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Rihanna’s Sweet Mocha Leg Show

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s pictures of Rihanna posing topless without showing us anything at all, I was a little gun shy to post these pictures of her walking around in her little short shorts, but I’m glad I did. I’m in love with those sweet mocha legs, not to mention that it looks like she’s not wearing a top under that jacket of hers. That’s more like it. This is when we need a strong gust of wind or one of those creepy Asian sharkers to show up. Look it up.

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Amber Heard’s Dress Has Got To Go

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame. more pictures of Amber Heard here

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Amanda Bynes Gets Sexy On Twitter

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently these are pictures that Amanda Bynes took of herself in short shorts and a bra and then posted on the Twitter , not that I have any proof, this could be any girl in any town USA. I don’t really care, her face has never been all that attractive, so cropping it out isn’t exactly the worst idea. Anyhow, her best assets are her legs so she might as well show them off for us, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a nipple or two next time. Think about it.

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Blake Lively May Not Be Perfect After All

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’ve been putting Blake Lively up on a pedestal, constantly telling myself she’s perfect and that she can never do anything that could make her look bad…. I was wrong. This is the face of a woman about to rip your scrotum off, not a hottie I want to make sweet sweet love to. Luckily it was just the one shot, I’m a big enough man to get passed it and move on to the rest of the picture in which she’s back to looking like a normal sane human hottie. If that was her sex face I want nothing to do with it… I’m kinda frightened and more than a little aroused. more pictures of Blake Lively here

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Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Frightens Me

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus aging extremely quickly right before our eyes? This is not the face of a hot young popstar in the prime of her life, this is the bloated face of an alcoholic soccer mom with a craving for chili cheese fries. What the hell? I had a feeling her head was too big for her body, but I just thought that was because she was really skinny. If her body ever grows in to this oversized face, we’re in big trouble. She’d better enjoy wearing those leather short shorts while she still can, because at Miley’s rate of expansion those things won’t last very long. Hopefully this is just a bad camera angle and everything will be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed.

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Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.

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Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.

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Miley Cyrus Gives Us A Peek At Her Lady Lumps

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I had to post these pictures of Miley Cyrus showing off the goods in her peak-a-boo dress over the weekend. Who knew she had such nice breasts? Why would she hide these things under stupid t-shirts all the time? She looks much much better like this, like a high class call girl, not one you’d find on craigslist either, a fancy one you can’t text message or call with a blocked phone number. Good stuff. I hope she decides to break those things out more often. Well done. more pictures of Miley Cyrus here

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Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked …. I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….

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Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

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Miley Cyrus Needs To Step It Up A Notch

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m getting kind of sick of all these pictures of Miley Cyrus walking around the suburbs in her casual wear getting coffee or whatever, what the hell am I supposed to do with this crap? Here she is taking her rat in a dog suit out for a walk in some disgusting dumpy period sweatpants. Whoop-ti-doo! When she was underage she’d always be caught wearing slutty little outfits going to parties, and now that she’s an adult she walks around like she’s on her way to ladies softball practice. Boring!

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