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More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Menopause is a lovely thing…..because the sex drive goes up, the pregnancy rate goes down to zero, the vagina dries up so you feel the friction, and if you can see past the melting skin….and the boxy hips….and a barrel looking body….and close your eyes and imagine she was Cindy Crawford of the past…or look at her young daughter she’s been exploiting in her bikini and mental image that shit for the spank bank / it’s good for your focus, imagination and creativity…it is how I fight alzheimers or becoming a complacent weirdo who just stares and content fed to me…. I know it’s what the Husband does….if his sperm made her…it can come to her…I mean that’s all speculation and what I would do if I was in his place…rich people…you know…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is back, maternity leave is over, her starvation is still on but has paid off, after that whole birthing thing. She’s had her stomach dealt with in Miami so that the loose skin is gone, the tit sag that 90 percent of moms get gone, thanks to small implants, her face Botoxed cuz she’s pushing 30 and that’s what these girls need…and most importantly her vagina sewn up so that when she straddles chairs it doesn’t make her scream…in pain..not in orgasms… I don’t know, moms who go back to modeling always freak me out. I mean sure she looks good – but it’s gross. Go back to being a mom not a topless slut on a chair trying to get media to land a rich husband…you’re past that…. I mean I always thought abortions were invtented to prevent this kind of thing, but here these girls are going and breeding….soon 80 percent of the Victoria’s Secret Roster – and Irina Shayk…will be fucking moms…not actually fucking moms…but moms….FUCK… Their campaigns will be comparing SPANX and complaining about their husbands while sitting around Starbucks after Yoga class…. I NEED YOUNG BLOOD…but good ass shot girl…casual mom behavior you know… The post Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter’s got cellulite on the front of her leg, that’s just how dumpy she is. But it’s nice to see her mooch boyfriend walk around with her, proud to be with her, because she’s famous and it’s good brand association, even though she looks like a dumpy fucking troll, pulling some FAT girl Body Positive – don’t body shame – bully – because all lives matter in this flimsy society of wimps..even fat girl lives…which goes against all of our core beliefs as humans…. She’s still 18 or 19 and young enough to not be unfuckable, but then again very little is unfuckable, the age counts for A LOT…but she will melt into the slop she looks like she already is…some JABBA the hut shit…and there will still be dudes willing to get in on that because they are weird perverts and she’s rich… It amazes me that people find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paige Butcher is a very important model who you’ve never heard of but she was in MAXIM in 2005….and more excitingly…she’s done some acting in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 in 2006 – where she obviously met EDDIE MURPHY and spent 6 years either turning him down, or as his secret back-up pussy who he paid rent for, as these Hollywood types do, you know it’s hard working in America when you’re a lazy entitled bitch from Australia who was bold and cocky enough to go to AMERICA to get famous because she felt she was HOT enough…. So in 2012, they started dating, in 2016, she gave birth to his kid, and she’s pretty much set for life….thanks to that golden sperm.. And after looking at her mom body in a bikini, I get it…if I was rich, black and in my 50s, dealing with a girl who’s put up with me for a decade, I’d fucking cum in her and let her have a baby too… Her one task is to look good…and she’s looking good..so pay up motherfucker… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele is in Costa Rica, the country I assume her and Brady have a house at because they go there 10 times a year to get away, while still getting the paparazzi to capture her, the mother of many kids that I am not convinced were actually her kids, because she may not have a uterus – Brazilian Trannies look good you know… I mean why else would she be fired from Victoria’s Secret…and why else would her bikini be covered in this dress…seems suspect like maybe she’s hiding a set of balls.. RIGHT? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird… She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible… Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…? The post Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Fight! and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kung Fu Boobs… Girl Beats Up a Dude Who Grabbed her on the Beach….. Road Rage Girl is Hilarious. Boobs Out at Walmart.. China Prank of the Day Police Arrest Ambulance Joy Rider… Magic Trick Gone Wrong Dude Who Thinks He’s the Joker…Gets Sprayed Customer Mad Credit Card is Denied Never Trust a Dude in Sweat Pants… Idiot Hits Himself with a Bomb The post Girl Fight! and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade… Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as…. I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though, because I am pathetic and like all bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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