So this Raphael Mazzucco dude made a book about asses, yesterday I posted the Nicole Scherzinger possibly a man but decent ass despite her cunt attitude pics, unfortunately, today I have more models who get paid for this kind of thing, and really I love ass, it’s the closest thing to pussy, if it has a good shape, I’m down…even if it doesn’t I like looking at it…you see cuz nice tits are easier to achieve than a hot ass…. so here are some models showing their assses for the book….I’m into it…. Alessandra Ambrosio Ass from Above….Booty All Round and Poppin’ Kate Upton….all 19 and from an amazing just been fucked hard face in the pillow angle that makes whoever fucked her wanna fuck her some more…. Bianca Balti reminding me why I love sniffing couch cushions… Christie Teigan Covered in String so that she can live with herself and say she’s never done nude photos…cuz that would make her a whore who used to follow me on twitter but then blocked me…. Irina Shayk covered in Black Semen because I Assume Her Pussy Was Exposed Cuz that’s Just the Kind of Whore she Is…Exposing Pussy to get to the top…
Scarlett Johansson, or Scarjo as she’s known to her closest and dearest friends…..is photoshopped to shit on the cover of the latest Interview magazine…wearing some Madonna from the 80s inspired underwear, looking thin, hot and ready to marry you he divorce you forcing you to fuck hotter bitches than her…..and I’m posting it because I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson’s titties in nude cellphone pics, and any girl who takes nude cell pics and doesn’t whine about it like an annoying cunt, but instead gets the dude behind it arrested, while letting all of us celebrate the pics, is a role model to me….seriously. She handled the nude pics better than every other nude pic scandal I’ve dealt withi on this miserable blog. In fact, nude cellphone pics are a fucking currency to me…I accept it as payment from all favors and tasks, from shoveling driveways this winter, to helping you with your high school homework….
Her name is Anna Breweter, she is 25 from the UK…….she is an actor….she was in The Tudors…..She is a model…she was in magazines and campaigns….now she is showing her tits for S-Magazine…because models, like strippers and even pornstars, get paid to get naked, they are just classier and more luxurious…… Here are some pics from some magazine…
I don’t know whether this Ass shot of Nicole Scherzinger in some book by someone named Raphael Mazzucco Culo is really Nicole Scherzinger….I also don’t know when the picture was taken…you see because despite Nicole Scherzinger having a tight body and I’ll…I’m not convinced she’s actually a chick…and I always feel uncomfortable looking at her…always doubting my instinct as to whether I should want to fuck her or not…more importantly, I saw X-Factor and noticed her cunt behavior…acting like she’s this export, pro, diva, the net Whitney and Mariah or some shit…cuz she actually believes it…despite the reality that she’s from some Dollar Store, Vegas Stage Show that just managed to work, likely cuz the women were half naked, the songs catchy, but nothing of substance…just full on low level shit….but for some reason she’s not up to speed on that…I guess if she was she’d probably kill herself…instead of love herself and act like this accomplished expert….and not just a lucky cunt….and on that note…here is the pic…
I get that Roman Polanski is a cinematic genius who was just fucked up when his wife and their unborn baby was killed by Charles Manson, so fucked up that he did the natural thing guys do when they are at their lowest, and fed a teen drugs and had sex with her, forcing him to flee the country and live in exile in Switzerland, never to return because it is not worth getting arrested for…. I also get that you can’t judge a man by his sexual dysfunction, I mean if we did, we wouldn’t have priests to talk to, elementary school teachers to teach or kids, birthday party clowns….or gays and lesbian friends. But I like to point and laugh when actors or other people are hamming it up with perverts and kissing them like they aren’t perverts because it is a political move for their careers, because the man is a genius, without realizing all the Christians back in America, who are likely perverts themselves, just oppresed properly, are going to be offended by her being so Euro and lax about sex offenders….cuz Europe remains far cooler than America on all levels…. Here are the pics of her Titanic Mom Tits in a Tight Dress
Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving a simple life lesson to sub-par women everywhere…Never leave the house unless you’re dolled up in spanx and a bandage dress with your fat tits spilling out in a smoke and mirror effort to look better this…cuz like Kim Kardashian, no one wants to see you like this, all dumpy, with no make-up and a real clever literal shirt, in a “my name’s love and this shirt says love, OMG I NEED IT” kind of obnoxious way…that you probably like cuz it reminds you of 5 year olds….but that reminds me of a dumpy bitch hiding her dumpy body and trying to make you focus on her shirt and not her really old, un-made-up just been cummed on face…Which may be hot to you, but is probably just good to laugh at for he normal people who hate this priviledged cunts.
The American Music Awards are the worst pile of shit on TV, It is paid for by the record companies and advertisers…making it one big, tacky ad for crap that pollutes our lives…. This shit has always been shit, they even used to invite me to attend and no one else ever does that…making me realize just how useless they are…and even worse now that Dick Clark is dead, or near dead, or on life support machies…. I used to live blog every Award show, but they are all they same….so I find bettter ways to entertain myself…like posing naked in front of the mirror, it’s comical. There was not one single good song, I don’t care how big Mark Anthony’s forehead vein is, I don’t care how bad Justin Beiber and Will Smith’s kid dance with LMFAO and I don’t care how many old clips they throw in trying us to remember the glory days when the AMA mattered….I don’t care how many tight outfits old lady J.Lo squeezes into, or how many latex dresses X-Tina pushing walmart cashier fatness goes through…I don’t care if Katy Perry pretends to play the guitar for a song she’s trying to pull the heart strings with even though she has no soul…I don’t care how stupid her hair is, or how tight her dress is, or how bloated her uterus is…I don’t care if Will.I.Am pretends he is Daft Punk hiring that theatre droop that does those in the dark choreography….and I don’t care about badly written jokes, no matter how much cleavage is there…. The entertainment industry fucking sucks…we need to make good music popular again…seriously…this shit is out of hand…here’s some pussy at the event/performing badly at the event, cuz this is what I do…. You know we are in shit when Katy Perry is the best performance of the night when she sucks….on all levels, is dumpy and makes me want to kill…. This is the one event they should have a terroist attack on….would save the day….and possibly the world…. —– Vanessa Minnillo who Calls Herself Vanessa Lachay Cuz I Guess She’s Married to Jessica Simpson’s Ask…How Don’t I know this, where was I sleeping, what rock was I under, oh right, I don’t give a shit, cuz she doesn’t matter, but she does use “sick” to describe good things like a teen girl…and she does fuck in hot tubs….and she does look good in this dress….but I still don’t give a shit….s Audrina Patridge Gets Invited Somewhere and Brings Out Her Tits…. Anne V is a Lingerie Model…. Jennifer Hudson Manorexia Selena Gomez Looks Uncomfortable Being a Pedophile….It’s like keep this behind closed doors I don’t wanna go to jail even though I look 12 shit… Taylor Swift Makin Proper Blowjob Faces Katy Perry Shitty Clown Style Remembered She Had Tits…. She also performed and looked like an pink idiot….but brought out her tits…and was unfortunately the best show of the night – cuz everyone is even a bigger pile of shit than her… Christina Aguilera Was There Looking Fat as Precious in Latex, squeezing out from every angle, which is good if you only look at her tits, so much strapping to make the pig look like a lady….Fast Forward to 2:21 Pics… J.Lo was There in Exteme Spandex to hold in her mom body…she’s in her 40s…and that makes her performances awkward at best…But the Highlight Is The Fat Back-Up Dancer – he’s on some X-Tina’s Routine…she’s a little old for this…milking being latino….annoying That’s enough of my AMA mega post.
So I posted last night that Regis died before his retirement in this Vespa Accident on Letterman… It turns out he survived and the fall was hardly as funny as it should have been, so he made it to his last show, cuz he is retiring and that glorious, historic event brought out his past host, busty Kathie Lee Gifford, who anyone who stayed home sick in the early 90s jerked off to….and who based on POSTS ABOUT HER TITS still jerk off to her… She came out all sweaty armpits for the armpit fetishists….all red headed for the red head fetishists…..all big breasted for the busty festishists…..all big assed for the menopausal women fetishists….she exudes sex, makes me wonder why Frank cheated on her…oh right…cuz she’s annoying as fuck…
My friend was at the Trans Siberian Orchestra sow in Beavercreek Ohio…I just assumed because he liked little kids singing his favorite classics like a mall Santa forced to quit being a Mall Santa due to being caught as a sex offender….you know like some kind of pervert… But he impressed me….when he snapped off a pic of one of the adult women performing with a hard nipple…and I’m pretty amazed that from his vantage point he could get in that close…maybe he’s got a future as a pervert photographer…I should send him to the bottom of the escalator of his favorite Ohio mall….but I figure everyone in Ohio is 500 pounds so that won’t work…or will it? Here’s the perv pic to get you in the Christmas spirit….. Thanks for sending it in brother.
Ever since Ali Larter had her kid, she’s been out there trying to get noticed. She’s gone out all hard mom nipple without a bra and changing her underwear in public …. now she’s gone and put on a men’s shirt that makes her look like the one night stand you met on your business trip after you fucked her, walking around your hotel room, washing up, only as you sit their satisfied, empty-balled, knowing your wife will never find out….but instead she’s out pumping gas, like some common whore, who didn’t have enough time to get dressed and was forced to run out to make an escape cuz the whore stole your wallet and this is the getaway…I mean why else would she be wearing a men’s shirt pumping gas?
