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Irina Shayk’s Cleavage Show

I know I say this about most of the models I want to sleep with (aka all of them), but when it comes to Irina Shayk , I actually mean it — as far as I’m concerned, she’s one of the sexiest models out there. So here she is at amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking crazy hot (as usual), and if you can find anyone hotter, then I want to hear about her. Mostly so I can ask her out, because for some reason, Irina still hasn’t answered any of my Twitter proposals yet. I’m sure she’s just really busy with all these parties. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emma Stone Cannes Hosiery Flash of the Day

I don’t know if you virgin losers can handle this….Emma Stone hosiery…thanks to the wind in Cannes blowing up her dress to show her thigh high pantyhose…and the reality is that I am not a virgin loser, I am just a loser…who doesn’t even like Emma Stone, or think she’s hot, or that she matters…but for some reason…a reason I call loving lingerie..being exposed due to nature…a fetish I’ve had for a long time…I think this is amazing… The post Emma Stone Cannes Hosiery Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Because She Is Hot

So apparently the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival started this week, and for some reason, I didn’t get a press pass this year. Luckily though, I can cover all the important stories from my couch, like this breaking news: one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models Karlie Kloss  showed up and put on one serious leg show at the opening ceremony. And speaking of opening ceremonies, I’d love to have one with Karlie and those perfect stems of hers when she gets back from France. And if it goes well, we can even make it an annual event. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Bikini Pictures

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman , so here’s a little refresher for anyone who forgot who these hotties are: they’re a pair of professional bikini bloggers, just like me. Only difference is, they model the bikinis themselves . And do a pretty good job of it too. I tried it myself for a while, but for some reason, nobody wanted to see shots of me in a Speedo. Go figure. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Courtney Stodden And Her Funbags Return

I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen my former favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden , but for some reason, it’s like people stopped inviting her and her killer funbags places. Anyway, luckily they’re still looking just as good as I remembered at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks Event. And don’t worry Courtney, no matter what happens, you’ll always have a standing invite to my mom’s basement. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kylie Jenner Is Huge Trouble

At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emma Roberts’ Leg Show

Normally, I make fun of Emma Roberts and call her pasty and say she needs a tan, but right now, I’m a little too busy being distracted by this solid leg show she’s putting on filming a promo for her new show Scream Queens . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still think the girl could use a tan, but for some reason, she won’t take me up on my offer to let her sunbathe in my backyard. So basically, I set up all those cameras for nothing. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Lowndes’ Cleavage Talks A Walk

For some reason, we don’t get to see Jessica Lowndes or that great pushed-up cleavage of hers on the site all that often anymore. And I can only assume it’s because she never took my advice about how much dating a pasty influential blogger could do for her career. But the good news is it’s never too late — lucky for Jessica, I’m still single. I know that’s probably hard to believe, but it’s true. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Simone Villas Boas Is A Booty You Should Know

The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas , I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too. » view all 40 photos

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Mara Teigen in Lingerie of the Day

Mara Teigen is an instagram model…and like all instagram models…no one has ever heard of her, no one kmows that she exists, but for some reason, a reason I call getting half naked on the interent, she has 350,000 followers, making you think maybe she’s relevant and you’re out of touch, before realizing that she gets naked or half naked to get followers…and I figure thats newsworthy enough to post…even if it isn’t news at all…because of the thong.

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