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Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists… From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source…. She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day

Her name is KATEE LIFE … She’s a cam girl, at MY FREE CAMS so there are probably a lot of pics and videos of her floating around… But my pervert friend over at HOLLYWOODTUNA sent me this….and I was blown the fuck away… Now I am not a breast man, I mean I love tits – because everyone loves tits…but these are from another fucking planet…I am assuming a very magical and amazing planet I don’t deserve to ever visit, but don’t need to be Katee has managed to embrace her talent and share it with the world… It would be a real fucking tragedy if she worked at walmart or had a breast reduction like so many big tits before her – when clearly this is exactly what she needs to be doing. I’m in love…at least I think this is what love is…

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Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around… She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s… Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

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Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Giedre Dukauskaite for H&M Lingerie of the Day

I used to know a Lithuanian plumber, we’d drink together. He used to tell me that the girls back in Lithuania were incredible and he didn’t understand how he ended up marrying the fattest, hairiest of the bunch. One of those “I’m a fucking loser because everyday I go back to the motherland I am a fucking hero to babes all because of my Canadian Passport, but here I am stuck with this pile of shit”…something I can relate to….but he’d buy these young girls, sometimes for 20 dollars a night anyway…just to taste what he could have had, because apparently, for 20 dollars Lituanians will let you taste anything…something good to know before you build a prison for yourself.. That said this Giedre Dukauskaite, whatever the fuck kind of name is that, is one who got away, you know the Eastern European who models instead of being human trafficked because she was lucky enough to be tall…and now she’s probably living in NYC, booking 30k-100k campaigns, and looking’ hot doing it… Even when catalog bikini and lingerie pics are boring as fuck. So Giedre Dukauskaite, and her stupid name she should have stage named…is amazing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Giedre Dukauskaite for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day.. The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

Kerry Washington didn’t wear make-up for this shoot for whatever magazine this is…but she did show off her tits so that you could really not fixate on the fact that she wasn’t wearing make-up – not to mention I have a hard time believing that she wasn’t wearing make-up – or at least shot in some soft light or proper lighting these pros know all about – or more likely that she wasn’t photoshopped to look a little less tired while remaining tired tired looking enough to claim she’s not wearing make up… I mean there are giant letters on her fucking head…it’s safe to say this has run through some image software…unless they tape that to her shit before shooting…and I guess none of that matters when showing cleavage… The good thing in all this is how insecure it will make all the make-up free women who don’t look anything like this without make-up…I like when the media does this unrealistic expectations thing…

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Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

#stepGIRL ayee__bee by ImageFolio of the Day

Our friend @imagefolio send in these picture of a walk he took with #stepGIRL Ayee Bee and amazingly beautiful bodied babe who isn’t afraid of showing that amazingly beautiful body….I’ve posted her HERE and HERE …and I don’t know what it is about her…maybe it’s the grass and the trees and the dirt…that she’s totally naked in…giving me a raw, stripped down look into humanity and the world we live in, but I totally want go back to my roots…and breast feed. Yes…I made it about her tits…I mean – look at them…they are sent here from heaven to be celebrated and her not showing them to the world would be a fucking crime…a crime I will have no part in. All this to say I want to get back in touch with nature…or just touch Ayee Bee… VIA imagefolio

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Rebeccan Romijn Wrinkles of the Day

Rebecca Romijn Wrinkles is the new Rebecca Romijn Stamos…this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, you get old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that if you cum on her properly, that shit will fester in the crevices of her face for at least 3 showers…and there is something erotic about that, I mean not to me, but to anyone with a geriatric fetish. You know those diaper changing orderlies who either jerk off to the elderly they wipe down, or worse, have sex with them because they won’t tell you as they appreciate the fuck, and no one will believe them if they told anyway, because it would take a sick fuck to participate in that kind of behavior..coupled with the whole Alzheimers.. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luna Mae’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Marlijn Hoek is not known…I’ve never heard of her…She has something like 11 followers on instagram but she’s fucking perfect… Reminding us that no every model is a celebrity in her own right, there are plenty of hot as fuck girls making money getting half naked who are pretty much what a model is meant to be – a hot body to showcase clothes…and not some celebrity fame whore groupie hooker accessory on a yacht… I mean Here she is in fitness gear for instagram Loading Sporty days ???? #Sweden View on Instagram And here she is in some lingerie campaign…I am in love.

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Luna Mae’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day