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Miley Cyrus Drops Some Classy Boobage

Miley Cyrus is no stranger to trashing it up from time to time, so showing a little boobage for Marie Claire magazine shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I like this kind of thing, we’re almost getting a peek at her nipple. Marie Claire look at you…. Getting all sexy, I’m impressed. I guess readership is down and they need to spice things up a little, which is great for us because we love sexy Miley pictures. Anyhow, she looks all grown up and classy. I like it.

Hayden Panettiere Is Still Going Strong

I haven’t seen Hayden Panettiere in a while, she looks good, her lesbian soccer mom haircut is starting to grow back and that tight little body is still going strong. I like it. Here she is doing some shopping the other day in some pants that can only be described as painted on. I’m not complaining, I wish her shirt was made out of the same material. Hayden in a one piece skin tight jumpsuit. Yes please. I’d like her to sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up. An oldie but a goodie. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here

Miley Cyrus Squeezes Into Some Tight Pants

I love the fact that painted on jeans are back in style, especially when they’re acid washed. Here’s Miley Cyrus in her skin tight denims and Harley Davidson T-shirt looking kinda sexy. I like this look, it reminds me of a babysitter I used to have back in the late seventies and early eighties, she used to wear this exact same thing, sometimes she’d mix it up with a Redskins jersey, but it’s pretty close. I miss that chick. Miley is more than welcome to tuck me in whenever she wants.

Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them…. Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant… And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing…. And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer… Here she is Prgnant from the other day…… Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics…. Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

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Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Booty Almost Busts Out

For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton’s ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Babe In Short Shorts

Meet April. She was born to wear Daisy Dukes. Hopefully, one day she can wear me. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Babe In Short Shorts Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Babe In Short Shorts

Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus And Kelly Osbourne Get Cozy

Apparently Miley Cyrus has been spending a lot of time with Kelly Osbourne recently, that explains the drug use, I think they’re working together or something like that. Anyhow, here’s a picture supposedly of the two of them from Twitter . I don’t know who the chick on the left is, but there’s no way in hell it’s Kelly Osbourne , this chick actually looks doable and believe me I would never use the words Kelly Osbourne and doable in the same sentence unless someone had a gun to my head in which case I would say she’s the hottest woman on the planet. Whoever she is, I kinda like it.

Anna Kournikova Knows How To Hurt Me

I’m still having a hard time believing that Anna Kournikova is still with this Enrique Inglesias whatever the spanish word for douche is, so when I get pictures of the two of them together I get really agitated and annoyed like an old man on a bus. The good news is that Anna looks hot as hell in her short shorts and heels combination, not to mention the fact that I can see her leopard print bra shining through that top of hers that makes all this even more annoying. Now I’m upset, I hope you’re happy.