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Hilary Duff for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shape Magazine is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of the celebrities they pretend are in shape enough for their magazine…because it sells copies.. So here is Hilary Duff looking like a Real Doll…. Remember Shape magazine is the same magazine that feautred Oprah..and we know how Oprah turned out…not in fucking Shape..even when she was in the best shape… So we can assume this is as much real Hilary…as the pill of print out of Hilary you jerk off to.. That Lizzy Maquire…she’s so seductive… All this to say, I like recently divorced women when the pick up where they left up an start their hustle again…new beginnings in their 30s…so slutty.. The post Hilary Duff for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines… As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover… Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut.. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole. Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever… So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ‘em trashy.

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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of June 30th

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney St. John from Naked News is back with the latest edition of Hollywood Xposed, and taking it all off while talking about all the best Hollywood nudes! This week, she keeps us abreast of the latest like Eva Green in 300: Rise of an Empire , Enemy starring Melanie Laurent and Masters of Sex starring Lizzy Caplan !

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Jenny McCarthy Will Get You In Shape

Posted on May 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s my job and all to stay up-to-date on the latest hottie news, but to be honest, I don’t really know what Jenny McCarthy is up to anymore these days, besides talking crazy about vaccinations. According to my sources though, AKA my eyes and this cover she did for the latest issue of Shape Magazine , Jenny’s on The View and she’s getting married. Which I guess is news and all, but personally, I’d say there’s a much bigger takeway from this spread: that Jenny’s body looks just as good now as it did 10-15 years ago. Now that’s a story my readers might actually be interested in. » view all 12 photos

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Top 4 No Names in Bikinis from This Weekend of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are a lot of low level trash who put on bikinis for attention -the paparazzi take pics – the blogs write about them like they matter – but ultimately, they are no different than your mom in a bikini, just regular girls with a dream, doing what they can getting half naked for immigrants with a camera. Here are the top 4 no names in bikinis of the weekend. You don’t know who they are, what they have done, but you have seen them in bikinis. 1- Stephanie Pratt 2- Rita Rusic 3-Maripily Rivera 4-Claudia Romani

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Alison Sweeney for Shape of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Alison Sweeney, who the fuck are you? According to Wikipedia, she’s soap star from Days of Our Life, who married a cop who was hired to be on Days of Our Life for one episode, and she had 2 kids with him, before hosting Biggest Loser, a show that is probably good for the ego to host, because despite your hard aging, and average at best body, you look awesome next to the bigs and cows they’ve let out of the barn filled with fast food, to exploit them for ratings, while seemingly saving their fat lives with diet and exercise, something all of us should be doing before we hit 250 – 700 lbs. And here she is posing in a bikini for Shape Magazine, because you’d assume being on the show would teach her good diet and exercise habits, while I would think it actually is more a “hey pass the donuts, at least it’s not like I’m 300 pounds” situation…at least based on these photoshopped bikini pics for a magazine…

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Post Baby Blues: Look-At-Me Bey Says She’ll Give Herself A ‘Ho Sit Down’ After Giving Birth Next Time

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce Talks Regrets Over Performing So Soon After Giving Birth Beyonce might have been back on stage, radio, television and everything in between just months after she gave birth to her little Carter cutie Blue Ivy a little over a year ago, but she recently admitted to Shape Magazine even she knows that it was all doing way too much. via SHAPE Magazine Beyoncé is always pushing herself to be her best, and this year is no different, even after becoming a mother and gaining 57 pounds during her pregnancy. “I didn’t have a lot of time to lose the weight because I scheduled a show three months after I gave birth, which I would never do again!” she laughed. Beyoncé says a healthy diet and dance workouts helped her reclaim her pre-baby body. We couldn’t see Bey giving herself a ‘ho sit down’ next time around…..does she even know how to do that? Guess time will tell. Check out all of the pics from the full SHAPE magazine spread on the flip…

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