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Emmy Rossum In Her Sad Short Shorts

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Emmy Rossum looking cute in her denim cut off as she rehydrates her sexy little body. They’re not exactly the littlest of short shorts, but I’ll take what I can get from this one. I still haven’t decided if Emmy’s a hottie just yet, I mean she’s got a good body, but her face looks a little weird sometimes. What do you guys think? Let me know in the comment section below.

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Ashley Tisdale In Her Miniscule Short Shorts

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I happen to really love a woman in short shorts and Ashely Tisdale seems to know that and is constantly using it to get my attention. Here she is walking down an escalator the other day in some of the smallest shorts I’ve ever seen outside of a strip club. My boxer shorts are bigger than this and I buy them small to make me feel like I’m packing a more impressive weapon. Why is she carrying such a giant key chain? That’s what you’re massive stripper bag is for. I hate this look. Luckily the shorts are working for me. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga Sheer Exotic Animal Outfit of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’m over my dream of being an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler …. She’s so full of shit in all that she does and the only hope I have for her is that some dumb hot chick in her late teens decides Gaga is her idol cuz Gaga gets all the attention and starts dressing in sheer taped up nipple outfits…..and by some dumb hot chick I mean all dumb hot chicks… The only way this is acceptable, is if it leads to copycat borderline nudity…Oterwise, it’s just wasted fucking punishment.. She digusts me and not just because she always looks like she’s about to puke….

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Eva Longoria Short Shorts of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican. Funny how life just works out for some people..

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Emma Roberts In Her See Through Dress

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Emma Roberts at that NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party all sorts of hot chicks were invited to yesterday, wearing a nice see through dress. I say it’s only nice because I can’t see a damn thing! What’s the point of teasing a lowly blogger like this, I don’t have any thing good going on in my life right now, would it have killed you to show me one measly little nipple? I don’t normally ask for much.. My Pizza Pockets are ready, I’ve got to go. We’ll discuss this some other time.

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Annina Ucatis Busts Out The Goods Again

Posted on April 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had pictures of this Annina Ucatis chick on the site before, I think they were from the same event, but she’s very talented upstairs so I thought I’d give her a little more airtime. In case you’re wondering, yes she is a European pornstar. Imagine that. Anyhow, you know the drill…. Big breasts, not so pretty face, but brought some extra chicks in bikinis with her equals good enough for me.

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Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Posted on April 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

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The Saturdays Continue To Impress

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whoever these Saturdays girls are, they’re continuing to impress me with their hotness. Yesterday I had them all lounging by the pool in their sexy little bikinis and now I’ve got them hanging out in short shorts sucking on popsicles. Nicely done girls. I don’t know how many of them there are, I don’t care really, but they seem to just keep on coming. If I had to choose a favorite I’d go with… This is really difficult, but I love blonds so I’m going with hottie in the striped shirt and shorty shorts. Call me. more pictures of The Saturdays here

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot In Short Shorts

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not used to seeing supermodels walking around in their civilian clothes, but I’m beginning to like it. Here’s superhottie Alessandra Ambrosio out the other day in her sexy short shorts and sweater looking pretty ordinary…. As ordinary as a supermodel can in little shorts. It’s amazing how hot she is, even in her casual walking around outfit she’s gorgeous. That explains why she’s a supermodel. Duh. Those legs almost look better than they do on the catwalk… Almost. more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

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Emma Roberts Really Likes The Short Shorts

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It would seem that Emma Roberts spends most of her time hanging out in denim short shorts, I’m not complaining, I just find it a little strange that she doesn’t seem to have anything else to wear. The other day she mixed it up a little with some thigh high stockings, which was pretty awesome actually, and here she is doing a little shopping in the classic denim short shorts and white t-shirt combination. Either way I like it.

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