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Meet Super Hottie Lanna Alder

I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Lanna Alder here, although it’s tough for me to keep track. For some reason, my brain just seems to shut down whenever there’s hot models in bikinis involved. And it doesn’t help that it can be hard to tell all these up-and-coming hotties apart. I just wish one of them would do something different to stand out. You know, like pursue a romantic relationship with a certain blogger. But that’s just one example, I can think of way more: go motorboating with a blogger, go Jello-wrestling with a blogger, send dirty pictures to a blogger… I could keep going all day. » view all 66 photos          

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Meet Super Hottie Lanna Alder

Jodie Marsh is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing… TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, weirdo face Cara Delevingne….who only matters because she’s pulled off some kind of solid scam using her rich girl access to her advantage by associating herself with A-listers, propelling her to the A-list…leading to a modeling career, that more than one photographer who has worked with her have told me she is totally intolerable to work with….a total fucking cunt they hate working with…but that more importantly…a modeling career that would confuse the fuck out of anyone who ever sees her in her candid quirky, definitely ugly candids….but for some reason, looks amazing anytime she does professional photos…like this shit for top shot, that I’m not paid to promote, but that I am paid to be confused by…just not very much…because I’m a failure….and Cara Delevingne is not…

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Cara Delevingne for Topshop of the Day

Meet Hottie Daniela Braga

I don’t know what’s in the water in Brazil, but for some reason, they always seem to be sending us the most amazing lingerie models. I’m pretty sure it’s their biggest export. And here’s the latest one I’ve come across: Daniela Braga . I’ve never thought about taking a trip to Brazil, because just leaving my mom’s basement to go to the 7-Eleven down the street counts as a pretty major expedition for a blogger, but after these pictures, I think I might have to. » view all 43 photos

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Meet Hottie Daniela Braga

Emma Ahlund Hot for GRAZIA of the Day

I don’t know who Emma Ahlund is. I don’t care who Emma Ahlund is. You shouldn’t either…because she’s either paid too much to stand in front of a camera to showcase a product for a brand, in what we call the laziest part of the business of selling a product, any dancing monkey can handle that part of the business, some just are better to look at than others….or she aspires to be that dancing monkey. Models are dumb, or at least their job is, but when they are in sheer panties, I approve of the nonsense scam they have running…like right here right now…

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Emma Ahlund Hot for GRAZIA of the Day

Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

I like hipster girls when they come in two, even if their whole philosophy is to be the individual thinking hipster, who doesn’t realize that that statement alone is just them being all the fucking same. They were shot by @ste_galli and they are lovely.

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Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s New Plus Sized Model of the Day

MYLA DALBESIO is considered a Plus Sized Model and Calvin Klein is eating shit for casting her…because I guess the people who are giving his team shit, have never experienced small town obesity….or hate fat chicks who don’t even look fat, since from the belly button up to the chin, she’s pretty good…but I guess so are most fat chicks, if you mean good at eating…. even when they don’t look that fat..all this to say she’s barely fat, but more importnatly, if they want the big campaigns, they should be skinny – because they are being paid a lot of fucking money to look good – so look good…and this one looks good enough for me…I assume just a stunt to get noticed…Calvin’s got tricks up his sleeve….

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Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s New Plus Sized Model of the Day

Paper Magazine Just Broke the Internet of the Day

I know, Kim Kardashian really shouldn’t matter, but for some reason Kim Kardashian does matter, and the clever people at Paper, who I am friends with on Facebook, pretty much called out what they are about to do with this cover, break the fucking internet, possibly even making fun of the internet because fat naked ass implants on moms in their 30s who were once in porn before becoming empires…horrible, vile, disgusting empires that smell like piss and shit and branded everything…is all it takes… I am amazed she exists…but I will say this cover is pretty amazing and that’s all I have to saw about this…I mean that and BUY HER SEX TAPE Via CLICK HERE

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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles.. Good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles.. Good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day