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Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

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Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Rita Ora’s Big Titties in Gym Clothes

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Rita Ora squeezing out of her gym clothes like an overstuffed sausage, because they are tight, and she isn’t. For those of you who have no idea who Rita Ora is, for good reason, she’s some UK based busty Rihanna impersonator who I guess was found on Youtube and given a record deal with Jay Z, to build up as an insurance policy in the even the actual Rihanna dies of a drug overdose or abusive boyfriend beating the fuck out of her with his gun handle…because as far as Rihanna is concerned, that’s what true love is…passion… She’s dating hipster DJ turned popstar Calvin Harris, she’s got big tits and a bit of a body, and she’s walking around LA like this, making her one to look out for…or at least one to look at. Because I like big titties…even when they come with sloppy everything else…just not as much as when they are on a tight fit body….because titties are fun in all shapes and sizes.. I just can’t figure out why she’s in workout gear, kinda like the chick I was walking behind last night, with the fattest ass and a grocery bag filled with cheetos, in workout gear, I mean clearly, fitness isn’t her thing, and wearing the clothes doesn’t mean living the life….but unlike the girl last night…this Rita Bitch has some sex appeal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eva Amurri’s in a Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

EVA AMURRI ….is the married, weak chinned, daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has massive tits. she put out there in CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE … Because like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, seeking male attention, and more importantly, feels the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, that involves showing off her huge tits, like she’s not from a Hollywood family, but is instead some low level, small down, recent to LA waitress trying to make it…in what makes little to no sense to me….until remembering that all girls like their tits being celebrated…cuz you know her mom could get her any movie or TV role she wanted…but instead she went for the tits…making her a modern day rich kid hero…. And here are those Tits she’s got in a bikini….all married and not as exciting as when they are in TV shows…helping establishing herself as a serious artist and not just her mother’s daughter…in roles normally reserved for strippers.

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Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked…. I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics. Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you. Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be. The beaches of Cancun have seen better days…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – THERE ARE A TON OF THEM FOLLOW THIS LINK

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DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces. In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool… It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family. So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson. The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Being the > Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut… I’m a fan… “hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs. I think he coulda done better…. To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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