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I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense.

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I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.

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The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

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Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me.

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Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed.

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Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller Lingerie Pictures

Here’s Marisa Miller in her hot little bra and panty combination for Victoria’s Secret Fall Fashion 2009, I don’t really care why she’s wearing lingerie, I’m just happy that I’m around to see it. Besides, Marisa Miller and lingerie go together better than gin and tonic and almost as good as Lindsay Lohan and cocaine fueled lesbian leg wrestling.

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Marisa Miller Lingerie Pictures

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Karen Mulder Because She Is Hot

Who the f@#k is Karen Mulder you ask? She’s a model who tried to kill herself and who was recently arrested for attacking her plastic surgeon. I like her already.

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Marisa Miller And Alessandra Ambrosio Dance-off!

I had never heard of the show “ It’s On With Alexa Chung ” before, but I’m a fan now. She managed to get supermodels Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio to have a dance off. Now you don’t know what they’re listening too since they’re wearing headphones and the whole point is that you have to guess the song.

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Marisa Miller And Alessandra Ambrosio Dance-off!