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Candice Swanepoel Is Just Perfect

I love this Candice Swanepoel woman, I don’t know how anyone couldn’t, so I had to post these pictures of her showing her stuff in some lingerie. I haven’t got a clue if these are old or new, but I don’t think it should really matter. She’s just incredible. I’ve got to start finding videos of this chick, still pictures just don’t do her justice. Imagine seeing her jiggle around in that sexy yellow bra? Outstanding.

Candice Swanepoel Is Just Perfect

I love this Candice Swanepoel woman, I don’t know how anyone couldn’t, so I had to post these pictures of her showing her stuff in some lingerie. I haven’t got a clue if these are old or new, but I don’t think it should really matter. She’s just incredible. I’ve got to start finding videos of this chick, still pictures just don’t do her justice. Imagine seeing her jiggle around in that sexy yellow bra? Outstanding.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Amazing Tight Body

I can’t help but post pictures of this Sara Jean Underwood hottie, I can’t help myself, even if they are crappy low quality Twitter pictures. The girls body is tight! Here she is in her sexy little sports bra and short shorts hanging out with a bunch of perverts dressed as over sized teddy bears. Is this one of those sex parties where everyone dresses up in furry mascot costumes and pretends to hump each other like they’re wild forest creatures? And if so, how can I get an invitation?

Sara Jean Underwood’s Amazing Tight Body

I can’t help but post pictures of this Sara Jean Underwood hottie, I can’t help myself, even if they are crappy low quality Twitter pictures. The girls body is tight! Here she is in her sexy little sports bra and short shorts hanging out with a bunch of perverts dressed as over sized teddy bears. Is this one of those sex parties where everyone dresses up in furry mascot costumes and pretends to hump each other like they’re wild forest creatures? And if so, how can I get an invitation?

Ronaldo and Irina Shayk Pretending of the Day

Ronaldo pretends he’s not gay, Irina Shayk pretends she’s not pretending to be his girlfriend in exchange for an SI Swimsuit model career. I don’t know what’s worse…that Ronaldo pretends to be straight, or that the millions of dudes around the world who have “non-sexual” crushes on the motherfucker, cuz you know, they really dig his soccer skills, pretend they are straight, cuz you see Ronaldo could just be a dainty little Euro, who actually fucks models who get on the cover of SI cuz they are dating him, sure he wears tight white pants and has real queer haircuts, but he is not the one obsessing over a dude, watching him run around in short shorts, and talking about him on his spare time. Something to think about…cuz I know you are got nothing else to think about…

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Ronaldo and Irina Shayk Pretending of the Day

Rachel Bilson Gets Sexy For Me

It seems like word of my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters has spread throughout Hollywood, because everyone seems to be doing it for me now. Here’s Rachel Bilson getting all down and dirty with those coins, no seriously those things are filthy, while she fills that meter all the way up. So hot. I thought the short shorts were a nice added touch. It’s like these girls are doing it on purpose just to tease me…. That or they just don’t want to get a parking ticket. I guess we’ll never know.

Denise Richards And Her Sweet Mom Boobs

With all the Charlie Sheen garbage going on these days I think the real winner in all this is Denise Richards . Not only has she distanced herself from all that mess, but she looks pretty damn awesome. Those boobs haven’t changed a bit. Here she is doing some shopping the other day in her little white tank top just begging to have a couple of pitchers of water dumped on her. I hear she’s a bit of a freak so I think she’d be into that kind of thing. Make it happen.

Miley Cyrus’ Nice Legs In Leather Short Shorts

I didn’t watch Miley Cyrus on Saturday Night Live the other night, because I was out getting drunk like an adult, but I have to say I kinda like these promo shots. If I thought she’d be prancing around in leather short shorts and high heels I might have set my Tivo , unfortunately I imagine it was filled with slow moving lame skits punctuated by polite applause. More Miley legs and less crappy comedy is a good rule of thumb. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Doing Anything

Here’s Miley Cyrus out the other night looking like a deer in the headlights. A deer I wouldn’t mind seeing topless… I haven’t really got all that much to say, I mean all she’s doing is walking around, that’s pretty much it. Have her eyes always been this close together or am I really trying hard to find something? Take your top off.

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Doing Anything

Here’s Miley Cyrus out the other night looking like a deer in the headlights. A deer I wouldn’t mind seeing topless… I haven’t really got all that much to say, I mean all she’s doing is walking around, that’s pretty much it. Have her eyes always been this close together or am I really trying hard to find something? Take your top off.