I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may want to sit down for this: There are nude photos of Kim Kardashian on the Internet! We know; you’re shocked, but this is the world we live in now and you’re just gonna have to accept it. Okay, sarcasm aside, the latest Kim nudes started popping on Kanye West’s Twitter feed about an hour ago. We’ve posted them below so that you can enjoy the sight of Kim’s naked form for the 4 millionth time without having your eyes assaulted by a bunch of Yeezy’s all-caps rants about sweat pants. Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter 1. Kim Kardashian: Topless on Twitter! View Photo Kanye West tweeted a bunch of nude photos of Kim Kardashian today. Because if there’s one thing the Internet was lacking, it was naked pics of Kim K! 2. Kim Kardashian Topless Pic View Photo The latest Kim topless photo. We know it’s nothing you haven’t seen before, but some things never get old! 3. Kim Kardashian: Boobs on Twitter View Photo No one does social media nudity quite like Kim. This is one of many nudes her husband recently tweeted. 4. Kim Kardashian: Full-Body Nude View Photo Kim’s on a mission to see how many different nude poses the body can pull off. By our count, this is number 4,000,008. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian: Nude in Black and White View Photo Kim brings a certain artsiness to her nude photos. Or at least she wants us to think she does. 6. Kim Kardashian: Naked on a Computer Screen View Photo Here’s Kim nude on a computer screen with a bad glare. We guess this is her idea of “artsy.” The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Season 10 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered last night, and Kim reached 30 million Twitter followers today, so Kanye decided to congratulate her by being all, “Hey, here’s what you look like naked!” Actually, his exact words were, “CONGRATS BABY ON 30 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!!” Then he said “SWISH” a bunch of times in a row, because Kanye probably thinks he’s influential enough to bring that word back. Considering Kim’s sex tape took her from Paris Hilton’s big-bootied BFF to cultural force to be reckoned with, we suppose it’s fitting that ‘Ye chose to celebrate his wife’s latest milestone with an avalanche of nudity, but couldn’t he have switched it up a bit? At this point, he’s just flooding the market with Kim’s giant boobs . It’s not enough that the two of them have sex 500 times a day , now he wants to see her gargantuan butt all over his social media pages too? This dude’s got the worst known case of Badokadonk Fever. Somewhere, Ray J is planning an intervention. 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes 1. Kim Klose Up View Photo See?!? Kim Kardashian isn’t ALWAYS naked, people! She does throw on some layer on occasion. 2. Kimye in Utah View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks some fur while skiing in Utah with Kanye West. Or at least while pausing to take a photo on top of a mountain in Utah. 3. No Makeup on Kim Kardashian View Photo Who needs to wear makeup? Not Kim Kardashian in this fresh-faced selfie! 4. Kim Kardashian Australian Vogue Cover View Photo Looking good, Kim Kardashian! The sex tape star covers this issue of Australian Vogue. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian Poses in LA View Photo Kim Kardashian shows off her cleavage in this red carpet photo. She really likes to do that, not that we object. 6. A Smooch for North View Photo So cute! Kim Kardashian plants a kiss on daughter North West in this adorable Instagram image. 7. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Balmain Ad View Photo Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are all over each other. And all over Balmain’s new spring menswear ad campaign. 8. Kim and Part of Nori View Photo This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and daughter North West. Sort of. The latter has mostly been cropped out for some reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian Loves Herself View Photo Another day, another Kim Kardashian selfie. She really loves to snap photos of herself. 10. Kim Kardashian Snapshot View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has large breasts? It’s true! Look at this top that she’s wearing. 11. Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore View Photo Reality star and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore, with the goofy Snooki-style glasses to really look the part. 12. Kim Kardashian and Her Large Breasts View Photo Hi there, giant breasts! Kim Kardashian flaunts her boobs for this cover of Elle UK. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kim Kardashian Elle UK Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian covers this issue of Elle UK. Surprisingly, she’s fully dressed while doing so. 14. Kim Kardashian for Fleur Fatale View Photo Kim Kardashian has come out with her SEVENTH fragrance. She poses here in promotion of Fleur Fatale. 15. Kim Kardashian and Daughter North View Photo Kim Kardashian and daughter North get all serious for this photo. Kim says it’s how they come across when faced with the paparazzi. 16. Kim Kardashian as a Skelton View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks a skeleton costume for Halloween in this photo. What do you think of it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kim Kardashian Accentuates Breasts View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has very big boobs? She shows them off in this shirt. 18. Honoring North West View Photo Check out this bling on Kim Kardashian! Yes, those rings spell out the name of her daughter, North West. 19. Kim, Kanye and North in Paris View Photo The Kardashian-Wests all attended a runway in Paris this week. Yes, including little Nori. 20. Kim Kardashian and Koala View Photo Kim Kardashian cuddles with a koala in this photo. He doesn’t look happy to be held by the star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kim Kardashian is Popular View Photo This is the life for Kim Kardashian. She is often surrounded by people and cell phones. 22. Kim Gets Glammed View Photo Kim Kardashian is getting all glammed up in this Facebook photo. But she’s also playing mother to little North West. The End. Up Next: ” 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t think Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her badly photoshopped ass accidentally. She’s already posted a picture of herself badly photoshopped thanks to a Kim Kardashian app and it went viral. So in her crazy little world she is living in, she probably sat with a group of friends and said, this “Me saying Nigga on my last instagram pic was bad, let’s divert”…..or maybg “Wanna see people get on every site”….all she has to do is try to give herself an ass, when anyone who has jerked off to Lohan at least once, knows it is not about her ass, was never about her ass, but was about her tits…and more importantly…her broken soul…thanks to her mom and dad… Either way, every girl photoshoppes herself, that’s why real social networking rather than this internet behind the screen social networking lies… The dream is to meet someone hotter than her social media pics…I have a feeling that will never happen….thanks technology. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Photoshopped Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift isn’t as terrible of a person as I want her to be. She’s just so good at maintaining her public image for the sake of Album sales, that she never gets caught straying off course, and if she does, she’s points fingers, blames dudes, does what ever she can to stay squeaky clean…and I kind of like the lie that is going on with her, because I know that nothing is what it seems…and that any young girl…with a ton of money hanging out with all these little coke head models….in luxury settings…is being bad as fuck… I just like these pics…all conservative with an evil smile…looking down at us like we’re all idiots and that she’s fucking won…because she pretty much have… To See Pparazzi Pics of Taylor Swifts Legs CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift for Dolly Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh.. She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her… Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life… She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care.. All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck… The post Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Does this Instagram photo make me look fat? That’s the question Justin Bieber had for followers after posting a recent picture to his social media account. Although, to be honest, the singer already knew the answer. “Great birthday and I’m not fat it’s the angle,” Bieber joked online after sharing the image not long after turning 21 years old. There have been plenty of Justin Bieber shirtless photos around the Internet over the past couple years, of course, so it’s pretty safe to say no one with two working pairs of eyeballs believes the superstar is overweight. But Bieber is in a self-deprecating, humorous mood these days. Nowhere is that more evident that in his Comedy Central Roast promos, one of which features Bieber getting egged and the other of which features Jeffrey Ross helping him parody his Calvin Klein underwear ad . The Justin Bieber Roast airs on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30. Will you be tuning in for it? Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. Justin Bieber Mustache Attempt View Photo Justin Bieber is trying to grow a mustache. It’s impossible not to laugh at the effort. 2. The Biebs on Instagram View Photo Justin Bieber posted this photo on “Instagram.” He included with it a simple, one-word caption of “Night.” 3. Justin Bieber Drinks Wine View Photo Justin Bieber downs some wine in this Instagram photo. He’s not of legal drinking age. 4. Justin Bieber Instagram Pic View Photo Thank you, Justin Bieber! The singer has posted this HOT photo to Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Justin Bieber and Diddy View Photo Justin Bieber poses here with Diddy. Are the two recording new music together?!? 6. Justin Bieber Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber has posted yet another shirtless photo of himself. We’re guessing fans don’t mind. 7. Justin Bieber Sad Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber posts a sad looking selfie. See the shot now! 8. Justin Bieber in Bed View Photo Justin Bieber’s father Tweeted this photo of his son in bed. It was snapped after Justin turned himself in to authorities in Toronto. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Justin Bieber Smoking View Photo Justin Bieber is smoking a Cubar cigar in this photo. He says he loves them. 10. Justin Bieber Snowboarding Selfie View Photo Hi there, Justin Bieber! The artist snaps a selfie here while on a snowboarding trip with his pals. 11. Justin Bieber: New Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber snaps a selfie in this picture. He’s on a snowboarding trip with his friends here. 12. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Bieber with Brother View Photo There is someone out there who may be cuter than Justin Bieber: his little brother, pictured here. 14. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Instagram View Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuggle up in this Instagram photo. They have such a strong connection. 15. Will Smith and Justin Bieber View Photo This was the Most Liked photo on Instagram in 2013. It features Will Smith and Justin Bieber, of course. 16. Justin Bieber in the Philippines View Photo Justin Bieber greets a fan in the Philippines in this photo. He played a surprise concert for fans in that nation. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Photo View Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram pic. Hardcore, JB. 18. Shirtless Bieber Pic View Photo Justin Bieber was spotted at a brothel. Because that only seems logical for Justin Bieber these days. 19. Justin Bieber Honors Pac View Photo That’s Justin Bieber in his hoodie. He’s paying tribute to his dead hamster. 20. Justin Bieber Rubs Selena Gomez View Photo Justin Bieber rubs Selena Gomez. And not even the wrong way for once. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Justin Bieber and Lil Twist: Shirtless! View Photo Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless. Again. And this time he’s joined by friends that include Lil Twist. 22. Justin Bieber Nude View Photo This photo says it all on its own: Justin Bieber is totally naked and holding a guitar. Swoon away! 23. Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande View Photo Justin Bieber plants a kiss on the cheek of Ariana Grande in this Twit pic. As you might expect, it upset some Beliebers. 24. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie View Photo This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Justin Bieber Partying View Photo Justin Bieber parties it up here with a couple friends in Chicago. Yes, his shirt is off again. 26. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Photo View Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Check out this Instagram pic and see for yourself. 27. Justin Bieber Twitter Picture View Photo Justin Bieber strikes a shirtless pose in this Twitter photo. He is very good looking. 28. Justin Bieber with Rappers View Photo It’s Justin Bieber! And Diddy! And Rick Ross! And TI! This is quite the crew. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne Record Music View Photo Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne are pictured here in the recording studio. They are making music together. 30. Justin Bieber and Craig Robinson View Photo Random BFF alert! Justin Bieber poses here with Craig Robinson. 31. Justin Bieber, Head Bowed View Photo Justin Bieber is neither shirtless nor looking at the camera in this photo. Still… he’s very handsome on Instagram! 32. Justin Bieber in Tokyo View Photo Justin Bieber is in Tokyo in this photo. He posted it to Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Justin Bieber and Kylie Jenner View Photo Justin Bieber hangs here with Kylie Jenner in Vegas. What would Selena Gomez say?!? 34. Madison Beer and Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber cozies up here to Madison Beer. It should be noted: she is only 15 years old. 35. Justin Bieber Hugs Mommy View Photo Justin Bieber hugs his mother in this cute photo. The two are very tight. 36. Bieber in Bed View Photo Here you go, ladies. Justin Bieber has posted a photo of himself in bed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Justin Bieber and Chris Brown Pic View Photo Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are working on new music together. The former posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 38. Extreme Justin Bieber Close Up View Photo This may not be Justin Bieber’s best look. It’s an extreme close up of the singer on Instagram. 39. Hi, Biebs! View Photo We’re up close and personal with Justin Bieber for this selfie. He posted it to his Instagram account. 40. Justin Bieber on a Phone View Photo Justin Bieber posted this photo to Instagram. He included along with it a caption that reads “Talk to me girl.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Justin Bieber, Looking Cool View Photo Justin Bieber is one cool customer. He poses here on Instagram. 42. Justin Bieber and Yovanna Ventura Photo View Photo Justin Bieber has his arm around Yovanna Ventura in this photo. The caption? Dinner for 2 ;). 43. Bieber in the Gym View Photo Work it out, Justin Bieber! Just take off that shirt please! 44. Justin Bieber and Chris Brown on the Strip View Photo Just two pals clubbing! Justin Bieber and Chris Brown party here on the Sunset Strip. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Justin Bieber Underwear Selfie View Photo Look at Justin Bieber in his underwear!!! The singer poses here for a hot selfie. 46. Justin Bieber and Cody Simpson Selfie View Photo It’s a Justin Bieber and Cody Simpson selfie! These two are working on music in the studio. 47. Shanina Shaik and Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber snaps a selfie here with model Shanina Shaik. But the singer swears he isn’t dating her. 48. Justin Bieber on a Tube View Photo Justin Bieber kicks back and relaxes in this Instagram photo. He’s got a tough life, huh? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Justin Bieber, Very Close Up View Photo Justin Bieber is trying to grow some facial hair. He should stop it. 50. Justin Bieber In Deep Thought View Photo Justin Bieber ponders the meaning of life in this Instagram photo. While not wearing a shirt, of course. 51. Bieber Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber has never met a selfie he didn’t snap. The artist poses here with his guitar. We assume he’s about to strum it. 52. Justin Bieber to Voice KITT in Untitled David Hasselhoff Movie View Post Justin Bieber is teaming with David Hasselhoff. In what capacity? Find out now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Justin Bieber Poses in Paris View Photo Justin Bieber is just chilling here while in Paris. You know, chilling while trying to act all tough and all cool, that is. 54. Another Justin Bieber Selfie View Photo This is how Justin Bieber rolls. The singer has never met a selfie he didn’t want to snap. 55. Justin Bieber in a Hat View Photo Justin Bieber is a mama’s boy. He wrote as a caption to this cute Instagram photo that he misses his mom. 56. Justin Bieber in Camouflage View Photo Justin Bieber rocks some camouflage in this Instagram photo. The artist believes he is very, very tough. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Yo, Justin Bieber! View Photo What up, Justin Bieber! The singer poses here on Instagram for an extreme close up. The End. Up Next: ” Justin Bieber Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Lupita Nyong’o Ready To Date Jared Leto Jared Leto has made no secret about how sprung he is over Luptia Nyong’o . He can’t seem to keep his eyes (or hands) off of her every time the two are in the same room. Lupita was in a relationship for most of last year, so she was always kept things friendly despite all his flirtation — but now that she’s newly single, Lupita is ready for Jared to man up and lock her down. Apparently, she’s tired of Jared gushing over how gorgeous she is and hugging up all over her at awards parties but never actually making a move. As a source close with the starlet shared with HollywoodLife : “Lupita is totally up for a romance with Jared!” “She and her boyfriend K’naan split months ago and she’s definitely ready for a relationship with the right guy. She likes Jared…problem is that although Jared loves to flirt he doesn’t seem interested in taking it further than that. When they see each other Jared is so incredibly flirty always touching her and telling her how gorgeous she is. He even talks about taking her out but so far he hasn’t followed through.” “He says he’ll call, but then weeks and months go by before they see each other at another awards show.” Jared stays all over Lupita in public, so one would think that it’d be no problem for him to go on and officially put his bid in. He better man up before someone else swoops in and leaves him in the friend-zone dust!
Mother Beats And Publicly Shames Daughter With T-Shirt After Poor Grades 30-year-old Melany Joyce Alexander reportedly “whooped” her daughter at their home in Brooksville, Florida, after finding out the young girl had earned multiple F’s in her classes at West Hernando Middle School . Alexander reportedly beat her daughter with what her police affidavit described as a ‘leather belt with holes with metal divots’, leaving the middle-school student with ‘impressions in several places’, including her arms, neck, chest, back and legs. Alexander took things a step further, publicly shaming her daughter by writing a message about her poor grades to all the girl’s friends and potential dating partners on a t-shirt which she forced her to wear to school the next day. It read: I currently have all F’s in all of my classes. I am not aloud to have a boyfriend no time soon. So back off before I get another good woopin like I got last night (sic). Also I can no longer have ANY friends until ALL of my F’s are ALL brought up to C’s and up! So unless you are helping me with this goal… back off! My eating french fries & being a social butterfly is over because I know why my parents send me to school. I now know the importance of my education. I will learn. I will listen to my teachers and be respectful, at all times. I will do these things because I am failing… due to my social life. Want to be my friend. Help me by NOT! Judging from the spelling and grammar on that t-shirt, it doesn’t look like the mother would fare to well in an English class herself. When school officials saw the young lady come into school wearing the shirt and with noticeable bruises all over her arms, they immediately got her a new top to wear and called authorities. Police interviewed Alenxander at her home, and after initially being uncooperative, she finally admitted to beating her daughter with a belt and was arrested. She is currently being held without bond. Do you think she took things too far in trying to prove her point to her daughter? MyFox Tampa Bay
Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy… Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that. The post Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
