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Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists…. I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them… I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of… Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that.. The post Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day

“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco in a Music Video of the Day

Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter and she’s being exploited in some shitty music video that I watched on mute, wearing a thong underwear….in what I can assume is her attempt to pave her own career, without the security of her trust fund her dad’s set up for her, so that her days are semi-fulfilled, otherwise she’d just be a lazy rich kid…while now she can be a lazy rich kid who can pretend she’s busy because she gets booked to do nonsense once every couple of months and everything she does from going to the gym, parties, and everything else is a solid excuse to tell her dad she is working on her dreams of being an instagram model, famewhore, people follow and jerk off to…in what will never actually be a legit career, even though she’s got a great competitive advantage thanks to her famous athlete dad. Who cares, rich kids trying to get famous, cuz they have everything else, is just standard fare…might as well just look at her ass…while she puts it out there. I just find it creepy that she has a feminine version of her dad’s name. It’s weird. The post Josie Canseco in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Hannah Davis…the Sports Illustrated Swim model, who I am sure was a 20,000 dollars a night hooker, because that’s what I’ve been told about Sports Illustrated Swim models….but I don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is a published model….so she deserves to get pid…thanks to herprestigious escort agency magazine called Sports Illustrated Swim….. You know pawned onto rich dudes and athletes forcing her to deal with the stresses of dating rich dudes who give her the good life…and HERPES!!! Don’t worry, everyone has it in her circle so it’s like she doesn’t….in fact if you don’t have it, you’re stock price drops and people like Derek Jeter don’t propose to you or give you babies that set you for life…I mean that dude has fucked some herpes ridden girls…and this is his new piece…SO HOT WOULD LOVE TO EAT THAT OUT….fucking the vile street hooker pussy slut. She’s got a great body, she still looks good enough for me…which is code for “she has a pussy, even if it is vile street hooker pussy, it’s a win”….. TO SEE PICS OF HER ON A BIKINI SHOOT CLICK HERE The post Hannah Davis’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring, has no sex appeal, but is a huge star and I guess people like her music or buy into her enough to make her exist. She’s fucked a ton of different dudes and wrote songs about them, making her slut behavior seem more deep rooted and full of love, but I call that shifting the blame onto the men in her life, instead of taking ownership of her boring fucking pussy that guys are like “fine I’ll fuck you”…on to say “fuck you’re as boring in your song, as awkward as your dance, and the only way I came was your long fucking legs and money”…except Calvin Harris, the UK DJ who made 110 million dollars the last two years, partially because he dates Taylor Swift and who has fucked Rita Ora and every groupie slut the last decade who is an 8 or better…making him capable of pulling off some shit…to get off… Taylor Swift is like a guy who fucks hookers crying that they leave after an hour and writing a love song album on it…only the people believe…and I’ll just stare at her legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring, has no sex appeal, but is a huge star and I guess people like her music or buy into her enough to make her exist. She’s fucked a ton of different dudes and wrote songs about them, making her slut behavior seem more deep rooted and full of love, but I call that shifting the blame onto the men in her life, instead of taking ownership of her boring fucking pussy that guys are like “fine I’ll fuck you”…on to say “fuck you’re as boring in your song, as awkward as your dance, and the only way I came was your long fucking legs and money”…except Calvin Harris, the UK DJ who made 110 million dollars the last two years, partially because he dates Taylor Swift and who has fucked Rita Ora and every groupie slut the last decade who is an 8 or better…making him capable of pulling off some shit…to get off… Taylor Swift is like a guy who fucks hookers crying that they leave after an hour and writing a love song album on it…only the people believe…and I’ll just stare at her legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts…. I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40. The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Winona Ryder Model of the Day

The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide. At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits… Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits… And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago… The post Winona Ryder Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Together for Calvin Klien of the Day

This is the celebrity / model equivalent of getting a lap dance from a mother/daughter dancing duo, who realize that alone they aren’t that great…but together they give fantasies, to those of you who like to fuck a woman and that STD she shat out of her vagina 9 months after being cummed inside, once that STD grows up to be an annoying, spoiled brat… I actually know a lot of guys who have fucked women, then their 20 year old daughters, or vice versa, it’s more common than you’d think…and I guess it happens in “hollywood”…not that Lisa Bonet or Zoe Kravitz are hollywood, I mean Cosby Show and that other show with Dwayne Wayne haven’t been on TV in 25 years…while Zoe Kravitz is just some rich kid who benefitted from her mom and probably more her dad’s career..so that she doesn’t have to work and all this is just “fun”…or as her pretentious trying to be a bigger deal with a higher purpose than “connected rich kid”…her “art”…it’s laughable…but at least they are getting PAID..bro.. Follow us on Facebook | Twitter | INSTAGRAM The post Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Together for Calvin Klien of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day

I am pretty confident that Maitland Ward is an unstable, possible drug addict, fame whore trying to get some attention before it’s too late…pushing 40, maybe even older than 40, banking on Boy Meets World, her ONLY job, fans to remember her and pay attention…and I guess it is kind of working… I just find the whole thing pretty fucking sad, not because I hate old sloppy girls half naked, I mean I think it’s great…especially when the whole thing backfires. I mean sure sites like mine post on her, but sites like mine are totally fucking irrelevant, and that may make these girls feel good, but that just shows how dated their thinking is, assuming that they think… A couple of days ago was “Kiss a Ginger Day”….a perfect day for ginger fame whores to self promote…and she missed it and posted it a day later…when it was trending on facebook. These kind of obscure days are the ones these fame whores NEED to be producing content for, so sites have an excuse. Missing the day, when it’s all you’ve got, it’s your Golden Globe, to show off your tits and hope maybe, just maybe this time will be the time people care… Instead, she just looks like a fucking wreck, which is erotic to me, but that’s because I only really deal with unstable, hooker type women, one pill away from overdose… I mean could she have shot any shittier fucking pics…it’s her naked with a naked friend on her – yet they look like they are shot in a first generation iphone…at least invest in a goddamn camera and some photography classes fame whore. If Kiss a Ginger a Day Late with a Ginger who should be living for this one day as it’s her only hope…isn’t you’re kind of famewhore.. How about Bai Ling Dressed like David Bowie as a “Tribute”…or what I like to call pissing on his grave. I like the smoking- you know since he died of cancer…nailed it… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Follow us on Facebook | Twitter | INSTAGRAM The post Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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