Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies… She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT …. So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing…. Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…
Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s younger wife and baby momma, who I think he knocked up at a Yoga retreat because he’s Alec Baldwin and she’s a yoga instructor teaching Alex Baldwin, those poses coupled with his testosterone therapy just weren’t a good mix. But in her quest to spiritually gold dig, she’s produced some interesting content around herself, it’s high concept and even artistic, involving her in yoga poses all over the place, like the yoga photobomb and whatever the fuck this is…it is impressive and I understand why motherfucker came in her, more importantly, I understand how she got pregnant, so in turn with her body that she can help coax the sperm to the egg through various stretches and holds…
I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits… I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit… Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known… Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.
Here is Virgin Island Virgin who is not a Virgin because she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite HANNAH DAVIS … Her claim to fame is Sports Illustrated, which is obviously huge for her, thanks to having sex with Derek Jeter’s cock, a cock that has been linked to many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to think she probably but now she’s gone into nipple modelling, because that’s how we take it to the next level…a good strategy…for a voyeur like me who doesn’t care about her quest for fame, but do care about her nipples in a magazine….
Until Kate Upton nude photos actually surface online, we can’t think of anything in the world that would get us as excited as the dog in the following video. The funniest part, however, isn’t even the reaction of the bouncy pet to whatever his owner is about to set down in a bowl for him. It’s the reaction of said owner, who is calm, cool and collected while her canine FLIPS THE EFF OUT. Clearly/hilariously, this happens every single night… Dog Jumps for Joy Over Dinner We haven’t seen a dog go this crazy since Springer Spaniel saw that squirrel . Fun times in the dog world. Scroll through many others now: 36 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!
All hail, Game of Thrones , King of the Andals, first of its name and all-time ratings champion! Yes, the numbers for season 4, episode 8 of Game of Thrones are in, and the wildly popular series has officially surpassed The Sopranos as the most-watched series in HBO’s history. Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. No small feat for a show based on a series of door-stop books written in a genre that was previously associated with anti-social nerds and aging cosplay enthusiasts. For its peak episode in 2002 The Sopranos drew in an audience of 18.2 million viewers. GoT beat that number for the first time last week with 18.4 million tuning in. Prior to the acclaimed mob series that launched in 1999, no premium cable program had ever amassed an audience close to that size. To put things in perspective, the much-ballyhooed Breaking Bad finale of last year drew a meager-by-comparison 10.4 million viewers and that aired on a network that doesn’t require a paid subscription. It’s a well-deserved honor for a show in the midst of what many critics consider its finest season to date. Of course, last week’s increase in viewership may have had something to do with episode eight’s much-anticipated Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane battle , but considering the writers left us with a cliffhanger, much of the record-breaking audience may hold on to see if the powers that be will carry out the execution of Tyrion Lannister on this week’s GoT. It’s a possibility that’s already inspired some epic memes: Whatever happens, the remaining two episodes of season 4 are sure to pack plenty surprises and continue to enjoy unprecedented popularity. If you’ve shamefully fallen behind in your viewing , you can always watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic, and for your daily dose of horrific carnage be sure to check out our gallery of GoT’s most shocking deaths below: 9 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths 1. Viserys Gets Crowned Viserys was up there with King Joffrey in terms of douchebags we loved to hate. Even so, his death by molten gold is tough to watch.
Emily Ratajkowski has never been shy about stripping down for the camera, and we guess Emily is technically wearing clothes in this photo and thus not violating Instagram’s anti-boobie rules, but … This is about as naked as you can get without pissing off the admins: Those are guitar picks Emily’s wearing, and because her nipples are covered, there will be no need for a topless Scout Willis protest . (Although if she feels like strutting around town naked again, we won’t complain.) It’s actually been an exciting week for redefining the boundaries of nudity. First, Rihanna twerking in a see-through dress showed us all that with enough innovation, you can wear “clothes,” while still displaying every part of your anatomy. Now we have Emily rocking a couple dozen plastic disks and calling it a bikini. Clearly their accomplishments this week have earned these two women a spot in the Near Nudity Hall of Fame next to the girl who first wore leggings to a college class and called them pants. We can be proud that we live in a county where pioneers like Emily and RiRi stay up at night thinking of ways to go out in public with all their lady bits out and not get arrested. Of course, both women have been known to go full-on naked without even pretending to cover up, but with the wealth of nudity on the Internet it’s photos like the one above that kinda, almost leave something to the imagination that really catch our attention. Your move, Miley. 29 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski in Blurred Lines Emily Ratajkowski in the music video for “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke, which put her on the map. That is an interesting image to say the least.
Remember mastubrating to this Rachel Stevens from S Club 7 in her bikini back in pre internet days, back when she was bushing 30…I do… Well here she is 2 decades later pushing 50…But not too old for FHM to put her out there….because she’s probably dating the editor. That’s how these things work. Here are the pics…
I don’t think there is much more inspiring than this video of a Ibiza Gogo dancer with a butt plug laser beam in her ass, spinning during some kind of rave…. I’ve gone to parties. I’ve been on porn sites. I’ve never quite experienced anything this glorious. Thanks to our friends at BARSTOOL SPORTS for this one…
Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16. She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old… But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing. Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…
