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The Fairest of Them All: How Postmodern Fairytales Fail at Diversity (and How to Fix It)

Mirror Mirror is about as postmodern as a postmodern version of a fairytale gets these days – “It’s been focus-grouped!,” the prince protests, as the princess defies tradition and sets out to save him. So why is it so very white? It’s especially jarring when Indian director Tarsem Singh ends the movie with a Bollywood-inspired dance number – it’s a Technicolor celebration of cultural diversity by a cast that doesn’t seem to have any, save a dwarf or two who barely stand out from their pack. A fairytale about a heroine named “Snow White” is always going to require imagination, or daring, in casting for diversity, but I was surprised at how little Singh and his studio bothered trying to push the envelope. Not that they’re alone – most of Mirror Mirror ’s competitors in the current fairytale fad , from last year’s Beastly to this spring’s dueling Snow White and the Huntsman , have shown very little imagination about race. (Brownie points to Catherine Hardwicke, who let Shiloh Fernandez win the affections of her Red Riding Hood last year.) In the interests of avoiding further whitewashing – and maybe seeing some updated fables with real edge – here are four ways Hollywood should rethink diversity in all these postmodern fairytales. 1. Paying lip-service to feminism is no longer enough. I love seeing movies with strong roles for women and heroines who actually get to do things. And yes, it’s great that Lily Collins’s Snow White learns to defend herself and beats Armie Hammer at flirty swordplay, and that Chris Hemsworth is going to teach Kristen Stewart how to fight the evil queen in her version of Snow White . All of this would be way more impressive if Drew Barrymore hadn’t done the same thing fourteen years ago in Ever After . If you want to be edgy, Hollywood, let’s move beyond grudging admissions that women can stick up for themselves and find something new to say about race or sexuality or all of those other Gender Studies words the Brothers Grimm didn’t have to deal with. I liked some of Mirror Mirror ’s lopsided efforts to give its dwarves separate characters – one has a crush on our heroine while another wants to help her pick out a fabulous wardrobe – but maybe the next round of big-budget Snow White movies could even explicitly acknowledge why seven unrelated men might live together in a rustic lodge and get freaked out by the appearance of a girl. 2. Stop appropriating culture without showing the people who made it. (Otherwise known as: Every rant I have stored up about Chinese tokenism in Joss Whedon’s Firefly .) The color in Mirror Mirror is amazing, but it’s not even skin-deep. For much of the movie, the brilliant costumes and set designs hide the fact that there are very few nonwhite people wearing Eiko Ishioka ’s crimson peacock dresses and gumdrop courtier costumes and black accordion stilts – which makes the final scene stand out all the more. The Bollywood homage is a fun break from tradition on one level, but it’s also deeply weird considering how little evidence there is that any non-WASPs actually inhabit this magic kingdom. Which is a missed opportunity: Like Snow White and the Huntsman , like Red Riding Hood , like next year’s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters ( yes, really ), we are talking about stories that can be set anywhere, any time – including somewhere completely imaginary. It’s not like directors and studios have much room to hide behind the excuse of casting for “historical accuracy.” Which brings me to… 3. Think outside the casting box. I saw Mirror Mirror a few days after racists came out of the woodwork for The Hunger Games , which dared to cast black actors to play characters who were originally described as “dark-skinned.” As Anna Holmes pointed out at The New Yorker , that ugly reaction highlighted how many movie viewers expect characters to be white until explicitly proven otherwise – and Hollywood reinforces those expectations all too often, even when casting fantasies about imaginary lands where, you would think, anything goes. But no, it’s still sticking to the sidekick sidelines. The dwarves provided Mirror Mirror with pretty much its only diversity; at the very least, the movie could have included more people of color among the speaking courtiers and villagers and downtrodden castle servants. Snow White and the Huntsman , from its latest trailer , is going even more pasty-Eurocentric with its crowds of faux Crusaders. That’s not even considering the television variations; despite its modern setting and larger cast and serialized format, ABC’s Once Upon a Time has made room so far for only one regular non-white character. (NBC’s rival Grimm is doing a little bit better.) Just think what could happen if Hollywood got really radical and reconsidered how it casts its fairytale leads. In fact… 4. Dare to rethink who’s the “fairest of them all.” It could be problematic and somewhat predictable to cast a person of color as the main villain in a fairytale, especially if all of the heroes are white. (Though I think Michelle Yeoh or Angela Bassett could mop the floor with Julia Roberts.) Future fairytale filmmakers could also consider looking for a prince who’s slightly less Caucasian than Armie Hammer – he’s charming and nice to look at, but I suspect there are plenty of attractive young actors out there capable of handling a role where the heavy lifting entails imitating a puppy. But the most interesting possibility, and the one I’d most like to see the next big-budget, postmodern Hollywood fairytale attempt, would be to cast a young woman of color as Snow White or Belle or Red or any other virginal, virtuous, smart and beautiful heroine, especially if she’s a character whose beauty has traditionally been defined by the paleness of her skin. These stories have been told for centuries, and by now they’re desperately in need of some real reinvention. Challenging their most outdated assumptions about who and what is beautiful would be the easiest – and most interesting – way for Hollywood to make its next round of adaptations far more worthwhile. Maria Aspan is a writer living in New York whose work has appeared in The New York Times, Reuters and American Banker. She Tweets and Tumbls .

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Lauren Conrad Topless in Glamour of the Day

Lauren Conrad is a useless reality star from a few years ago and has since done pretty much nothing…..and when you’re a useless reality star…..from one of the worst fucking shows to ever be on TV…..you have limited options of what you can and can’t do for exposure, attention or to get noticed…because you still have that itch of having people watching and talking about you that you need to get scratched….. Sure, there’s porn, sex tape and playboy, which are the obvious options for someone who has ran out of money, but Lauren Conrad’s not there yet, so she hasn’t got that desperate yet, and luckily there’s always Glamour, other fringe magazines that consist of low grade commentary or articles…and shitty photoshoots….that are willing to do a photoshoot with her…probably cuz she’s advertising some shitty product she’s a spokesperson and insisted this be part of the deal…..and so here she is, topless, showing tits you didn’t know she had cuz you don’t know who she is…..and that’s real fucking life changing….isn’t it. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Indiana Evans in a Bikini of the Day

I love Australian 21 year old pussy. Sure I love pretty much all 21 year old pussy. Even if it has herpes from Spring Breaking too hard….or if it is fat, dumpy, from a broken home, an ex hooker, homeless, has a skin disorder, a port wine birthmark on half of it, one leg, one breast…..AIDS, is too hairy to find, is missing her teeth, is handicapped or retarded, has a weird smell constantly radiating out of it…..becuase it is still 21 year old pussy…and that fact alone cancels out everything that could be wrong with it….I mean shit could be crowning from the remnants of a teen pregnancy and I’d still try to get up in it…..but Australian chick….seem to be fucking cool….all the Australians who hit me up cuz they read the site are hot, surf, like to drink and find my shit funny….they aren’t uptight, American chicks who are trained to hate anything that degrades women…..they are ex-criminals, partiers, sluts who just fucking get it…. So this Indiana Jones bitch, is more that just a hot little ass in a bikini, she’s a representive of all the cool pussy of her nation, an ambassador that is filming Blue Lagoon for TV, who should make you want to buy a plane ticket to Sydney…..cuz Australian chicks just fucking dominate…in ways that make me want to dominate them…with my penis…even though it is small and non-threatening….not even for anal…with a girl who hates anal….sad…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two: Hopes And Fears

From Tyrion Lannister’s wobbly fate to Daenerys Targaryen’s newborn dragons, the MTV News team runs down their hopes and fears By Josh Wigler Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell in “Game of Thrones” Photo: HBO “Game of Thrones” fans have a lot to be excited about. A brand-new 10-episode season is set to premiere Sunday night, bringing viewers back to the wicked world of Westeros for the first time since poor Ned lost his head in the spring of 2011. With the series’ de facto protagonist dead and gone, it’s time for other characters to step up and fill the void — such as the heroic Robb Stark , the villainous Joffrey Baratheon , and even the morally ambiguous Tyrion Lannister . As “Thrones” moves further along in author George R.R. Martin’s original “Song of Ice and Fire” timeline, fans can expect more and more cheers, jeers and flat-out dumbfounding shocks all season long. All of which is to say that, yes, many “Thrones” fans are hopeful about the new season … but there are also legitimate concerns to consider. If the series is willing to behead its central character with a full episode to go before the first season finale, who knows what could happen next to the most beloved of characters? For your reading pleasure, the MTV News team’s most devoted “Thrones” fans joined together to share their hopes and fears for the coming season. Read on to see if you share their joys and concerns. Small People, Big World Starting with the biggest highlight of “Game of Thrones” — Emmy winner Peter Dinklage’s turn as Tyrion Lannister, naturally — our resident Westeros worshipers are all very excited to see not just Tyrion’s next adventure, but also the bastard Jon Snow’s travels north of the wall. “Jon Snow’s plotline picks up after a boring first season on the Wall. He finally travels north into the Haunted Forest, and he’ll definitely encounter some pretty nasty things,” said producer Stacey Sommer. “As for Tyrion, he’ll certainly have his hands full with a crumbling King’s Landing this season, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of Peter Dinklage on the small screen.” Hands Off Our Imp Speaking of Dinklage, everyone with even the faintest appreciation for “Thrones” can agree that the show would not be the same without Tyrion in tow. But we probably could have said the same thing about Sean Bean’s Ned Stark before season one reached its end, couldn’t we? To that end, our team was in complete agreement with a Chris Crocker-inspired plea: Leave our Imp alone! “If the first season of ‘Game of Thrones’ taught us anything, it’s that no one is safe — no matter how beloved or seemingly significant their character is,” said Amy Wilkinson, editor of Hollywood Crush. “So please, please be careful, Tyrion Lannister. We can’t do without your witty one-liners.” Off With Joff’s Head Turnabout is fair play, they say. With that in mind, there’s one character that everyone wants to see dead before much longer. “All I want from my ‘Game of Thrones’ season two is for Joffrey Baratheon to die a miserable, painful and gruesome death,” staff writer Kara Warner offered. “I’ve never wished for a fictional character’s demise more than Joffrey, except for maybe Viserys. God, those two are awful.” “Is it too much to ask for Joffrey Baratheon’s head on a stick?” agreed Amy. “But seriously, vengeance for Eddard Stark’s brutal beheading needs to be swift and savage and preferably at the hands of Robb Stark. Or, even better, young sister Sansa.” MTV News producer Ade Mangum chimed in: “I would enjoy a spoiler alert with news that Joffery won’t be around much longer. I don’t doubt that the directors of ‘Thrones’ told [actor Jack Gleeson] to channel Draco Malfoy, and maybe even my bratty little sister.” Creedence Blackwater Revival You’ll find no spoilers regarding Joffrey’s ultimate fate here, Ade, but at least this much is true: War is coming. There’s one particularly epic battle coming up called the Battle of Blackwater, and while it’s easily a highlight in the books “Thrones” is based upon, our team is concerned that the scene won’t be nearly as epic on the small screen. “My one nagging fear is that the Battle of Blackwater is not going to be as epic and awesome — and Tyrion-centric — as it was in the book,” said MTV Movies Blog contributing writer Terri Schwartz. Stacey echoed those fears: “The entire season leads up to this moment, so it would be a shame if they shortchanged the action. I would love to see an entire episode dedicated to just the battle! ” (Psst: Considering that the season’s ninth episode is titled “Blackwater” and is written by “Ice and Fire” author George R.R. Martin, you just might get your wish, Stacey.) Fire And Blood Finally, going into season two, there’s one particular cliffhanger that everyone’s excited to see more of: wandering queen and khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen’s newborn dragons. The return of dragons for the first time in centuries is a major plot point in the continuing tale of “Thrones” — a risky proposition not just for viewers who’ve become accustomed to the relatively low-level fantasy world of Westeros, but for creators pinning so much importance on a trio of computer-generated characters. “I think my biggest fear of all is that the dragons are going to look terrible,” Ade said. “I just hope the CGI team is working overtime on season two.” If I can break down the fourth wall for a moment: I’ve seen the first four episodes of season two, and they’re glorious, dragons and all. Dany devotees, if no one else, have nothing to be concerned about in the dragon department. What are your biggest hopes and fears going into “Game of Thrones” season two? Let me know in the comments section or hit me up on Twitter @roundhoward ! Related Videos Talk Nerdy Related Photos ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two

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Shauna Sand’s Zombie Corpse Ass in a Bikini Influences Her Daughter Proper of the Day

This is fascinaing to me – I have been following Shauna Sand for a while – because I am weird like that – the kind of guy fascinated with bottom of the barrel, last week’s kitchen garbage no one wants or in this case Playboy’s kitchen garbage from the 90s…. I’ve always wondered how her daughter with Lorenzo Lamas was going to turn out…..she’s probably 16 now, so when I started she was 8….and I didn’t know if her mother humiliated her, as Shauna Sand would humiliate you if she was your mom…..you know exposing her FLESHY DEAD LOOKING VAGINA IN A SEX TAPE WITH A MALE ESCORT SHE CARTED AROUND 10 YEARS LATER THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE or all the walking around half naked, in whore shoes, I didn’t know whether the daughter, a product of divorce, would be a prude, rebelling against her mom’s way, or if she’d follow her lead and walk around in heels and a thong for the world to stare at her confused…trying to understand what hey just experienced…. I guess this pic answers that question I had….and I’m pretty glad things worked out this way…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Shauna Sands Dressed as A Corpse….. FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Possible Canadian Sprinter Nikkita Holder Stolen Nudes with Hairy Bush of the Day

I am not an expert on sports, especially not Canadian sports, especially not low level sports, like sprinting….but apparently this is some girl named Nikkita Holder who is a Canadian Sprinter, in some nude pics that someone decided to leak to the public…. I can’t confirm or deny this is her, not because I think all black people look like Denzel Washington, but because I don’t know who the fuck this is. I’m not racist asshole…but I am scared of her vagina ….and that’s got nothing to do with her skin color or heritage but the condition in which she keeps it maintained. It’s like all she has to do is put a little of that athleticism into shaving that shit, and I’m someone who likes bush… Either way, not sure if this is her or not….but I’ll just assume it isn’t and wait for the lawyers letter asking me to remove the pics for the confirmation….cuz people aren’t clever enough to deny til you die cuz you can never be too sure…until they ask you to remove the sht… Who cares. TO SEE THE PRETTY OFFENSIVE PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Ass Photographer of the Day

The Spring Breakers, a shitty movie that is making up for their shitty storyline, by getting all the free marketing they can, by bringing in the paparazz to push pictures out to the public….pictures that happen to be of close ups of Vanessa Hudgens ass…probably for her to see how her weightloss has been going…… I guess half naked ex-Disney stars in their bikinis is exciting for the perverts knowing all the sexual skills they have at their relatively young age that they had to polish up on for their Disney execs who would tell them “you’re replacable, you know how many 12 year old girls who are less fat and monkey looking than you will suck me off for this gig, get on your knees, this is the business you chose….so if you ever want to work in this town again, get to work”….as their pimping parents looked on giving gestures on how to do it like they practiced at home as to not fuck up the retirement fund….and there is something magical, far more magical than this photog closing in on Vanessa Hudgens’ over 18 year old ass that we all saw naked is self shot pics back when she was producing kiddie porn before she turned 18, and that is a girl pulled out of school for high paying prostitution gigs at the age of 15…. Either way, here’s the post Disney starlet ass being milked….like it used to milk Disney execs….. To See The Picture Follow This Link I approve of this message: LIKE US EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Independent Run by Ron Paul Would Pull 17 percent of Presidential Vote: New Reason-Rupe Poll

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As Mitt Romney looks to sew up the Republican presidential nomination, the just-released Reason-Rupe Foundation poll shows that Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) could play the spoiler if he mounted an independent campaign by making it virtually impossible for the GOP candidate to beat Barack Obama. “Ron Paul would probably take about 17 to 18 percent of the national vote,” says Reason Polling Director Emily… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Reason Magazine – Hit & Run Discovery Date : 28/03/2012 17:25 Number of articles : 2

Independent Run by Ron Paul Would Pull 17 percent of Presidential Vote: New Reason-Rupe Poll

January’s aurorae from way far north | Bad Astronomy

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Troms, Norway is pretty far north — at a latitude of 70°, it’s above the Arctic Circle, and in January the Sun never rises. That might sound forbidding, but this video by Ville Kröger of the aurorae taken in January during the big solar storms might change your mind: What breathtaking scenery! The mountains look wonderful, and I imagine it’s a lovely place to visit… in the spring, or in the winter… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : DiscoverMagazine Discovery Date : 28/03/2012 19:05 Number of articles : 2

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Lindsay Lohan to Guest Star on Glee!

Undeterred by her legal woes and recent mediocre performance on Saturday Night Live, Glee has been diagnosed with a serious case of … LINDSANITY! Sorry. Some things just never get old. The hit Fox series is in final negotiations with Lindsay Lohan to guest star this spring in one of the current season’s final episodes, according to reports. She’ll be taking on a key role … herself! Once source material for the show – her mom chastised Glee and Gwyneth Paltrow for cracking jokes at her expense – LiLo will serve as a celebrity judge at Nationals. No word yet as to who will join Lohan on the panel, although we would recommend Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kim Kardashian, with the latter getting flour-bombed . The Glee gig will mark another step in Lindsay’s comeback, which began with a Playboy spread of all things. Her last scripted TV gig was a 2008 arc (!) on Ugly Betty . She’s also in talks to play acting legend Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime biopic. As for Glee , producers also recently landed Whoopi Goldberg as a big-name guest star.

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