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Matthew Morrison is Paid the Same as Snooki, and 5 Other Devastating TV Paycheck Comparisons

You think that your paycheck is unfair? Imagine being an Emmy-winning actress who’s being out-earned by a 16-year-old. Or even worse, put yourself in the shoes of an accomplished Broadway and television star who pulls in just as much as a spray-tanned Jersey Shore personality who’s best known for eating pickles drunk. TV Guide has put out a new list of TV’ s highest (and lowest) paid stars, and with that in mind, here are some of the worst paycheck injustices littering the airwaves.

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Matthew Morrison is Paid the Same as Snooki, and 5 Other Devastating TV Paycheck Comparisons

Snooki to Angelina Pivarnick: You Suck!

Snooki Says Miami Girls ‘Threw Themselves’ At The ‘Jersey Shore’ Guys

‘Even in Seaside, before [anyone] knew who we were, the guys got a lot of girls,’ Snooki explains. By Eric Ditzian, with reporting by Audrey Kim Snooki Photo: MTV News Anyone who’s seen the first couple of episodes of the new season of “Jersey Shore” can tell that all the club-hopping, game-kicking action we witnessed last season in Seaside Heights has been ramped up exponentially with the crew down in Miami Beach. With greater public exposure, so it seems, comes greater temptation. But as Snooki told MTV News, the lure of the MTV cameras was evident back in Jersey too. “Even in Seaside, before [anyone] knew who we were, the guys got a lot of girls,” she explained. “The girls were throwing themselves at them. It was just 10 times more in Miami.” While Ronnie flirted with Jell-O shot girls and enjoyed a few three-way kisses at South Beach clubs , Snooki and her girls kept the gawking dudes at bay — well aware of their true, I-wanna-be-a-star motives. “And the guys, for us, it just wasn’t a good time, because we knew why they were throwing themselves at us,” she said. “I was just like, ‘No, not having it!’ ” Nor were they or “Shore” producers having any of the constant attention of tabloid photographers, who trailed the kids from gym to tanning salon to laundry to their jobs at a local gelato shop . “Miami, it was very overwhelming,” Snooki said. “Right when we got to the house, there was paparazzi everywhere. But the fact that the producers and the editing crew, they made it look like there was nothing there — made it so much better. Because we tried to avoid them so much, and you know the paparazzi — they’re going to follow us anywhere. We did what we could and we were still ourselves, no matter what.” “No money or fame can change us,” she added. Watch “Jersey Shore” Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Ep. 3 | Sneak Peek Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Ep. 2 | Flipbook Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Cast

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Lea Michele Channels Britney Spears For Glee

The Britney Spears tribute episode on Glee is generating a lot of buzz, and equally as many rumors. For the moment, here’s what we know about the episode: Britney Spears herself will not appear . The episode will be titled “Britney/Brittany.” The episode will feature six Spears songs. It will reportedly feature a head shaving. Heather Morris (Brittany) will do lead vocals . Heather’s not the only cast member getting in on the act, however. This photo of Lea Michelle as Britney on set suggests that Rachel will be featured in at least one Spears number … “Baby One More Time” seems like a pretty good guess: Lea gets into character. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] It’s unclear when the Britney episode airs, but the magic unfolds when Season 2 of Glee debuts September 21. Which Britney song would you most want to hear?

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Emilio Masella Wants to Fight Vinny Guadagnino

Vinny Guadagnino allegedly hooked up with Snooki on Jersey Shore this season. Now her gorilla juicehead ex, Emilio Masella, is allegedly ready to throw down. After learning that a drunk Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) climbs into bed with castmate Vinny, Emilio, who was dating the reality star at the time, vows revenge. “I am pissed, we were friends and he was messing with my girl when I was with her, it’s not cool.” Emilio Masella said. “I’m so angry I want to fight him.” “I mean I just said goodbye to her a couple of days before it was shot and she climbed into his bed,” the New Jersey native reflects. “I was devastated.” Emilio met Snooki in January after the first season of the hit reality show and the pair were insperable. In April, Snooki accused him of being unfaithful. Vinny Guadagnino recently snuggled up to his Jersey Shore co-star Snooki Polizzi. Emilio Masella, who briefly dated the reality star this year, took exception . Back in April, Emilio got dumped via voicemail by the Snook. The indignity. “She always accused me of cheating and I never did,” he said. “And now I had to watch her on national TV doing it. I don’t deserve this, I’m a sweet guy.” Sweet he may be, but Emilio wants a piece of Vinny – for charity of course. “I want to box him, for a charity,” said the scorned non-star. “I’m going challenge him to a charity boxing match. I want to raise money for the Chile Earthquake relief fund. I am so in love with her I want to do something for Snooki.”

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Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day

Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated. I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues…. Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high. That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means…. Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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Snooki Upskirt Pictures of the Day

There was a time in my life that I wanted to go into the Mechanical Bull business. I remember finding a used one and thought that I could rent it out at parties and to make extra money I’d videotape the hot chicks in mini skirts on the shit, titties bouncing around to put on the internet… So in doing my research for this business venture, I went to a local bar with a mechanical bull, and I realized that the percentage of hot chicks who get on the thing are minimal and when they do get on it, they are all dainty and lady-like and manage to cover every interesting body part, but there were endless ugly, sloppy drunk girls, I’m talking a line of them who for some reason, their body parts that no one really wanted to see, were put out on display like it was a freakshow…. I guess Snooki proves my theory that the Mechanical bull is for fat and sloppy being thrown around like the barnyard animals on their way to the slaughthouse….and her upskirt is really just her bathing suit…but when it comes to Snooki, it doesn’t really matter because it’s all disgusting…

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Paris Hilton’s Vacation is Better Than Yours

Paris Hilton is on vacation. What that entails when one has no job to go back to, we have no idea. But it involves arrests for pot and is a bit more lavish than your standard vacation. How different is Paris’ lifestyle than that of the average American family? Jimmy Kimmel decided to help clearly the subtle variations in a funny bit Friday. Who was diving off yachts and swilling $500 bottles of Cristal in Saint-Tropez and who was sweltering in the backseat of a non-descript sedan? Who was loving life in a bikini and designer shades on the beach and who was bundled up on the streets of (relatively) chilly San Francisco? Check out the vacation-snapshot comparison below and see … Paris Vacation

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Snooki to President Obama: You’re a Liar!

Snooki is upset with President Obama, and not because of foreign policy, health care reform or even the tanning tax she whined about in the Jersey Shore premiere . She thinks he dissed her on TV. During Obama’s visit to The View , he said he didn’t know who Snooki was. We don’t blame him for trying to dodge that one, but in May, POTUS joked that the Jersey Shore star and her cohorts should be excluded from that very tanning tax. “I know he knows who I am,” Snooki told E! Online this weekend. “Why did he have to lie and say he didn’t know me? He did say Snooki and JWoww about the tanning stuff and now he doesn’t know who I am? He has to stop lying.” Looks like Barack’s down one voter in 2012. KISS OFF : Snooki wants the President to stop the lies . As for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie slamming the MTV series for tarnishing the Garden’s State’s image, Snooki, who is actually from N.Y. State, simply said, “He needs to come over and have a hot dog and a Corona and just chill.” But not too many Coronas. Otherwise he could end up arrested like Snooki on July 30. “I learned not to drink during the day and save it for the clubs. Have you ever been in jail? It’s not fun. I never want to go there again.” We have, and can vouch for her on that one. Better to wait until at least 4 p.m. before cracking open that first cold one. Maybe she’ll write this newfound wisdom down in one of her new books. Yes, that was books , plural. “One is the Snooktionary with all my sayings,” Snooki said . “The other is the story of somebody going to Seaside Heights and everything that could happen to them.” Could make a nice stocking stuffer, Barack.

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Meet Deena Nicole, Jersey Shore’s New Guidette [Reality TV]

Meet Deena Nicole Cortese , a 23-year-old friend of Snooki’s from New Egypt, New Jersey. According to her defunct MySpace profile (don’t worry, we’ve got screenshots) she is “ADDiCTiVE & ExPENiIV3 LiK3 COCAiNE!” She is America’s newest court jester. More