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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Naya Rivera Gets Married Whole Lea Michele SHows Her Nipple of the Day

So I posted these Lea Michele pictures yesterday, but because I don’t give a fuck about Lea Michele or her weirdo face that should have never been on TV, even if it can sing, but should have just been on the audio track while an actual babe sang…so I didn’t go through every single one to see if there was a fucking nipple in it… While there’s a nipple in it…but it’s hardly a good nipple…because it’s set next to her weirdo face…that I hate… It’s like how can I want to suck on something when my eyes can’t help buy focus on that flawed facial structure…my brain wondering how that happened…genetically…when it should be thinking nipple… In other news, Naya Rivera married her rebound co-star from Glee who I assume needed a Green Card…after dating him for 3 months to show her fiancé “Big Sean” that once you go black you can go back…and more importantly…that their love wasn’t real as he was off fucking sluts in every city…. I think I just reported my first news story…I’m getting the hang of this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan’s Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter.. She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place… Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look… But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person… Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.

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Jennette McCurdy Slutty for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it… Her captions are pretty genius… #nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”…. I like it…

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Jack White at the Cubs Game is the Picture of the Day

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Martha Hunt for Seafolly of the Day

I fell in love with Martha Hunt back in MAY…when she did this TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT …but then I forgot she existed…until today…when it all came back to me… You see these bitches are all interchangeable. There are so many of them. We are so over-exposed that they all kind of blend into each other to the point where their names don’t matter…they don’t matter…their tits don’t even matter…but I’ll still look at them…and pretend I care…as they sell bikinis…for some random ass brand….

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Adriana Lima and the List of Models for the Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work… That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel. Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me.. I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that… But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone.. Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed… Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot.. I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

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Kendall Jenner’s Love Magazine Cover of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked in the new issue of Love Magazine. I don’t know if it will be actual nudity, implied nudity, or really worth looking at, I just know the cover was released today and they have a couple other version that don’t star Kendall Jenner…like the Adriana Lima cover and the Amy Adams cover…but they have clothes on – because I guess they aren’t as big of whores as the Jenners… The whole Kardashian family is a scam, they don’t interest me, and I figure unless Kendall is following in her sister’s footsteps of getting peed on by black guys in video, there’s no point in looking at pics of her pretending to be a model because she can be a model…it is actually really easy work… Nudity isn’t what it was…everyone is naked – and sure I’ll look – but a nipple isn’t going to blow my fucking mind…however…more hardcore stuff will…she should try that route even if they family consensus is that Kim did the dirty work, now we can focus on fake careers that our access let’s us think we have because we’re such a huge deal…bullshit… But maybe this shoot will impress me, I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and I’ll tell you one thing, I’m not on the edge of my seat shaking in anticipation – who gives a fuck about this….

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass in Miami of the Day

LeAnn Rimes, Homewrecker, phoney Christian that the Christian market loves because they are trained to forgive their own when they sin, it’s a solid fucking market to connect with because they are dumb as fuck, throw money at scammers and buy into lies…like the whole Jesus thing… So this borderline breast implanted hooker who pretends to be a singer and who in her defence is really just a product of a stage mom, and marketing, and the industry that eats girls up… by making them feel inadequate and useless…throwing money at them…to make more money off of them…so she could be a lot fucking worse… She’s in her bikini…I am not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…I just know it happened…and I am not offended by her ass as it eats all the bathing suit it can….but then again I’ve only been offended by one thing in recent years…a squirting video by a girl on tinder – 100 lbs too fat for her white trash pleather couch she was staining…but that has nothing to do with this sexual deviant at all.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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