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I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid aren’t hot to me, but they are hot to the rest of the world who book them as the “it girl” sisters…because America likes rich kids with a dad who fucks Sugarbabies and a mom who is so vapid and superficial she gets on shows about being Vapid and superficial…while consistently marrying rich guys…it’s just garbage, LA county trash…that people forget is trash because they’ve scammed the world… I look at GIGI and BELLA Hadid..and think…damn they are overrated, they are dopey retard looking and should be working as interns at an entertainment company while doing their degree in some bullshit they won’t need because they’ll just marry a rich dude they have access too.. Yet instead they are social media influencer models, and they don’t do anything interesting or impressive… That was until today, when they decided to protest the TRUMP travel ban that I guess targets Muslims since it is in Muslim countries and that Facebook claim is the same ban Obama had during his presidency while bombing those countries – which could be seen as worse…but I am not into that, I am not going to act like I know or care…Muslims were killed a three hour drive from where I live in a Mosque and I don’t like that kind of hate, or bullshit..it’s like hate everyone, kill yourselves, hate the governement, but when you get to killing, you’re a real fucking asshole… Not that this protest GIGI and BELLA are attaching themselves to because they like attention, it’s a PR stunt, and they get to connect to the Muslim americans because their dad is Arab… It’s a good PR move, that allows them to think they have some substance or value… But the truth is they should just sign over their model money they don’t need or deserve, if they really cared for more than just a PR photo opp…it would have more results than this… Not to mention GIGI looks 40 and Bella looks ugly…because they are…that’s how being overrated work…Garbage…activists making it about their narcissistic selves… That said, she’s in Vogue UK with her Brother, who I’ve seen them pimping out, narcissists like to keep it in the family, same genetics, but they also like to fuck their family, because they see themselves in their siblings…which explains why little Hadid is inappropriately touching her, he probably jerks off to her, and she’s trying to get her entire family to pull off the same scam she did…and it will work because society are fucking morons… Here’s her cleavage….that’s that all that really matters.. The post Gigi and Bella Hadid are Bullshit Arab Activist But Have Cleavage and Do Incest for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid aren’t hot to me, but they are hot to the rest of the world who book them as the “it girl” sisters…because America likes rich kids with a dad who fucks Sugarbabies and a mom who is so vapid and superficial she gets on shows about being Vapid and superficial…while consistently marrying rich guys…it’s just garbage, LA county trash…that people forget is trash because they’ve scammed the world… I look at GIGI and BELLA Hadid..and think…damn they are overrated, they are dopey retard looking and should be working as interns at an entertainment company while doing their degree in some bullshit they won’t need because they’ll just marry a rich dude they have access too.. Yet instead they are social media influencer models, and they don’t do anything interesting or impressive… That was until today, when they decided to protest the TRUMP travel ban that I guess targets Muslims since it is in Muslim countries and that Facebook claim is the same ban Obama had during his presidency while bombing those countries – which could be seen as worse…but I am not into that, I am not going to act like I know or care…Muslims were killed a three hour drive from where I live in a Mosque and I don’t like that kind of hate, or bullshit..it’s like hate everyone, kill yourselves, hate the governement, but when you get to killing, you’re a real fucking asshole… Not that this protest GIGI and BELLA are attaching themselves to because they like attention, it’s a PR stunt, and they get to connect to the Muslim americans because their dad is Arab… It’s a good PR move, that allows them to think they have some substance or value… But the truth is they should just sign over their model money they don’t need or deserve, if they really cared for more than just a PR photo opp…it would have more results than this… Not to mention GIGI looks 40 and Bella looks ugly…because they are…that’s how being overrated work…Garbage…activists making it about their narcissistic selves… That said, she’s in Vogue UK with her Brother, who I’ve seen them pimping out, narcissists like to keep it in the family, same genetics, but they also like to fuck their family, because they see themselves in their siblings…which explains why little Hadid is inappropriately touching her, he probably jerks off to her, and she’s trying to get her entire family to pull off the same scam she did…and it will work because society are fucking morons… Here’s her cleavage….that’s that all that really matters.. The post Gigi and Bella Hadid are Bullshit Arab Activist But Have Cleavage and Do Incest for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A photo posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 31, 2017 at 2:41pm PST Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass.. I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary… That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down…. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the world cares that Kim Kardashian is in a bikini in costa rica….A mom of 2, fame whore pig everyone should hate, but seem to not hate, because they keep throwing money at her and her silly ass…an ass we know has been sculpted and paid for by plastic surgeons..but not as butchered as that face…. I feel like they do care….because you’re all a bunch of basic cunts who are brainwashed by this bullshit and I fucking hate you… Nice choice in bikini though…that’s how I like seeing all moms… She’s with Kylie, who I think is her daughter that her mom raised or pretended was hers, that or some science experiment clone….or maybe they just have the same surgeon – but either way it’s weird…creepy…terrifying…these demons…why am I promoting them…I don’t know…it happened…deal…blame the bathing suit. The post Monster Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Costa Rica with her Clone Kylie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood… Oh this event wasn’t for the SAG awards…it was for SAG Award weekend…get these people while they are all in the same place I guess.. In attendance were very important tits….and I’ve got a “nice little round” up because my life is more pathetic than the people who get invites to these things – and go because they don’t actually work and want to be scene so that they don’t have to work… Heidi Klum brought her old model mom of 100 tits…and they looked big… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE EIZA GONZALEZ was there, I can’t be bothered to write a post on her, so I’ll just put these here… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE OH and Elle Fanning was there also…dressed like 80s Prom and it’s amazing…because she looks 10 and like she’s playing dress up like you perverts like… TO SEE THE REsT OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Miranda Kerr’s Looking Thick Neck and Pregnant of the Day – which happens when you fuck a billionaire and want to get paid in perpetuity when it all falls apart… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kate Upton was there – hiding them monster tits…because she’s more than just tits people…she’s also got a trust fund that has taken her places like Hollywood… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Oh and Dove Cameron – whoever the fuck that is – was there too… The post Heidi Klum’s Cleavage and others at the Harper’s Bazaar Cocktail Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
