Don’t get me wrong, I love Victoria Justice as much as the next pervert on the Internet. Maybe even more. But with all the Insta-hotties out there, and even more signing up to post sexy selfies every day, Victoria’s not going to stay one of my top 10 hotties for long if she keeps giving us nothing but boring photoshoots like this. If you ask me, she needs to take a page from Bella Thorne , both in the Snapchat selfie department and the potentially fake funbag department . I’m just looking out for what’s best for Victoria here. And for what’s best for the Little Tuna. It’s the same thing, really.
Blac Chyna Leaves Rob Kardashian Is this the end of #BlacRob ? Just a few weeks after the engaged couple finally moved in together in a rental home from Kylie , Chyna has decided to pack up her things and move back into a home of her own. Rob Kardashian took to social media on Saturday evening to reveal that he had come home to an empty house — no Chyna, no Dream, no Cairo, and none of their furniture. Needless to say, he wasn’t taking it too well: Hit the flip to see what else Rob had to say about arriving home to no fiancee and no baby… Instagram/SnapChat/E!
Kylie Jenner is many things: A reality star, a social media icon, an entrepreneur, and a taker or racy selfies. Not surprisingly, she’s most effective when she combines two or more of these roles in order to better market herself or her various branded products. Which is exactly what she’s doing on Instagram these days. Kylie might be new to the retail game, but you don’t need to be Sam Walton to know that people buy a lot of stuff in the weeks leading up to Christmas. So Kylizzle has been in promotional mode, hocking those wildly popular Kylie lip kits the best way she knows how: With revealing selfies! Kylie has always shown her older sister’s knack for self-promotion, but she’s been going particularly hard in recent weeks, posting more than ever. She’s sharing sponsored content, Snapping, tweeting and generally going all-in in her efforts to make sure her products wind up under as many Christmas trees as possible. Girl is putting in work! Some have speculated that the 19-year-old might be bracing herself for the end of Keeping Up With the Kardashians . With this new focus, she’s ensuring that she remains a household name even if the show that made her famous wraps up its run on E! Not to take anything away from Kylie’s business acumen, but we doubt she’s thinking that far ahead. In all likelihood, she’s simply taking advantage of the fact that this is the first holiday season in which she has her own line of products for sale, and companies clamoring her endorsement: Hey, at least she identifies her sponsored content as such. Anyway, not just lining her pockets with lip kit cash these days. Kylie’s 2016 calendar has been widely buzzed about due to some risque images shot by famed semi-nude celebrity photographer Terry Richardson: View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner 2017 Calendar: Happy Naked New Year! Naturally, there has been a good deal of shock and outrage. We can only assume, however, that the people who are somehow shocked by it aren’t familiar with Richardson’s body of work. Or, for that matter, Kylie’s Instagram page. Still, you have to respect the hustle of a girl who can post racy pics online for free all day and still get people to pay for the right to hang them on their walls. Girl could sell ice to an Eskimo, as the saying goes … then melt all of said ice by stripping down for an impromptu photo shoot on Snapchat. Seriously, is it hot in here? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time
Teanna Trump Shatters SnapChat (AGAIN) Sloppy toppy Goddess Teanna Trump (FINALLY) got out of jail and returned for her SnapChat crown in an internet-breaking moment that sent creeps across the universe into a hilarious tizzy. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to Teanna’s return to SnapChat.
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Teanna Trump Get Out Of Jail Party Teanna Trump is an adult film star who has made herself famous in 2016 by giving out videos for free on Snapchat and growing a massive following. However things hit a road block a few months ago when she was sentenced to 180 days in jail for possession of six pounds of marijuana. Yikes. Well, Merry Christmas, because she’s free. That’s right. Teanna Trump is out and ready to drop more videos. Thought? Teanna Trump home! pic.twitter.com/7ydzfpi7mr — Sam F. (@Sammyveli) December 9, 2016 Exactly. Take a look at everyone else celebrating her freedom.
I guess Lindsey Pelas was getting tired of me always calling Bella Thorne my #1 Snapchat hottie, because she’s been posting some seriously busty goodness on social media lately. And if that’s all it takes to get a steady dose of Lindsey’s funbags delivered to our phones on a daily basis… Then I guess I need to keep calling Bella my #1. (Here’s hoping this works.)
First it was Bella Hadid , now it’s Kendall Jenner ‘s turn to do her own boring video for LOVE Magazine ‘s annual hottie advent calendar. I guess instead of a Christmas theme this year, they decided to go with a rich kid/fake model theme? Anyway, I know we’re all supposed to pretend these girls are the future of fashion or whatever, but I’m sorry, they’re ruining the modeling industry. I thought these LOVE videos were supposed to be sexy, but I’m pretty sure the Little Tuna just fell asleep.
I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Bella Thorne when I call her one of the hardest-working hotties in Hollywood. But I’m not. See, while you guys were “busy” laying on the couch watching TV or whatever it is you were doing this weekend, Bella spent hers hard at work in the hot tub posting bikini shots and tongue action on Snapchat. Because she gets it: if you’re not willing to post bikini pictures 24/7/365, there’s another hottie out there who is.
I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Bella Thorne when I call her one of the hardest-working hotties in Hollywood. But I’m not. See, while you guys were “busy” laying on the couch watching TV or whatever it is you were doing this weekend, Bella spent hers hard at work in the hot tub posting bikini shots and tongue action on Snapchat. Because she gets it: if you’re not willing to post bikini pictures 24/7/365, there’s another hottie out there who is.
