Filed under: Jessica Simpson , Eric Johnson , Paparazzi Photo , Hook Ups Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday by straddling and sucking face with her new boyfriend/former NFL player Eric Johnson while on a yacht in Italy this weekend. Buon Compleanno ! Read more
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Jessica Simpson’s Birthday Spread
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After yesterday’s boring pictures of Jessica Simpson hitting the town in her lame New Kids On The Block t-shirt , I thought she might step it up a little to get noticed. She didn’t, if anything she’s made it worse. Here she is in a Willie Nelson t-shirt and some pants that make her look like a fat chick. Come on. You’re better than this. My readers come here to see hotties like you in tight little outfits with cleavage hanging out not dressed like their chubby girlfriends. You’re making me look bad.
Here’s Jessica Simpson hitting the town last night in a nice pair of jeans. That’s it, no nipples, no lady business… Nothing. What the hell am I supposed to write about this crap? I think she’s pretty and her hair looks nice? That’s just lame. Ok I’ve got it, she’s wearing a New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I’d like to be the new kid on her block and by block I mean vagina……. I’m dying over here.
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Jessica Simpson took her new curves and sweet chubcakes to some event the other night, I wasn’t invited as her guest so I can’t be bothered to find out what the event was. I can only take these non-invites for so long before I’m going to start to think that Jessica wants nothing to do with me. There’s only so much a guy can take, I’m giving her 1300 more chances, but after that I think I’m going to really have to reevaluate our relationship. Call me.
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It’s a bambina for Monica Bellucci! The Italian actress-model gave birth to a daughter named Léonie on Friday in Rome, according to People. She’s the second daughter for…
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Baby Girl for Monica Bellucci
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So, in case you didn’t hear, there was this low-profile, under-the-radar TV show that bowed out last night. If you didn’t see it and don’t want it spoiled—well, first of all, get…
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Even The Simpsons Got Lost Last Night
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If there’s one thing we know at THG, it’s that Jessica Simpson has a ridiculous body. So much so that our Jessica Simpson pictures can’t really do it justice. We can break down some of her fashion choices, however. Ruffles can be flirty and fun, as seen on the plunging orange mini-dress she’s workin’ on the left. On the other hand, a more refined neckline and longer skirt in yellow shows off the star’s curves in a different, more elegant way. Or something like that. Which do you think looks best on her? Vote below! Jessica Simpson’s best look is …
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What’s Jessica Simpson’s Best Look?
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I’ve finally got some pictures of Jessica Simpson in a slutty little outfit, unfortunately she looks like a common streetwalker. Don’t get me wrong, if I could scrape together fifty bucks I’d be all over that, but she’s better than this. Her acting career hasn’t been doing all that well of late so maybe she’s just doing a cameo as a prozzy on Law & Order: SVU . Isn’t that what failed actresses do? I guess I should enjoy it while I can, think of it as role playing, she’ll dress up as a hooker and I’ll masturbate at home alone in my mother’s basement. Good times.
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Here’s Jessica Simpson and her lovely chubcakes attending some event somewhere the other day looking, well, a little soft around the edges again. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating bacon, mostly because bacon is delicious, but also because she’s Jessica Simpson and we’ve been in love for a long time now. I’m not exactly pleased with the shot of her from behind, she looks a little like an old couch you’d see in a funeral home, all lumpy and uncomfortable. Not good.
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Jessica Simpson was just one among many celebrities who came out for the annual event and mingled at the packed pre-party. Other starts included Sex and the City star Kristin Davis, Michael Douglas and Bradley Cooper. “I really do,” Simpson said before the White House Correspondents#39; dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday. “She#39;s such an incredible woman, and she#39;s with such a powerful man.” Jessica Simpson is a singer, actress and reality star, but now she has a new goal: She wants to
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Jessica Simpson and Michelle Obama
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