My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s the bottom feeder… From being the bottom feeding sister trying to make it as a model, and making it because they have good team of people and strategy of coattail riding….to being the bottom feeding girlfriend of Canadian singer who fucks other girls, or at least gets blowjobs from them – which I know for a fact….thanks the Canada news wire…. It just makes her amazing on so many levels, knowing there will be a self destruct….and she’s not even that hot…it’s like you can put fake tits and a nose job on a pig, it’s still a pig. The post Bella Hadid is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Bosworth is everything…. I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions… That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat… Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s… And I am a fan. She’s perfect. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood.. I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness…. HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet… Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright… I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it… Via MARFA JOURNAL The post Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ellen Von Unwerth is the biggest and best in hipster, instagram vibe, before instagram, using models who get nude or partially nude….I am into her pictures… But I am more into this model Meredith Mickelson, who I know nothing about, who I am convinced is everything… The kind of girl I used to dream about since childhood in a recurring dream, that must have been designed to let me know when I finally came across my soul mate….who I must devote my life to finding… Or maybe…I just think she’s hot as fuck…either or… The post Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit.. That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess… The post Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sometimes I sit back and ponder some of the great mysteries of life… Where did we come from? What is our purpose in this world? Has Charlize Theron ever not been hot? Ahh, yes these are the great mysteries of life…. read more
Fatty Ariel Winter…is a murderer, but despite cutting off her tits, she still has tits that she likes showing her tits..tits that would be more impressive if she hadn’t killed them off like they were a villain… I guess we can’t really understand why any girl would cut off her tits, unless she was pre-cancerous, or if she had back issues, or if she was transitioning, of if she was tired of them growing uncontrollably into some kind of weird premise of a horror movie “attack of her tits”… I’ve fucked at least one breast reduced girl, and the scars aren’t so bad, it’s just too bad to ruin a full set of tits that spill out everywhere, to make them more manageable.. The post Ariel Winter Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
