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Marisa Miller Is Pure Perfection

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a few more pictures of supermodel Marisa Miller from the FHM article about how hot she is and how it’s next to impossible for me to ever get my private parts anywhere near anything as remotely spectacular this. Obviously that’s not what the article is about, but it might as well be, this woman is incredible. This is exactly how I imagined Marisa would do chores like water the lawn, do the dishes and make spaghetti… In some tiny boner inducing lingerie. She’s too perfect.

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Marisa Miller Is Earth’s Sexiest Woman

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve only got this one picture of Marisa Miller on the cover of FHM magazine, but it’s one picture of Marisa Miller wearing the tiniest pair of denim short shorts and a bra so who gives a crap. I don’t think that calling her the earth’s sexiest woman is much of a stretch, she may be the galaxy’s sexiest woman and I will fight any alien that says otherwise. These pictures are just too hot, now my computer screen has testicle prints all over it.

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Marisa Miller’s Hotness Blows Me Away

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I absolutely hate it when chicks blow kisses to the camera, it’s retarded, unless of course you’re one of the world’s hottest supermodel like Marisa Miller in which case you could probably blow farts to the camera and I’d still find it hot. Here she is at some event the other night dropping some supermodel cleavage and flashing some incredible sexiness that if harnessed correctly could probably cure cancer and solve the global warming issue. The technology just isn’t there yet. Enjoy.

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Marisa Miller Knows How To Fill Out A Bikini

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Any day that I get pictures of Marisa Miller in a bikini is a good day. I don’t know if they’re old or not and frankly I don’t give a crap. I tried to read what she was holding up so I could maybe find out why she’s wearing a bikini, but my eyes just would not allow me to look away from her gorgeous tight body. I don’t blame them, she’s spectacular, if you could impregnate someone over the internet she’d already be carrying my handsome unborn child. We can call him Philip and teach him to speak with an accent. Call me.

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Marisa Miller’s Incredibly Tiny Short Shorts

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday I talked about supermodel Marisa Miller showing off her supermodel cleavage , well now I’ve got her showing off her supermodel booty in a tiny pair of denim short shorts. Awesome. This is obviously a photoshoot for Harley Davidson , which explains why she getting freaky with a few hogs. I’ve never been more jealous of a motorcycle in my life than I am right now. Lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy.

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Marisa Miller Plays In A Baby Pool

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone out there must be reading my mind because lately I’ve been dreaming about supermodel Marisa Miller , a bikini and a baby pool. Today must be my lucky day. Alright so she’s only wearing the bikini bottoms, but that’s close enough for me. In my dream she’s got a couple of Victoria’s Secret friends with her, the baby pool is filled with orange soda and they keep trying on each others bikinis. I guess that will have to wait for another time. Enjoy.

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Marisa Miller Because She Is Hot

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Has anyone ever seen a bad picture of Marisa Miller ? I can’t imagine one exist, they must be so rare that it’s possible they’re quite valuable. Like old baseball cards. The ones next to her boyfriend don’t count. Here she is at some pre or post Oscar party the other night looking like Marisa Miller … Hotter than a ho’s crotch. I hate when chicks blow kisses to the camera, but I think I just figured out why photographers ask them to do it, it squishes their cleavage together. Could that be it? Brilliant.

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Marisa Miller Does Vegas

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s supermodel Marisa Miller doing her thing in Vegas magazine. This woman is pure perfection. Obviously she’s a supermodel so it’s not hard for her to look good but this sh#t is ridiculous, maybe it’s because she’s wearing a wig and it makes me think she’s in disguise and up to no good. I would like her to be up to no good with me in my mother’s basement, I’m not supposed to have girls over so it will be even more dangerous and thrilling. Call me, I’ll leave a window open.

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Marisa Miller Getting Gropes By Shirtless Dudes

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m torn by these pictures of Marisa Miller , I know it’s Marisa Miller dammit and she’s f@#king hot, but she’s all over several different shirtless dudes with those weird bumps on the stomachs. I think they’re called “abs”.

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Marisa Miller’s Backstage Lingerie Pictures

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some backstage pictures of Marisa Miller from the Victoria’s Secret fashion. In my opinion, these photos are better than the one’s from the actual show. I only wish I could have taken them myself.

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