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Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

I don’t even know why I am posting this. I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck… She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini Polaroid of the Day

Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…

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Amanda Seyfried Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is the girl who moved in and stole all of Lindsay Lohan’s work. She was the “she was a bitch to me on set of Mean Girls, and now she’s an un-hireable disaster, that I’m, gonna take every job she ever was offered or rumored to be offered, even if they don’t pay me – because I’m hotter, I have better tits and fuck her”…which is kind of awesome…as is her ability balance her mainstream vanilla cheesy roles – while doing a couple more obscure movies that she’s fully naked in…but I’m most impressed in that she manages to live her life, always dressed like she’s having her period, dumpy and unshowered for the paparzzi…looking like she smells and has shit stains in her underwear…never dolled up because I guess she has nothing to prove…but then I remember she fucks Justin Long…and that maybe she’s just the fucking worst…because he is..and she lets him cum inside her… So in these ill-fitting sweatpants that she’s probably been in for 3 days or more – is dried up Justin Long sperm…and that’s pretty fucking vile…I think it’s time to move on from this. To See The Rest Of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more… My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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Karla for Galore of the Day

Her name is Karla. She’s not really a known model, but she is a signed model, which means I guess she’ll be popping up more and more as she builds up her brand and reputations and that’s why she’s in lingerie for my friends over at GALORE , who consistently make magic happen with some of the hottest girls around and for that…we must celebrate Karla and GALORE for all that they do…and as long as they keep on bringing the babes…I’ll keep on fantasizing about sweeping them off their feet with love songs, chocolates and anal play…because nothing screams love like anal play… Karla…unlike so many Carla’s before you…like Karla Hamolka and Carla from Cheers…you’re amazing.. That’s all for now.

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Taylor Swift’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know if the world needs any more Taylor Swift butt shots…but I guess the world in general doesn’t really need any more butt shots of anyone – even in this butt obsessed society…because butt shots are just a disctration of everything that is important in the world… But I love butt shots, I like the fact that this butt has had so many penis in it, that it goes to the media to discuss how it is sexist to think any less of her for being a slut, because feminists hate slut shaming and it’s good to get those miserable fat chicks on your side…especially when said slut being shamed has found lesbianism… I don’t know..Taylor Swift is a bit of a sham, a lie, a marketing campaign that worked and that spoke to people making her hundreds of millions of dollars…but more importantly, she has long legs, and is skinny…and butt or not…I don’t hate it. I just hate most of her music…especially the catchy ones I catch myself singing when I shouldn’t know they even exist…I feel so ashamed…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:09 PDT People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut. But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed… TO SEE HER AND ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE AIRPORT TOGETHER CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie of the Day

There’s something magical about seeing people taking selfies shamelessly in public. It’s just part of our culture and it happens almost everywhere you go. It’s the internet turning you into the inner narcissist you’ve always been. Forcing you to think people care about where you are, what you are doing, or every little bullshit thing you see….or think…it’s like a 24/7 reality show starring you..and I totally find it boring – until it ends in nudes and sex tapes…in which case…I find it amazing… So here’s Alessandra, bikini model, taking a selfie, because she doesn’t do enough photoshoots, she isn’t on camera enough, and she needs to turn the camera on herself…you see because the people of instagram are just sitting there waiting to like the shit. The world is fucking crazy…. Feeling the elements ?????????? #glamz @justinpurdue @kaylamichelehair #aunaturel #beautybythebeach #fashion A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Ott 10, 2014 at 1:54 PDT Another day in the office ?????? and @gilles_bensimon gifted me with his beautifully handcrafted #GriGri #bts ???? by @jilliandavison #foreveronvacation A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:59am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Kate Hudson Lives of the Day

#457651368 / gettyimages.com My favorite thing that Kate Hudson has done in her career, is not these old lady breast implants – we can all assume she got…. It’s not any of her shitty movies she proved that acting required little no talent to be a part of… It’s not her teen pregnancy – with some older dude – to give hope to older dudes everywhere that if they are rich enough they can trap some 19 year old broken hollywood baby to have your baby…. It’s not even that she rolled through every dude in Hollywood, probably starting at a young age thanks to her Goldie Hawn access…you know filling the emptiness of being a celebrity baby with cock… It’s that she drove Owen Wilson to attempted suicide, at least that’s what the rumor was…I mean that’s some seriosuly powerful, psychotic, mind fucking pussy…but maybe I just can’t relate since I don’t have feelings…but if I did – I highly doubt any loose woman would lead me to jump..proving that either actors are broken and weak people – or that Kate Hudson’s addictive as fuck.. Either way, she lives, and so do her tits, as she pushes 40. #457646250 / gettyimages.com #457646248 / gettyimages.com #457645820 / gettyimages.com #457645806 / gettyimages.com #457640756 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

#457366418 / gettyimages.com Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey… I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley… What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this. #457365030 / gettyimages.com #457366424 / gettyimages.com #457366338 / gettyimages.com #457366018 / gettyimages.com #457364976 / gettyimages.com #457362490 / gettyimages.com

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