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Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day

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The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this… I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts… But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tits for Christmas of the Day

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Selena GOmez is my favorite pre-marital sex Catholic Mexican girl..who probably has no soul, thanks to her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, but she does have conviction and day after day she goes out there to be a pop singer…like she was Taylor Swift…despite having never done one single hit that anyone beyond a bunch of 12 year old girls who liked her because she fucked bieber…could stomach…the same 12 year old girls she’s saying “hey look at my tits, the media loves my tits, I got them when I was undergoing the lowest dose of Chemo, which has been a great sympathy card to play, as Cheemo makes people think of dying kids”….when really the only thing dying about her, is any dignity she may have as a perfomer…you know as the realization that she’s not ever going to be a huge pop star and that she should go back to TV acting… slowly sets in…. I guess the takeaway from all this is that people still love talking about tits…thank god. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Tits for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Hail the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015!

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Sure, it’s nice at this time of year to see all the Christmas specials on network TV, but it’s incredible when CBS broadcasts The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show every December,and this year’s special was just that! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is posing with herself…I am not too sure which on is the wax figure and not just because I am too busy wondering if the vagina is built into it, or more importantly if the vagina is self lubricating, but because Kylie Minogue is this weird phenomenon who has been working since the 80s, but who doesn’t age, making me think she’s a fucking AI or a Robot…or a modern version of a sex doll….she’s even survived CANCER…which could be attributed to her scientists who made her readjusting her DNA… You see if you’ve ever seen an Australian in her 30s, you’ll know…at 30…their faces pretty much melt into weirdness…thanks to the sun… But this one…is still so youthful…weird..but what’s weirder is that I’d still fuck her if she was a burn Victim…flesh melting and dripping everywhere…because she’s been a constant source of “I’d fuck that” throughout my adult life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER OUT AND ABOUT…. CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia… I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today… I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best… The post Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears is still a magical creature…. She gives me hope with that “If I even had kids, I’d want to exploit the fuck out of them, so that they make me millions at the expense of their childhood, only to figure out a way to make her lose her mind at 19, so that I can keep ownserhip on her, if you have a crop yielding farm….you don’t sell it until it stops”….concept of parenting.. Something that books should be written on…”how to whore your kids out”….but that no one will ever write it, as they like to pretend they aren’t whoring out their kids, as they cash they checks… So Britney Spears is more than just a mom in a sports bra…she’s more than a performer with a legacy….she’s more than a Vegas show…and she’s more than a human…she’s an inspiration to parents everywhere…a case study, if you will. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in a white Dress: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy

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Here’s GIGI Hadid pretending to be taller than she is, with the most ridiculous high heels, that probably make her look like she’s 5 foot 9, like when they Put Tom Cruise in platform shoes in movies, so that the female costar doesn’t overpower his homosexual, scientologist, masculinity… So if you’re wondering why Gigi Hadid has shitty legs, seeing as she’s this model….who is an “it girl”…in every fucking campaign… It’s that she’s not an actual model, but an instagram person positioned better than most instagram models due to money and fame whoring parents… So don’t expect model legs here…they are instead just legs that starve themselves trying to be a model…and I don’t find it sexy at all…and I love legs…which may be why I don’t find it sexy…because I know good legs when I see them, not knobby knees trying to disguise themselves as good legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid has Shitty Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever… I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side… The post Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

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In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things… The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber… The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled… I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin. The post Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day

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I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model… I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent… But she has tits… I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars… Right? I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila… Boring…. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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