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Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day

Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! I know I know…that vapid cunt eating bathing suit bottoms is a pretty good indicator…but you’d think she’d be the sister with the smallest cunt even after being a mom of a few…thanks to liking white meat… But she still looks ok, even though she’s a cancer that needs to be taken out with the rest of the virus that is their family…It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”…. The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day

Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Peyton Roi List Bikini Picture of the DAy

Peyton Roi List was born in the 90s, and the 90s are in trend, where people are repurposing T-shirt designs from brands that were big in the 90s, but that I like to focus on the important things like the things that were born in the 90s, they are pre-30 years old, usually under 25, perfectly legal to jerk off to or to try to have sex with and that’s what matters….not a fucking t-shirt design…. This Peyton Roi List was probably exploited by her parents, sold to the industry, and exists because of it, but she’s not quite broken enough for my liking, since her bikini selfies are tame….but I’ll post it anyway.. The post Peyton Roi List Bikini Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Michael Nipples of the Day

Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying…. She’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….the chances are she’s as “at her peak”….as possible, but it is possible that the friends she’s made being a scenester means she may be involved in more….maybe movies…who knows it’s all so incestuous and repetitive..and it’s all based on who you know…and we can assume she knows or has known some important connected people in her 7 years doing this… This shoot has some nipple, I just like it because it is horror themed, which I am into and a whore in horror, how could you go wrong…at least as a spectator staring at pics of random girls I don’t know all day…like ME!! Hard to be a hater when you’re not the one putting in the work to make this magic happen, but not really…we call it being in the peanut gallery…I don;’t need to produce garbage to know it’s garbage…I just need to look at it and wonder why people bother producing shit like this…seems like a waste of time….. The post Ali Michael Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day

Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her…. Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes… It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker… So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version… She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay… The post Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS…. I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota.. But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right… Edgy. The post Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mr Lea Michele Butt Shots of the Day

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…something we can assume she’s trying to prevent herself as a whole, with her voice of an angel, in whatever it is she’s promoting by getting half naked, because that’s how people promote things, in this “don’t sexualize me, let me sexualize myself, since sex sells world”…. The post Mr Lea Michele Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future. Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery. Here is her social media tits… Here she is in fitness The post Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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