At least one person emailed me these pictures of Kendall Jenner is a see through enough dress, not wearing a bra, rocking some nipples, because she’s a girl and that’s how tits work… Which means at least one person gives a fuck about Kendall Jenner and thinks she’s hot and follows her every move / publicity stunt…. Despite having seen her tits, or her publicly doing media discussing how she doesn’t want to wear a bra anymore – because little tits don’t need a bra – especially not in this hipster era of no one wearing bras… This isn’t a Social Justice play – or innovative – it’s not even exciting – but at least one person liked it enough to send it into me…and I always encourage emails – it makes me think I still exist on the internet…when we all know I don’t….all thanks to people like Kendall and her gang of money making con artists and their scam brands buy into – acting like she is the face or representation of a generation – instead of just some rich kid from a slutty family with no morals or values.. The only thing good about this is that it encourages vapid young and dumb girls to follow her lead – which are tits I haven’t seen yet but am glad to see in the park and on the street everywhere… The post Kendall Jenner – No Bra – Cuz Bras are Lame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Someone named Cameron Dallas owes Jessica Alba a major apology. The quasi celebrity tried to make a name for himself at the 2016 Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night, accepting the surfboard for Social Media King and then trying to be all witty afterward. Playing a quick (and random) game of “Would You Rather” backstage, Dallas was asked whose toothbrush he would prefer to use, that of Justin Timberlake or that of Jessica Alba. He chose Justin Timberlake. Which, you know, sure, whatever, cool, fine. But then he gave his reasoning for this selection. “I would honestly choose Justin Timberlake just because I don’t know where Jessica’s been,” Dallas says, just trying to make a joke, we guess. But what kind of joke is that?!? The kind where Jessica Alba is all gross and promiscuous?!? Not that she needs our defense in any way, shape or form, but for the record: Alba has been married to Cash Warren since 2008. She has two kids with her husband. There has not been a single rumor of infidelity in their eight-plus years of marriage. But whatever. Who is Cameron Dallas to make any sort of disparaging remark about any woman’s sexual past no matter what?!? Making this matter even worse? Alba led a tribute at the Teen Choice Awards to the victims of gun violence across America. So while Cameron Dallas was being a sexist fool, Jessica Alba was being an inspiring activist, as you can see below. Teen Choice Awards Stop to Honor Victims of Gun Violence @camerondallas what gives you the idea that it’s okay to slut shame Jessica Alba on live tv. Your publicist will have fun with this one. – @dacissej And the Internet took notice. Here are a handful of reactions to Dallas’ unfunny joke: I’m offended on behalf of Jessica Alba after hearing Cameron Dallas at the #TeenChoiceAwards #TeenChoice – @kelseyncastro @camerondallas what gives you the idea that it’s okay to slut shame Jessica Alba on live tv. Your publicist will have fun with this one. – @dacissej Where has @jessicaalba been, @camerondallas? Running a multi-million dollar company and raising a family. Punk. – @lindsayraedenn Clearly aware of all the backlash he was receiving, Dallas jumped on Twitter last night and wrote the following: Yo it was literally a joke, I love @jessicaalba and would share a toothbrush with her till I die lol. Really thankful for the message @jessicaalba spoke tonight, that’s what we should focus on. Yes, we know it was a joke. And we don’t doubt you are sorry, dude. But it was a joke rooted in sexism. That’s the entire point.
I have made fun of Ireland Baldwin’s desperation in her social media hustle and public image she’s created through the darkness of growing up Baldwin… But the reality is that despite being big, pushing 6 foot 2, Ireland Baldwin looks good when flashing her tits…and it may be the tits talking…but there’s something interesting, or that has more substance or depth in a daughter of famous people’s quest to navigate the world…and documenting it along the way…for a social docuseries that is social media…meaning her whoring isn’t the same as an instagram whore…it’s actually from a very weird place that I’d want to know more about… Sure it may be the tits talking, but I am going to assume a girl who is rich and famous by association to her famous parents, who may want to break free from that and cash in but who has always been on display her entire life…has more to say that a vapid girl from florida and her bikini pics aspiring to be Em Rat Cow…promoting fitness tea…even if Ireland Baldwin is vapid…she’s better than the others… Ireland Baldwin…is everything..and more… The post Ireland Baldwin Topless for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Reason For Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna’s Fight Remember that arm-scratching spat that Rob & Chy had before Rob wiped his social media clean of his pregnant fiancee? Well one of the chatty insiders that cradle close to the family is spilling the beans on what led up to the blowout that nearly left Chyna a single mother for the second time. Via USweekly : “They had a fight. It was one of those things where they broke up for a few hours to cool down,” the source explains to Us, adding that their feud was ignited by “the pressure of filming the show and everything moving too fast.” “Rob is just not used to filming again, and it’s been hard on him,” the insider continues, explaining that jumping back into life hasn’t been easy on the Arthur George sock creator, who spent the past three years battling weight gain and depression. “He isn’t used to this pace,” the source says. “He was doing nothing for years.” Another source confirms that the pressure of it all got to Kardashian. “Let’s not forget he hasn’t been doing the filming schedule in years,” the second insider tells Us. “He’s very vulnerable and not used to it.” Despite their brief break — during which Kardashian deleted all signs of his pregnant fiancée from his social media — Chyna understands what her future husband is going through. “Chyna is trying to be patient with him,” the source says. Lord…if Rob is this emotionally shaken and overwhelmed by a few hours of work, we wonder if he really has what it takes to stick it out through parenting a new baby and being a husband?? Splash
A video posted by Christina Milian (@christinamilian) on Jul 29, 2016 at 3:06am PDT Christina Milian posted this desperate video basically begging people to go to her show in Zurich because she’s tricked international promoters to book her – probably for free – so that she can bring out her new material that no one cares about – but don’t worry there will also be her classics that no one knows or remember or cares about – because no one gives a fuck about Christina Milian…except maybe Christina Milian who keeps on milking herself, which makes sense because she doesn’t milk her child as she travels the world trying to be an instagram whore Kardashian in the most bootleg of ways… The funny thing in all of this is that she’s really fucking rich from writing Beiber songs and doesn’t need to do any of this – but she does – getting naked on social media like a local stripper trying to get followers to escape the hell life she lives…but the total fucking opposite…because when you crave male attention and being seen as sexy….it’s not about the money bro… The post Christina Milian’s Weird Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…unless she’s in overproduced, underdressed, over edited photoshoots of her not even looking like the big girl Ireland Baldwin, while busting out her tits because they are the best thing she has going for her, you know the benefit of being 175 pounds…and broken enough to think that being a model, or something people jerk off to, like a sex symbol or instagram model like her shorter, less interesting, but strategically placed cousin….thanks the kardashian / jenner / hadid connection that Ireland was too fucking weird, clunky and her dad called her a pig as a kid which she carries around with her in everything she does – from dating dark molested black lesbians – to going to rehab all while trying so hard to be a leader of the social media kid of famous people….and it’d be a sad story if anyone, including her family, actually cared about her… Here are more of her tits… The post Ireland Baldwin Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM…. Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy…. But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance… Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie… Here are her pics from her trip… The post Charisma Carpenter Getting Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’ve all seen those “celebrities without make-up” posts that flood our social media feeds. And if you’ve ever clicked on, you know the heartbreak that follows. But, do you ever wonder why they don’t do a feed of celebrities who look hot all the time? Because I can name a few, and one who would be at the top of my list is Amber Valletta. … read more
Oh, Lindsay Lohan. You had such a good run there of being quiet, sane and seemingly in love On Saturday night, the often-troubled actress went on a major Twitter rant against fiance Egor Tarabasov , accusing him of cheating on her… … and also implying that SHE’S PREGNANT. The problems actually began on Friday, with Lohan sharing a Snapchat video (captioned “ET phone home”) in which she said: “My fiancé’s being really angry at me, but I’m drinking water to get him to come home. Honey, come home, please.” A day later, Lohan really let Egor having it, posting a number of messages and pictures across Twitter and Instagram. For instance, she posted a picture on Instagram with her man that depicted his face obscured by scribbles. “He wore black and I wore white…” she wrote, quoting the 1966 Cher song “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” along with three wise monkey emojis and an anchor. “I guess #art is whatever you make of it,” she added. Sure. We guess so. Several days ago, Lohan threw Tarabasov’s phone in the sea , although she later claimed it was just a joke. “I guess I was the same at 23…” Lohan later wrote of her younger fiance. “S—ty time-it changes at 26/27 @e2505t thanks for not coming home tonight. Fame changes people.” She wrote those words as a caption to the following image of the couple: How did fame allegedly change him in this case? Shorty afterwards, Lindsay shared a photo of Tarabasov at a party along with the caption: “Wow thanks #fiance with Russian hooker @dasha_pa5h.” (She was referring to Dasha Pashevkina, whose Instagram account has since been deleted.) From there, the former Mean Girls star shared a video that was anything but fetch: it featured her fiancé partying and it included the message: “Home? First time in my life-bare with he/ he cheated on me with hooker #meangirls #meanboysu b.” An hour later, Lohan tweeted a link to pictures of herself with a baby bump from her 2009 movie Labor Pains, which is about a woman who pretends to be pregnant. “Lindsay Lohan labour pains trainer – I am pregnant!!” she wrote. WAIT… WHAT?!? In late June, Lohan said she would definitely consider having kids in the future. We know: that’s a scarier thought than Jon and Kate Gosselin getting back together to have more children. A short while after this frightening implication, Lindsay Instagrammed and then deleted an email address and mailing address of the woman she claimed Tarabasov was with, captioning it as follows: “It’s legal if you’re selling yourself and not a Russian from #moscow right my baby @e2505t.” View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan For some reason, she hashtagged Russian president Vladimir Putin and U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump with the message. Obviously. These things are pretty standard when you’re Lindsay Lohan. In April, Lohan got engaged to her then-22-year-old boyfriend of eight months, who gave her with a five-carat emerald ring at the time. Now, however, it appears that he’s given her a moderate heart attack. And, you know, perhaps some sperm to help create a baby. Yikes. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope for the best, shall we? View Slideshow: 13 Movie Stars You May Never Hear From Again
A million dollars may be cool. But you know what Sean Parker said in The Social Network, right? Do you know what's even cooler? A BILLION dollars. The following famous men and women know what we mean, as each has snagged herself an extremely rich significant other… 1. Miranda Kerr The model got engaged to Evan Spiegel in July of 2016. He founded Snapchat. So… yeah. The guy is doing pretty well for himself. He has been named one of Forbes’ youngest billionaires on the planet. 2. Janet Jackson In 2012, the singer married Wissam Al Mana. He runs his family’s billion-dollar retail company in the Middle East. 3. Salma Hayek Hayek exchanged vows with François-Henri Pinault in 2009. He’s the CEO of Kering, the director of Financière Pinault and the president of Groupe Artémis’ executive board. Dude is swimming in cash! 4. Mariah Carey We don’t want to jinx it. But the singer is engaged to James Packer, a billionaire businessman from Australia. 5. Elle Macpherson The model and Jeffrey Soffer got married in 2013. He has made a ton as a real estate developer and hotel heir in Miami. 6. Eve The female rapper got hitched to Maximillion Cooper in 2014. He has an amazing name is also an entrepreneur, skateboarder and race car driver. View Slideshow
