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Ariel Winter’s Breaching her Morality Clause with her Nipslip of the Day

We know that anyone with a brain, who has sex with actual girls, doesn’t give a fuck about Ariel Winter. We know that she’s not hot, I mean we can all agree on that, and the only thing to like about her is that she’s rich and on TV…on a huge show…and I guess that she’s 19… But the rest of her is pretty shit…. I’ll assume that the majority of people don’t have cable, don’t watch Modern Family, it’s the Neflix generation, yet she remains popular because ILLUMINATI… But a few people created an emotional connection with her, watching her grow up as Sofia Vergara’s daughter…because those people were perverts, or really lonely with no family of their own… There is no way, you can look at this face and think….”hot”… You can think I’d do her for the story, I like her tits she’s had rebuilt because I like tits, I enjoy trolls and she’s a fetish…but you can’t say she’s hot… The only thing I like about her is that she turned 18, clearly cut ties with her parents or signed a new contract with ABC or whoever puts out the show, and NOW…she can be a whore on instagram…since she’s been a whore, whored by her parents since she was a kid… Which makes you wonder, what the hell kind of narcissists were her parents, thinking “Or little freakshow child would be perfect for TV”…instead of looking at her objectively and thinking radio / podcast…maybe walmart cashier…. How this is famous…is proof that fame and the entertainment industry is a clueless mess.. But nipple, that’s alright momma…for MOTHER’s day. The post Ariel Winter’s Breaching her Morality Clause with her Nipslip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monica Bellucci Naked in Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

Immigrants…WOPs…you know the carpenters and mason’s who came to America and in turn develop parts America….with more than just Pizza….because they were too retarded to get work back home in Italy….but who paved the way for becoming the trash that was on the Jersey Shore…fucking love Monica Bellucci I don’t know if she reminds them of the pope, they mothers, or Nonas, or some fucking mafia wife of top tier titty….or if she just reminds them of the old country, the heritage they are so proud of, and al that.. I just know they love her titty, she’s still on the wall at my Barber’s, she is to them, what Sofia Vergara is to Colombia…no not a drug mule….a star….with big tits. You can see her nipples in Vanity Fair, and her fan base is probably really excited by this, they are a passionate people and don’t move on from being fans, unfortunately they are too retard to figure out how a computer works…they too busy being bros… The post Monica Bellucci Naked in Vanity Fair Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck. Im getting very good at it #Ihaveallsummer A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Apr 23, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT

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What's Better Than Sofia Vergara On A Mechanical Bull?

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Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day

Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right.. Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall. The post Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day

America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak… That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times. The post Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Panty Upskirt of the Day

Kaley Cuoco flashed her panties….either on her way to the SAG awards or on her way home from one of the parties…and it wasn’t award worthy….mainly because there were panties…we prefer pussy…or pubic hair as underwear…but also because the panties she was wearing were not see through or sheer….and looked more like some kind of flesh colored spanx…depressing for those of use into seeing all pussy – even Kaley Cuoco pussy….but also disappointing because her old plastic surgery ridden face looks terrifying at this angle…but it happened.. The post Kaley Cuoco Panty Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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