If you guys didn’t know Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga are BFFs. And that’s a good thing for us because they always head out to the beach together and show off their awesome bodies. Here they are in Florida soaking up some sun. The only thing missing in this picture is me applying sunscreen on them. And since I can work pretty much from anywhere, I think they should give me a call. I’d be totally down for that gig. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Apparently the Glamour Women of the Year Awards were held in New York last night, and for some reason, I wasn’t invited. Even though everyone knows I try to do as much as I can to help women’s careers. Well, as long as it involves posting pictures of them in bikinis and/or recommending they date me, that is. Anyway, here’s leggy Victoria’s Secret model and Taylor Swift’s BFF Karlie Kloss showing that she can diversify by also showing off some solid cleavage. And I take full credit for helping to encourage that, whether it’s recognized or not. You’re welcome, everybody. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know who the fuck Jaime Murray, but according to google she’s in Defiance. I don’t know what the fuck Defiance is, but according to me, who gives a fuck about Defiance when the girl with decent caliber tits, you know the size of tit I always endorse because they age better than big sloppy tits, you know that you are proud to show off to the world because you’re pushing 50 fucking years old, and you’re not disgusting, making it a win… She’s from the UK, so you can imagine the kinds of trolls she’s beating out in this win….because it is a fucking win. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know… That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes…. Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.
Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…
For some reason, Joanna Krupa stopped putting on those backyard bikini shows for the paps ages ago, which has made it a whole lot harder for us perverts to get our Joanna bikini pictures fix. But looks like we’re in luck, because I’ve got a brand-new set for us all today. And I guess this must mean that Joanna went pro. So if she ever wants to work with a real professional photographer, my phone takes great pictures. » view all 20 photos Continue reading →
Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk doing what she was seemingly born to do: give me a serious pants fire with her latest lingerie photoshoot. Now, in the past, I’ve said that Maryna had a bright future ahead of her, but for some reason, the Belarusian hottie hasn’t become nearly as famous as some of her fellow supermodels. And since it’s obviously not because she isn’t hot enough, I’ve got to assume it’s because she never dated a blogger. But not to worry, because I can help her fix that ASAP. Hey, it’s always better late than never.
Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows… But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous.. I get what she did here…clever little troll. TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE
Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of what may or may not be her in a white see through mesh looking shirt with no bra on…because this picture is not about her possible amazing model implant tits…that live above her amazing model waist to hip ratio….and amazing model ass…straight from South Africa…it’s about the waterfall people. You know the beauty that nature can be…but for some reason all I keep doing is zooming in and out for nipple. Pretty ridiculous since you can see her nude HERE and in a ton of her other model work…but I can’t help myself. TO SEE SOME OF HER VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG WORK CLICK HERE
