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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind…. I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters…. TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Lea Seydoux for Interview of the Day

Lea Seydoux is a French actress from France, who has recently done this photoshoot for Interview magazine, that you know is ART because it is black and white, but that you know is disappointing because it is clothed – since just leaving your house in France leads to endless tits during the summer – I’m talking old, young, hot, scary….all topless… Yet they get the actress who has a big movie where she’s having lesbian sex the entire time not naked… Bummer…right…

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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally. I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent… They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless… Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her…. Here’s Anastasia..

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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Rachel Mortenson for Galore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together.. I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters… What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model. Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense…. But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits… Here are the pics.

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Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.

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Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted… That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day