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Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day

I wonder if this is the face Toni Garrn made when LEONARDO DICAPRIO – Her boyfriend for a minute, who was obviously fucking other girls during that minute, because none of these dudes commit to these models, and if they are famous and rich enough, these models put their dignity and self worth aside, to ensure they get as much press as they can for fucking LEONARDO DICAPRIO – even if AIDS (not a death sentence) come with his cum…. She’s showing her model nipple at a fashion party – because she’s a fashion model – and the whole thing isn’t a new concept – we’ve all seen her nipple – I’ve posted it before – you can google it…but I’m not going to bother…I like to pretend it’s the first time…like it was her first time putting herself out there…despite the story her likely herpes tell…you know that’s she’s been there and done that… But in my defence, everytime I eat out a prostitute I am a mind over matter kind of guy, who delusional sure, but very good at tricking myself into think that sour taste is just her natural crack whore fluids…and not 6 – 10 other dudes’ cum…dripping down my damn face.. I mean what kind of guy goes down on a street hooker…a pretty terrible one..but the nice thing is there’s a lot of similarities between these million dollar models and street hookers so I feel like I can relate to their kind while staring at their slutty outfits… GOOD TIMES…. Oh…and she’s German…so she must be loving this Neo Nazi approach to American politics….that and being shit on…Germans fucking love being shit on…on and Jews…love the jews… The post Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant……. But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money…. Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives… The post Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day

I don’t follow the devil family – at least if I don’t have to – because they are the fucking worst… But while the Jenner dad is becoming a mom thanks to years of emasculation, and jealousy of all the attention the girls get, while he’s supposed to be the celebrated one…he’s the Olympian…. The mom, at 100 years old, but age doesn’t matter for demons, they fucking live forever, has found this dude named Corey Gamble, who is 33 and who rails the fuck out of her like some sort of houseboy, rentboy, hired hand…because she’s calculating, has more money than god, and has finally let black cock in her since OJ….. Kylie Jenner posted this snapchat of him rubbing the mom’s feet, at first I assumed it was Kylie’s feet and I just haven’t seen such a well behaved because he gets paid bitch…willing to fuck an old lady…probably really fucking violently because she’s this power hungry freak who needs to be mistreated to get off….the mail sugar baby…not trying to screw shit up…and it is fascinating…but not as fascinating as Kris Jenner’s feet. Creepy shit… Here’s Kylie Being a Whore to compensate for the black lives matter movement happening in the entire family’s cunt…cunt that eats pants that are too damn small for her…because that’s how she makes it all work… Here she is in Costa Rica doing a fake photoshoot for bullshit Here’s Kendall’s nipple for instagram….because why the fuck not… How about some Kourtney Kardashian mom ass that has been brazilian lifted getting extra support from a balcony to give her the booty shape she thinks is hot…a fucking balcony…is a lot of support… Garbage humans…that I would argue aren’t human… The post Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blac Chyna Shares Adorable Family Portrait, Totally Nude Photos: DANG, GIRL!

Remember back in the day when your mom would load up you and your siblings, or your cousins or your cats or whatever, and head down to the Sears Portrait Studio for a good old-fashioned family portrait? OK, then remember how a few hours later, your mom would take all her clothes off, slap on some body paint and show off the goods for Instagram? No? Maybe that’s only Blac Chyna’s family then. As you can see above, Chyna brought her kids — four-year-old King Cairo, the son she shares with Tyga, and two-month-old Dream Kardashian, the baby she had with Rob Kardashian — for a seriously old school photo shoot. That subtle grey backdrop, those classic poses … Where did she take these photos and how did the build that time machine? She captioned the photo “Unconditional [heart emoji],” which is sweet. It’s also a little telling that Rob wasn’t in on the portrait, but let’s not dwell on the relationship drama right now. Instead, let’s dwell on the weirdness of how, just a few hours after posting that precious family photo, she shared this one: If you’re unable to click on that super NSFW link, or if you need someone to hold your hand through this madness, then let’s break this down. That’s Blac Chyna, totally nude, not a stitch of clothing in sight. Not one single stitch. There’s a bit of body paint there, but just the tiniest bit — not enough to really cover up anything. So, you know, not like Kylie’s now-legendary body paint photo , the one she shared back in November. Are we sensing a little bit of renewed rivalry? It’s hard to say, but yeah, probably — this is Blac “WHY ARE YOU TEXTING BITCHES?!” Chyna we’re talking about. As a bonus, she shared one more photo, also insanely NSFW. And this one has nipples! There’s a couple of different angles to this, so put your ogling aside for just one moment and let’s delve into this. One: she looks amazing. She looks absolutely incredible, especially for just having had a baby a couple of months ago. Two: check out that backdrop. Yeah, it may be a struggle to get your eyes off Chyna’s bod and to that muted, boring piece of fabric, but just try … That’s the same backdrop used for her family portrait, right? Just with different lighting. That Chyna … girl sure knows how to multitask, we’ll say that much. OK, OK, we’ll say one more thing: damn , girl, you are looking so good! View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

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Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy

Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day

Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk… But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next…. Hey Ma Carina…. The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary… The post Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day

Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk… But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next…. Hey Ma Carina…. The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary… The post Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day

I guess this is news to someone..somewhere…out there…because Bella Thorne despite looking 40, while being 19…after a year of being real fucking slutty on social media that with the help of being on TV really made her and her career pop, as followers are everything….and followers are something a lot of these hot young girls have…that I don’t really understand why they have them…but at least in Bella Thorne’s case..she’s on TV…a dying stamp of approval but a stamp of approval none the less… I spent the last 5 minutes googling how to download a snapchat she posted screaming at her sister while dancing and bouncing up and down….and came up with nothing…but downloading instagram stories…I got that shit locked… Unfortunately, like most girls, her snap is more perverted, her insta more corporate, who knows why the porn lives on snapchat – but it does…..so I screenshotted it to shit: I don’t know why I am compelled to post videos of Bella Thorne talking about her tits, but I guess I’m a sucker for tits, big tits, and girls talking about their tits…especially when they are pop culture relevant…rather than just some tired hooker at the dive bar I drink at…it makes me feel more connected…. The post Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caption CompeTITion: Beyoncé Pregnant With Twins Announcement In Bra

Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption. We’ve updated the previous Caption CompeTITion to include the winning comment. Winners will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin t-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!… read more

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