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Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism…. I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts… Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18. Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

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Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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MILF Brooke Burke Is In TipTop Shape

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With apologies to Shape Magazine , I don’t really care about how Brooke Burke “stays this hot at 41,” as long as this certified MILF continues to keep up her killer body. And now that the kids are back to school and out of the house, that should free up Brooke’s afternoons even more. What a coincidence… I work from home, so my afternoons are always free, and I’ve got the perfect idea for a killer workout. Hey Brooke, call me. Related Articles: Brooke Burke In A Bikini Contest Brooke Burke Is A Sexy Cat Lady Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Brooke Burke Pictures

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Demi Lovato’s Fat Performance of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I did a post on Demi Lovato Being Too Fat for Shape Magazine Because her Only Shape is Round and it turns out that her fans don’t like when she’s called fat, or that she wasn’t in Shape at all, but my autism and dyslexia made me think she was….and I am glad I did…cuz the emails were amazing and reminded me that I am not alone…. All I did was call the bitch out for making excuses for her shitty behavior – you know using the bi-polar card, one that can also allow her to justify her pantsize if she decides to eat donuts for a month straight….or that she can blame on her meds…it is a fucking joke. She’s rich, young, robbed of her youth, troubled crying for attention and using the fucking Bi-Polar strategy to make it all ok instead of accepting responsibility…. Bitch needs to stop making excuses and start doing sit-ups. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisha Cuthbert Shows Off Her New Shape

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m glad that Elisha Cuthbert has made a comeback of sorts, I think her show is doing alright, she’s always been one of my favorite hotties so I’m happy her career is back on track. For a little while there I was afraid she was going to end up on some cheesy Canadian soap opera. Here she is on the cover of shape magazine showing off that sleek figure of hers in some tight dresses and workout gear. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working.

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Bangers: Hollyweird Actress Jennifer Freeman Tells Shape Magazine All She Wants For Christmas Is…

Posted on December 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We haven’t seen Hollyweird banger Jennifer Freeman in a minute so we were thrilled to find her inside the current issue of Shape Magazine. Check out the feature below where she reveals her Christmas wish for the New Year ahead! Who couldn’t stand to be more fearless? Looking good Jennifer! More On Bossip! I Get Around: Is Disgruntled Philadelphia Eagles Baller Desean Jackson Chopping Down BOTH Bangers Mya AND Esther Baxter?!?! Luda And His Boo Hit The Red Carpet Giving Us An Excuse To Enjoy Mrs. Luda’s Cakes! Hands Off Ladies: The Most Desirable Celebrity Men That Are Off Limits Because They Put A Ring On It Happy 29th Birthday Barbie! Nicki Minaj’s 29 Most Unforgettable Looks Throughout The Years

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Kelly Rowland Goes Topless [PHOTOS]

Posted on July 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Kelly Rowland went topless and naked for her new photo shoot for her upcoming  “Here I Am” album which is scheduled to out next Tuesday. We just have to ask, why does Kelly feel the need to bare all?  Is it because her music sucks? Is it because sex sells? Why Kelly why??? We can’t even hate, she looks amazing, and if we bought boobs we’d want to show them off too!! Beyonce would never do this! Take a look at the pics: Kelly Rowland & Lala Do The “BFF Workout” For Shape Magazine [PHOTOS] Kelly Rowland Shows Off Long Legs In London [PHOTOS]

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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Marisa Miller’s Cleavage Is Too Spectacular

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Marisa Miller’s Cleavage Is Too Spectacular

I don’t watch The Tonight Show because of the way that fat headed host acted like an A-hole last year, not to mention that he hasn’t been funny in about twenty years, but I think I would have made an exception if I had known that supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller was going to show up in a tiny little red dress with her boobs hanging out. Amazing! I think it’s probably better that I didn’t know this was going to be on, I don’t think my plasma screen could handle all the dry humping. more pictures of Marisa Miller here

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Marisa Miller’s Sexiness Deserves An Award

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So apparently the 2010 ESPY Awards were last night and all kinds of hotties showed up to meet a rich athlete to have babies with. Stupid athletes. Here’s Marisa Miller looking spectacular, as usual, on the red carpet giving us an awesome taste of her supermodel cleavage. Too hot. And of course I wasn’t invited to this crap again this year because they still haven’t recognized marathon masturbation as an official sport yet, but believe me, when they do I’ll be there to accept my lifetime achievement award.

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