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Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her… So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks… If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself.. The post Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

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If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Reed’s Booty Sniff of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others…. This is Eubie Blake…. Seems about right…. She should probably update that…but she’s too busy getting her ass sniffed by art, in what we could assume is a young hooker, trying to be cute and funny about her craft, knowing very well, she’d like the execs at Disney…sniff her ass…. What I am saying is this “joke”…is more of a “planting the seed, to give the right person the right idea, to help launch her career”…since as of today – the only Madison Reed is an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others…. The post Madison Reed’s Booty Sniff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day

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Anna Tunhav is a Swedish model and she’s modeling bikinis for….wait for it…. a bikini company… The problem with bikini companies is that there are too many of them… The problem with bikini photoshoots is that they are all the fucking same… The problem with models is that they don’t fuck me… So when I look at these pics, all i see is problems.. The post Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day

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I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day

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Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about Lindsay Lohan is that there was a time when she would tell the paparazzi to not take pictures of her and Kim Kardashian, back when Kim Kardashian was building her brand, jealous of all the white girls who made it, figuring out her tactics to become what has become a terribly famous and horrible brand that needs to get blown the fuck up as possible terrorist attacks…because they are clearly attacking our freedom… Now Lohan tries to get her picture taken with Kardashians….to get in the media… It’s just an interesting study all these insta models who think they matter should look into…someone like Lohan, who was a huge deal, is now some leathery, but moisturized leathery has been and she’s not even 30 yet….still living a good life with access and money…but still a broken drug addict with no more soul.. The point of my story is Lohan in a Bikini…is still LOhan in a bikini and that brings hope to us all…I’m just not sure how, but I’m thinking with her great fake tits.. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day

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Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work” because she’s old…and being fat is on Trend… I guess she wanted to show the new David Letterman how she got there….with Chicken Wings… It’s convenient because she’s already established herself as a babe and a model…so this…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, for my millions of dollars…”…. She’s paid her dues to the patriarchy….let her be free…and show the world… Lazy. The post Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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