This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter…. It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell… They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist… It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever… The post Modles Licking Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now… Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks… The post Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Another day at the office for many us might mean sitting at a desk for a few hours, shuffling paper work, getting coffee; you know, pretty boring, run of the mill activities. But could you imagine if “another day at the office” meant Sofia Vergara in lingerie? Yeah, I can’t either. … read more
Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing. So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are… Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong… The post Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists… Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort. I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard. The post Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland got tits, or is working on angles that show off her tits, because she’s from a culture, at least in her career and her upbringing, which are one in the same thing – that put a whole lot of focus on tits, whether it is her TV mom Sofia Vergara who made a career as an immigrant off her tits, or her sister on the show Ariel Winter who also had big tits, huge tits, that need to be cut off at 17 tits…giving this Sarah Hyland a complex, some insecurities, because when they are at the top of their game on a hit show that they’ve been on since kids, they don’t realize it…and focus on silly things like how to get their tits more attention….. TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING STARBUCKS IN SHORTS BECAUSE YOU ARE HER BIG FAN…. CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter, 18 year old, unlike most 18 year olds, who is unlike most 18 year olds, thanks to her parents whoring her out to the media / entertainment industry where she spent time on set with TITS who made it from her TITS, Sofia Vergara to Den Mother her and teachthe valuable lesson of tits… She’s decided to post a picture of hee in a bath tub, covered in bubbles, hiding her gunt, and reassuring the perverts that she’s still got tits – even though she’s cut off the tits – they are still growing – because that’s the kind of chubby girl she is – FULL OF TIT. It’s nice to see how egotistical and exhibitionist these puppets are, back in the day the PR and Management teams would never allow this, but here they are creating mini glamour models to speak to the fact that there are way HOTTER girls without the big marketing budgets doing better on social media than the ones that are supposed to be stars, in this world of no more fame…since everyone is famous…it’s weird… The post Fatty Ariel Winter in the Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I see you arching that lower back on your party boat… On your knees with the bathing suit bottom jacked up her ass – in the best way she could… Her stretch marks are smoothed out – because the world photoshops themselves like a bunch of misleading liars who crave being famous and live their life trying to get famous – because when they aren’t famous they fell inadequate and when they are famous, like Ariel Winter, they are just trying to get a sense of normalcy by whoring out like the rest of the people on instagram – a porn site – that doesn’t market themselves as a porn site – even though all I see is sluts in slutty pics…because tits get hits… From child star whored out by her parents, to trained by whore Sofia Vergara, to having big tits that pervert dudes liked watching grow up, to now working on promoting her ass – ON HER KNEES…without the round face to distract….this is just weird…. It’s a shameless but shot, but why, bitch gets paid and is on tv..the whoring should be for those trying to get on TV… But I guess this “empowered by being a whore”…is universal and applies to those who are rich, those who are poor, those with fans and those who want fans – in some basic HUMAN behavior… In other creepy child stars in bathing suits on boats news – here’s some DAKOTA FANNING…not quite slutty enough for her own post – but still in a bathing suit on the boat – so trendy. The post Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
