These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is….. The post Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is the fat Gene Simmons daughter that has huge tits KISS fans want to collect…because KISS fans collect all things KISS.. She was never hot, but had huge tits, mainly because she was fat…and instead of learning marketing or using her dad’s fortune to do something productive in her life…she decided…to become…an instagram model.. She signed to an instagram agency, that gave her instagram work and she hired a trainer to drop the 75 pounds she needed to lose, but without losing her tits, because tits were all people cared about her…so you can’t lose your marketing hook, something her dad’s taught her well…coupled with whoring that her mom taught her well…but for some reason…she’s so uneventful at…even half naked posing…. The post Sophie Simmons in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”… I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work…. Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote… “I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.” She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus… Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean… The post Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Rat Cow is the fucking worst, the kind of cunt with zero level of “maybe this is going to end”…because for some reason…she think she’s fucking amazing…despite never really doing anything amazing….all while looking ok…but not that amazing…she’s two years of hype in a fast moving world where people forget about people…even ones they are emotionally attached to and Emrata isn’t one anyone is emotionally attached to…she’s just a set of tits…but a great set of tits…maybe not tits that aren’t even . But she’s got some great fucking tits, and more interestingly, she’s wearing panties where I can see her bush…and I fucking love bush…even on girls who are garbage… The post Emily Rat Cow We Can See Your Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
10 People Who Disrespected Nick Cannon Nick Cannon is one of the most criticized and insulted celebrities around. For some reason, respect is hard to come by for Nick. He gets slandered by people all the time. Buddy just can’t win…unless we’re talking about women he chopped down. Take a look at the people he’s feuded with.
These Youtube videos are the fucking worst..but for some reason…I feel compelled to post it, even though 3,000,000 people have already seen it, old news, but since no one visits the site for the latest of anything, even though I surprisingly post a lot of this nonsense before other sites, while not even trying, which I guess is a testament to how shitty other publications are… That said, I didn’t watch this video, but it has the word lingerie in it and that is just a direct connection to my brain and what I think is relevant.. I like big tits too… I’m basic… The post 100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eva Longoria’s ass has had a lot of black dick in it…and here it is being held together with a high spandex count pair of pants… She’s also Mexican, first generation, so that means she’s more an American Princess, more white and obnoxious and even racist than most white people…. You know the kind of Mexican who doesn’t make her own corn tortillas, but who finds it fun to wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo…. Straight from Texas to LA…..and for some reason…the world fucking loves her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I say this about most of the models I want to sleep with (aka all of them), but when it comes to Irina Shayk , I actually mean it — as far as I’m concerned, she’s one of the sexiest models out there. So here she is at amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking crazy hot (as usual), and if you can find anyone hotter, then I want to hear about her. Mostly so I can ask her out, because for some reason, Irina still hasn’t answered any of my Twitter proposals yet. I’m sure she’s just really busy with all these parties. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
