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Eva Herzigova in a One Piece of the Day

Eva Herzigova is in a one piece…I would image you’d care about this if you had any fucking ideal who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do, but I don’t and I’ve been writing the site for 10 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…sooooooooo she’s in a one piece…this is not news, but the news is depressing. I don’t need to hear about 2000 people dying of Ebola in some African country that I know will spread to the rest of the world – killing us all off, a fear of mine when I was younger and a little more hopeful in humanity, but now something I am ready to see happen….or maybe the 1500 Christians killed in Iraq, the Isreal crisis, the Libya criss…shit’s fucking doomed…but Eva Herzigova can get us through this in her bikini…she’s a modern day superhero…someone give her the nobel peace prize like she was Nelson Mandela. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here

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Top 10 Selena Gomez in a Sleazy Top of the Day

#452915964 / gettyimages.com My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not.. Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world…. #452912162 / gettyimages.com #452910308 / gettyimages.com #452908344 / gettyimages.com #452908202 / gettyimages.com #452908186 / gettyimages.com #452907232 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Photoshoots for Bello of the Day

It turns out that Ashley Tisdale – a girl who I used to run a little campaign that no one noticed called “The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…which stemmed from me seeing her win some MTV award for being the “hottest bitch” of the year…even though I know all those awards, like everything in Hollywood, is some vapid bullshit designed and created by vapid idiots, who get paid off by the studios who want to create more buzz around projects they are working on, without realizing that Ashely Tisdale had no real future career, and they they probably should have given the award to someone who didn’t have a mangled face even after a nose job. I took it upon myself to debunk the title of “hottest bitch” according to MTV by showing how she wasn’t hot at all, but how other girls were hot…and it went unnoticed…I fought the fight in vain…but here we are a bunch of years later and she’s doing a compaign like she was a model. Probably from a friend who pities her, because she had it all, and her co-stars surpassed her… Or maybe I am just not up to date on Ashley Tisdale news, maybe she’s up for an Oscar for doing great things with her “craft”…her “talent”….”acting”…which in case you didn’t know is a fucking joke of a talent – but actors won’t tell you that.. I could cross-reference her IMDB, but I prefer moving onto the next trick. Something I am sure all her ex-lovers can agree with.

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Photoshoots for Bello of the Day

Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money. The whole thing…stupid as fuck… But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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Some Models in La Perla Lingerie of the Day

La Perla is a more luxurious version of Victoria’s Secret that I wouldn’t really be surprised to find out is actually a division of Victoria’s Secret, because if I was Victoria’s Secret, I would branch out from my sweatshops that I own overseas and develop my business by creating signature brands for celebrities and models that they’ve created…I would manufacture for all the competitors at a lower cost than what they would pay, since Victoria’s Secret has a corner on the market..I would do high end and low and pretty much just fuck everyone out of their underwear money…getting richer and richer and richer… That said, La Perla may not or may not be Victoria’s Secret, it is marketed much sexier than Victoria’s secret, their current campaign, although black and white and I hate black and white…is all fucking high end and awesome to look at.. Now I don’t know if you can jerk off to this, but I probably can. I’ll keep you posted. homo.

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Hot Girl in Panties Trying to Save Her Car from Being Towed of the Day

This is porn to me. I already love RUssian women because they are money grubbers with no soul, who work as models and hookers and really anything that takes advantage of their hot as fuck faces and bodies. I assume there was some ethnic cleansing during communist rule, because seriously, every Russian girl I have met has been amazing… Anyway, this girl saw her car getting towed and I guess was in bed in her panties and ran out to try to save it…and the video was captured for us to masturbate to… Thank god for this girl…and thank god for this video…I am in love.

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Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie.. But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense… Looks good to me…

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Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie.. But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense… Looks good to me…

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Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

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Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

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