This picture is weird – but I am confident you can jerk off to it.. I figure your storyline will be that this is her O-Face and by O-Face I mean half asleep, possibly medicated, maybe on some ambien face….that you are either about to take advantage of or that she’s allowing you to take advantage of in a #metoo movement kind of “I’ll close my eyes, pretend it didn’t happen, and hopefully secure this acting job”…because she’s Lauren Stoner and needs all the help she gets…even if that help involves playing dead half naked for weirdos to get off to…cuz ultimately the world is porno…a fetish for everyone to get off to….so get off to it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyson Stoner Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know who Ariel Winter’s photographer is, but he looks like some kind of Russian dude who has a kiosk in the Mall and does weird boudoir photos…but unlike the boudoir photographer with a kiosk in the Mall, the fat girls he gets pics of are on TV…and have faces filled with face injections, rather than 50 year old menopausal women going through “the change” and trying to reclaim some sex appeal for their Husbands…. I saw that episode of Roseanne. I know how it is. That’s not to say that he’s better off than those mall photographers and their obese women they get in provocative poses…but I assure you that having Ariel Winter’s fat tits in his book can definitely lock in more fat women with a dream….to be on TV…as fat is accepted…they just never cast fat girls to play fat chicks…but rather skinny girls get put in fat suits since it’s too hard to expect a fat person to try to lose weight for a part…while a skinny person will get fat for a part…because fat people are just fucking lazy and so I am I, so I’ll stop typing now. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter’s Big Fat Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good… The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate… But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat…. I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind. The post Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We live in a porno generation, with a porned up perverted undertone, since everyone just sits around and watches porno all day…so when they post their selfies to their social media feeds, they are so well trained, conditioned to porn angles, they know exactly what they are doing, and what the images they prouduce look like…especially when they are celebrity rich kids exposed to all kinds of shit at a young age…mature for their age maybe because their parents are both self involved immature actor weridos… Maybe I am looking into this too hard..thinking..oh it’s a blowjob angle…or MAYBE it is a blowjob angle… The post Lily Rose Depp Shorts From a Blowjob Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is a very important and relevant pop culture icon who is just 20 years old…like a Kardashian, or a Kylie Jenner, but on the other spectrum of annoying…where instead of being rich and knocked up, she’s running her own brand out of her expensive house that Disney Money got her…and now that Social Media money is making her….a brand based on being a weirdo crackhead raver chick who never leaves the house…but that understands the power of the internet…building out brands, manipulating young people to steal their parents credit card to buy shit they don’t need to support her in her quest of weirdness…and as it turns out…they make bikinis, because bikinis are easy to promote…like the puppet master she is…since people like seeing disney kids half naked…especially ones with fat tits… Annoying or not…she’s in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kaili Thorne who may not be a Thorne, which I guess in this day and age of people having no fucking taste, is considered a good thing, you know being able to attach yourself to the empire that is Bella Thorne….so milk that shit from every angle you can. This one is the older sister, the half sister, I don’t know their family history or really care. I just know that Bella Thorne’s dad killed himself because she was fucking annoying, that voice, he knew he unleashed like some kind of demon on society…and I know her step dad fucked around with her, because she used that as an angle in her reclaiming her slutty….and I know her mom is an aggressive stage parent with a dream that I guess happened despite having no relationship with her daughter…she’s watching from the sidelines all slutty and old…proud of raising proper sluts who can monetize without being an official sex worker… Point being…..Kaili Thorne was doing low level nudity when Bella was some 16 year old Disney Kid being lame as fuck, before the low level nudity thing because a necessity…so in a lot of ways this one helped pave the way for that one…so for that she should be taken out back and shot…but jerk off to her first. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Camila Morrone, is an aspiring actress, turned titty model, turned Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend, because we know the only tits Leo likes are on dudes…. She is the stepdaughter of Al Pacino….but not really, because her mom is some fame whore actress from South America in her early 40s he has been fucking or obsessed with her for a while…as these women do with their vagina sorcery to suck us all in… I assume her and her daughter turn some tricks together to help secure these men like Leo to maintain their existence. I mean she has huge fucking tits, why not use them for good, because there’s something magical about gross sloppy monster tits on a small frame…they are rare, they are weird, they are terrifying, but they are amazing and I want to drown on them always. It is always exciting for me to stare at a huge set of natural tits of any age…because they are rare…all spilling out of a bikini top from every direction….but you see it happen every once in a while, mainly on social media and you have no choice but to fucking love it, whether you have been born homosexual or not. This monster tits are awesome….which could be why homosexual Leo is all up in them…but I’m sticking to her and her mom doing weird incest shit that makes them of value to these rich guys who have seen it all… Here are those big tit tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Morrone Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t understand dudes who are all hyped on Ruby Rose, I actually never met dudes hyped on Ruby Rose, but if I did, it would be safe to say they are faggots, or lesbians, as we aren’t supposed to be coded to be turned on by a female Bieber with dark hair and tattoos, it’s weird. The only people I think that like Ruby Rose, are the people who control the media, liberal women, and those liberal women like her because she looks like a dude and allows them to feel more open with their sexuality because they can say they had lesbian feelings once when imagining frenching Ruby Rose after a marathon on Netflix with one too many glasses of Rose. I have been consistent in my messaging. If you look at Ruby Rose objectively, not with dick in hand while jerking off a few years back when you were into tattooed women back when it was a trend, but is no longer a trend, sorry tattooed women you’re stuck being off trend…. She’s a fucking boy and you’re a pedo. That said, Hollywood is repetitive, they try to leverage hype to promote garbage and are using her as their new Batwoman in crap that will be popular, because you’re all a bunch of Queers into comic books… Here she is at some event looking like Celine Dion…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Her official status celebrating being “bat woman” This is something I would have died to have seen on TV when I was a young member of the LGBT community who never felt represented on tv and felt alone and different. Thank you everyone. Thank you god. Shut the fuck up bro. The post Ruby Rose as Bat Trans Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really. The post Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture…. I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood…. That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing…. That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing… That flaw is Cankles…. This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you… I am haunted by them… The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me… Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE MORE CANKLES The post Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
