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Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that… You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about… And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant… And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is…. If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin Got a Tattoo and Wants You to Know of the Day

Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal.. Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame… But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic

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Ireland Baldwin Got a Tattoo and Wants You to Know of the Day

The Man Who Caught the Falling Baby and Other Videos of the Day

That’s an interesting stunt more buskers should partake in, here’s a pool electrocuting a girl…in Florida, she lived. The Man and his Wild Turkey… The Girl who jumped out of her car before the train hit…

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The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies… So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running… She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance… And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…

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The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Vanessa Paradis Lookin’ Hot of the DAy

Out with the old, in with the new. In every divorce, or break up because you were never married, because you aren’t into convention, and because you always wanted bastard out of wedlock babies….comes a bitter ex who has fire under her ass and something to fucking prove, because her A-List husband left her for some harlot, barely famous, hooker on set…who everyone thinks is fucking hotter that the old… This is why gyms exist, why plastic surgery exists, because if we didn’t live in a vain world filled with temptation, and hot new pussy who like A-list husbands…No one has morals or values…especially not me…but I am more into going after the broken down wife who can’t get over the rejection, because they put in more effort and have lower standards, and are really just easier.

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Vanessa Paradis Lookin’ Hot of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

Nabilla Benattia Brings the Cannes Nipple of the Day

Her name is Nabilla Benattia and she’s classing up Cannes, by pulling out her tit and pretending it wasn’t for a photo op, since Cannes is filled with as many paparazzi as bottom feeders trying to be seen by those paparazzi. This isn’t her first tit slip, SHE’S DONE IT BEFORE and I guess it worked out well enough for her to stage another one…even though I’ve already forgotten her and I just did this post… Here are a few more pics from her appearance… #492267789 / gettyimages.com #492193667 / gettyimages.com #492267789 / gettyimages.com #492193673 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco and Her Dog Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic. I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened. I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…

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Die Antwoord’s New Video of the Day

Little known fact, many years ago I posted Die Antwoord’s first video, a few days before it went completely viral because they are fucking nut cases…who are now international superstars for being nut cases but I get no credit, no kickback, no money, no thank you…just a whole lot of nothin’…and that’s ok, because I like girl the girl in the band’s hard nipples, but more importantly, I like how fucking weird they are…I guess this is what happens when you are from South Africa and not dying of AIDS…

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