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Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant… But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does… And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

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Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Marissa Showers for American Apparel of the Day

I think it is safe to say that American Apparel has mastered the best way to advertise a bikini…. Keep up the good work. The good fight. The getting young average looking girls naked because they like the aesthetic of your brand as it speaks to their generation. It works for me…and probably everyone else in the fucking world, because I mean…look at these pics….

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EDITA VILKEVICIUTE For Vogue of the DAy

I don’t really know if this Vogue shoot of EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is all that interesting, I mean there’s some cleavage, some fancy dress in the ocean, some level of erotica despite being a fashion magazine and not porn…Especially when you can just google her and see shit like ALL THESE PICS OF HER NAKED ON THE BEACH INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO HER LABIA But they are good enough…

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EDITA VILKEVICIUTE For Vogue of the DAy

Brooke Burke Chavet Fitness of the Day

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius… I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Video of the Day

Bella Thorne is another one of these products of an country with serious sex offending laws. You know the kind of place where banging a 16 or 17 year old is illegal, despite many people, including women who were once 16 or 17, saying that their body was at its prime at 16 or 17… Not to mention, if you ask most girls who they were fucking at 16 or 17, chances are they will say someone in their 20s…because that’s just the way humanity works…. Yet shit is made illegal, and creepers want to creep, because it seems like forbidden fruit, even though the truth behind the 16 or 17 year old is that they are the fuckin worst, and you’re far better off with a 25 year old who maintains her fitness… I mean 16 or 17 year olds don’t know how to handle life, or sex, or really anything…and being a baby sitter to some annoying girl, who probably can’t get off seems annoying as fuck to me… That’s probably why I look at these girls working it for their old creepy dad fan base…objectively…and I just don’t get excited…because in Canada you can bang 16 year olds, and I don’t…. Sure, I see a hot young body, sure, but there are hot bodies everywhere…the rest of her, except maybe her older sister who feels second rate next to her, because she’s the one their stage parents is disappointed in because they didn’t have kids to not monetize off of…and whenever a sibling feels second rate, they are better to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosario Dawson Bathing Suit of the Day

Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat. I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS. I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this…. I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan… The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever… Who cares… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Aida Yespica Brings the See Through Dress To Cannes of the Day

I don’t know who this haggard faced Aida Yespica is…but I know she wants me to know who she is…because she’s wearing a see through dress in Cannes, where she’s being classy, with what is probably a very rich boyfriend, you know the kind of boyfriend that saved her TV Hosting in Venezuala ass from Communism…thanks to her breast implants… I am all for see through dresses, but prefer when the attention seeker wearing them is more committed to the cause, and doesn’t put on panties… Because flashing tits in France is hardly a fucking thing, the real kicker, and sign of desperation always comes with labia…the kid that have a clit sticking out like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at you… Either way, I support this behavior…especially when set in luxurious places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Martha Hunt for Marie Claire Italy by David Bellemere of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model has been TOPLESS BEFORE …pretty much like all Victoria’s Secret models…and she looks pretty fucking amazing, but more importantly, you should use these pictures to convince any girl who is showing any resistance to getting naked for you, the kind of girl who thinks nudes will ruin her career or life, or that nudes will make her look like some low level slut, because really, everyone who matters is doing it. Whether it’s models, actresses or porn chicks…and not getting naked is just not in style right now…seriously, girls love peer pressure, especially when it comes in the form of being competitive with hotter girls…trust me, this strategy works….

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Martha Hunt for Marie Claire Italy by David Bellemere of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt Picture of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is amazing…at least in these post pregnancy pictures, because at 40, bouncing back to her pre-pregnancy fatness, is rough…so she’s packed on a few pounds …and to think she was going to be anything but one of those mom’s who complains about her baby weight til the end of time as she eats a bunch of cake, would be negligent…but to laugh at these pics would be the right thing to do…because she’s look fucking hilarious in her bad choice in drop crotch pants…seriously what a joker.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Abortion Haters and Their Giant Hairy Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

That totally makes fucking sense doesn’t it…makes me want to have a hooker fight… Here’s a dude getting tasked on the beach…for summer Beat boxer of the Day 11 Year old in Brazil Breaks Police Car Window Robber Gets Knocked the Fuck Out… Crazy fucking car accident… Crazy 1960′s Fetish Game of the Day

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