The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella. Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls. I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to…. Here are a few other pics from her instagram…
Ummmmmm 98-Pound Woman Says She Only Eaten One Thing For 13 Years Ramen noodles are all this has girl needed to survive for the last 13 years. via NY Daily News It’s one thing to get by on ramen packets when you’re short on cash — but quite another to eat nothing but instant noodles for more than a decade. Georgi Readman of the Isle of Wight, U.K., has an extreme aversion to fruits and vegetables and subsists on the salty, preservative-laden snack. She became hooked 13 years ago and now, at age 18, claims to eat nothing but noodle packets, which her mother buys for her by the dozen. Readman estimates she eats 30 miles of noodles every year, and said even the thought of other foods makes her sick. “I hate the texture of fruit and vegetables,” she said. “I can’t go to my friends’ for dinner or go out for meals because I don’t want them to see me freak out if the side salad touches the stuff I eat. Mum goes to the supermarket and brings back as many packets as she can afford. “I always fancy noodles and could easily eat two packets at once. I’ve even eaten them dry and uncooked before!” Readman first tried ramen at age 5 and gradually phased out other foods. She shows signs of selective eating disorder, a little-studied and not formally recognized condition in which picky eating persists into adulthood. Selective eaters feel they physically cannot stomach most foods, which may lead to problems in their social, work and love lives. Wow.
This chick makes Lindsay Blohan look like child’s play. Poor Amanda Bynes is having such a rough life right now — good thing she has her Twitter riiiiight? WRONG. Just when we thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse, she’s been ranting incessantly on her social media in a weak attempt to “right” all of the tabloids’ wrongs. Yesterday she posted this after a story emerged claiming she’s been ejected from gym classes for her scanty wardrobe choices and poor behavior. Here’s the story, via Page Six reports : Amanda Bynes was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of bizarre behavior, witnesses exclusively tell Page Six. The former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-colored wig fell off.” One witness told us Bynes first turned up at the class alone about a month ago. “She immediately started acting strangely,” our source said. “She lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself.” Later, when the others were performing cartwheels, Amanda “did a cartwheel, but her wig fell off, and she sat down and cried.” The source added that after a number of other incidents where she was heard mumbling to herself or walking in front of others performing exercises, she was asked to leave. The source said, “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Bynes has been exhibiting some odd behavior recently, including writing some unusual things on Twitter. “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin,” she posted on her Twitter feed Thursday. Bynes appears to have a serious desire to lose weight. Last month, the retired 27-year-old actress called herself “pudgy” in a self-portrait. She also told Us Weekly in February, “I moved to New York City, and I love it! I lost four pounds since I moved. I’m 121 pounds — my goal is 100 pounds.” That would be unhealthy for Bynes, who stands 5-foot-7. We’re definitely concerned about her potential eating disorder as well. SMH. Hit the flip to see who we think Amanda’s been taking style cues from, and to see more from her Twitter timeline.
I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but people on my social media do. I hate sci-fi fantasy shit, it has always made me feel awkward. I figure it’s probably by lack of imagination, the fact I like having sex and socializing with girls, and possibly my autism, that just doesn’t let me get into shit with fairies and wizards and trolls, in fact, just writing that annoyed me…but people fucking love the shit, and I guess as they say, there’s something in everything for someone, cuz they do show titties and TV show with titties, even when not a TV show I’d watch, is a TV show for me to at least see a clip of…and here is that clip.
Ireland Baldwin isn’t 18, but she’s gonna be a babe when she grows up, in 6 fucking months, when she turns 18, not to mention already legal in Canada, unless she wants to strip or do porn or buy smokes, but not all that perverted to lust after cuz in 6 months, she’ll look and act the fucking same, it’s not like some fucking revelation filled with wrinkles, maturity and life experience is gonna happen. Not to mention kids get their periods at 7, fuck by 12, and have seen more porn than you have since they were raised on the fucking internet, making those 6 months almost just formality…. Her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for reserving a date sometime next year with her, because Alec Baldwin doesn’t like me on Social Media. We’ve gone back and forth a few times, the latest over his daughter, a daughter who he publicly shat on during his Divorce, leading to the hope of daddy issues, because I love Daddy issues, especially when they look like this.
Robert Zimmerman Compares Trayvon Martin To Teen Baby Killer Younger brother of self-appointed neighborhood watchdog George Zimmerman, who shot and killed unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin a little over a year ago, is still trolling Twitter in desperate attempts to gain support for his scumbag sibling, who is finally headed to trial in a few months to face the music for his unwarranted actions. While it’s no secret that members of Zimmerman’s family and defense team will stop at nothing to paint the slain 17-year-old Martin as a street thug who left triggerman Zimmerman no other choice but the shoot him, Robert Zimmerman may have just reached ‘scum of the century’ level with his latest social media stunt. via Huffington Pos t George Zimmerman’s family has repeatedly spoken out in his defense against his portrayal as a villain in the media. But Zimmerman’s brother, Robert Zimmerman Jr., has created a bit of a firestorm on Twitter with his bizarre defense on behalf of his sibling, comparing Trayvon Martin to an alleged killer. Robert Zimmerman took to the social network on Sunday, sharing a photo of De’Marquis Elkins, a teen charged with the fatal shooting of a 1-year-old in Georgia, and Trayvon Martin flipping the middle finger. As if this picture wasn’t insulting enough to the family of Trayvon, Zimmerman #2 then went on to imply that both cases are prime examples of why society finds “blacks” to be risky. After inevitably starting a conversation around the post, Zimmerman responded to a tweet, challenging the liberal media’s coverage of his brother’s case and questioning why society thinks “blacks mightB risky.” The fact of the matter is this: If Zimmerman, his defense team, his family, and anyone else riding for him really had a solid case, they wouldn’t need to vilify this young man and his memory to prove their point. Do you think Robert Zimmerman has a point in implying that the liberal media often paints a one-sided picture when it comes to young black men and how they are depicted?
Justin Bieber took to Instagram again on Friday, but this time the singer didn’t compare himself to Lindsay Lohan or rant against his critics. Instead, he showed off a temporary new look. “Growin out the stash lol,” Bieber wrote along with a photo of himself and some peach fuzz atop his upper lip. But the facial hair didn’t last long, as Justin then posted another silly picture of himself over the social media network. Compare the two looks below… … and now vote: Which Justin Bieber do you prefer? With a mustache! Without a mustache! Huh? What mustache?!? View Poll »
Note to Scooter Braun: you might wanna keep all umbrellas and razors away from Justin Bieber. The singer has gone off on yet another social media rant, following his bashing of the press via Twitter last week with a rambling diatribe on Instagram. This one also calls out the media… those who believe Bieber needs rehab… and even Lindsay Lohan’s tax statements! “I’m tired of all the countless lies in the press right now,” Justin wrote. “Saying I’m going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me.” Bieber, of course, has enjoyed a rough couple weeks abroad while on tour this month. He collapsed on stage in London. He flipped the eff out at a cameraman . He canceled a show in Portugal. But he insists – in an angry, bitter tone – that he’s doing just fine. “My family is beyond proud,” Bieber continued. “if Anyone believes i need rehab thats their own stupidity lol I’m 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of.” ( THG Note : We mostly hear you, JB. But success doesn’t exactly translate into mental well-being. It can often be quite the opposite, in fact. Just ask Dave Chappelle.) Justin, not lacking for self-confidence, was far from finished: “i’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and i know i got my head on straight. i know who i am… My albums could be about anything but my messages have been to never say never and believe, not to believe in me, but to believe in yourself .. I honestly don’t care if you don’t believe in me because I believe in me, and look where that’s gotten me so far… “I’m writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart. Letting u know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I’m a good person with a big heart. And don’t think I deserve all of this negative press.” Bieber concluded by saying he’s “doing pretty damn good” and to all those “comparing me to Lindsay Lohan ,” Justin has a message: “look at her 2012 tax statements.” In other words: Bieber has no problems because he is a lot richer than Lohan. Again, not really sure if that mindset is a sign of Justin having his head screwed on straight… or the total opposite. What do YOU think? Should Bieber enter rehab? Yes, he’s losing it! No, leave him alone! Marry me, Justin!!! View Poll »
Today has been very Candice Swanepoel heavy….but the reality is that life is Candice Swanepoel heavy…because the people at Victoria’s Secret have implanted her in my brain…with all the muscle they’ve put behind her…making me follow her on Instagram and other social media like she matters or like she has more to offer the world than a rockin’ body…which as it turns out doesn’t need to offer the world anything more than a rockin’ body…cuz a rockin’ body…is all it takes to matter in this superficial world…. I am brainwashed by the billion dollar empire….and so are you….and I don’t even mind…as long as they keep pumping these Candice pics down my throat…hard enough…that I can taste her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miley Cyrus feels your pain, Justin Bieber. On the same day the latter singer went off on an epic Twitter rant , Cyrus has also taken to the social network in order to express her disdain for rumors about her relationship with Liam Hemsworth. “I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding,” Miley wrote, adding: “Taking a break from social media. #draining.” Cyrus is referring to tabloid chatter last week that said Hemsworth cheated on her with January Jones at a party. It only fueled the break-up fire when the couple did not attend Elton John’s Oscar viewing shindig together, but an insider makes it very clear to E! News: “They are totally together.”
