Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know. I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….
What happens on Spring Break usually comes up positive at the free clinic… It’s about that time! Spring Break is a rite of passage as American as drinking keg beer from a red solo cup. The experience is all about how completely off the chain you can get, how many girls you can hook up with, how many beers you can funnel, how many shots you can rip, and how many fawked up stories you come away with. The easiest way to do that? Abandon all your standards, forget the rules, and let it all hang out! Don’t forget the cheap beer, hang with some hoes and maintain an “is what it is” state of mind. To help you achieve “next level Spring Breaking”, Coed Magazine has ranked the top 10 American Spring Break destinations by pure recklessness. You don’t have to tune into MTV Spring Break to know that for many college students the annual rite revolves around booze, beaches and babes. So click through and pray your parents never find that video you made last spring break…
Rob Marshall, Alec Baldwin, Julie Andrews, Hilaria Thomas, Jane Krakowski, Jeff Goldblum, Matthew Broderick, James Lipton, Martin Short attended The Roundabout Theatre Company’s 2012 Spring Gala “From Screen To Stage” honoring Rob Marshall. The event was held at Hammerstein Ballroom and Hollywood.TV was on the red carpet to interview the stars! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com 8CFB03EA
Since its founding in 1987, South by Southwest has evolved from a small independent music festival into what can best be described as “Hipster Spring Break” as thousands of hard-partying kids with ironic haircuts descend on Austin, Texas for ten days of debauchery (as personified by the topless partygoer above). This year, Fleshlight is even sending porn stars Tori Black and Lisa Ann to wander the streets of Austin and take pictures of festival-goers with their new mascot, Mr. Bator…no, seriously . But don’t worry if your travels won’t take you anywhere near Austin this weekend- just check out Mr. Skin’s Hipster Chicks Nude playlist and you’ll be ogling more indie tits than the door guy at the super-secret Pitchfork showcase. Well, almost. Image courtesy of Village Voice Media
John Mayer has been forced to cancel his spring tour. Due to a recurrence of his inflamed throat condition , the douchebag of an artist posted the following message on his Tumblr account today, explaining the change of plans and referencing his upcoming album: “I have no choice but to take an indefinite break from live performing. Though there will be a day when all of this will be behind me, it will sideline me for a longer period of time than I care to have you count down. “Okay, so here’s the plan… Born and Raised will be released as scheduled, but because I don’t make a very good anything-other-than-a-musician, I’m going to begin writing the next album very soon. “I’m pretty emotionally burnt out at the moment, but please know how hard I tried to resolve this and how disappointed I am that I can’t perform this record yet. I’m completely bummed, especially for all of you who started making plans to see a show. Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.” [Photo: WENN.com]
It’s March mam-ness! Spring isn’t the only thing that will have sprung once you feast your eyeballs on our list of 10 naked stars who were born in March. Eva Mendes , Olivia Wilde , and the rest of our spring chickens just might have you choking yours.
Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staffers look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made the last seven days some of the craziest ALL YEAR. If you don’t already, FOLLOW THG on Twitter , Google+ and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Every day, week and year, let us be your celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : Someone got Snooki pregnant . Yes, freaking SNOOKI is pregnant. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcomed a baby boy, Samuel! The 2012 Academy Awards were doled out last Sunday night. They featured one remarkably skinny Angelina Jolie … … some ashes dumped on Ryan Seacrest … … and one maybe Jennifer Lopez nip slip . Phillip Phillips – “In the Air Tonight” Phillip Phillips (above) is among this season’s American Idol Top 13 . Chris Brown reportedly denies ganking that chick’s iPhone . Ray J continues to muse on sex with Kim Kardashian . She’s being sued, with her sisters, for diet pill BS . Lady Gaga is determined to help end bullying . Anthony Bourdain still hates Paula Deen . Lindasy Lohan SNL Promos On the comeback trail, Lindsay Lohan hosts SNL tonight (promos above). She’s no longer a party animal, but did she get plastic surgery ? Whitney Houston’s family is devastated over this photo . Are Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow a couple?! Eddie Murphy and Toni Braxton are. Justin Bieber Birthday Surprise Justin Bieber got a surprise for his 18th birthday (see above). The Dancing With the Stars cast for this spring was unveiled. Is Natalie Portman married ? It looks like that’s the case. Seal believes people need to know about his divorce. R.I.P. Davy Jones (66) and Andrew Breitbart (43). The Bachelor Week 9 Rose Ceremony & Promo The Bachelor is building toward an epic season finale (promo above). One of the two remaining women was seen wedding dress shopping . MTV has released the forthcoming 16 & Pregnant cast for Season 4. Joan Rivers continued to run her mouth about just about anything … Here’s Angelina Jolie’s one-leg pose at the Oscars for good measure: Angelina Jolie Presents at Oscars What was the highlight of the week for you? Did we leave anything out?
British boy banders prove they know ‘NSYNC from the Jonas Brothers. By Jocelyn Vena The Wanted Photo: Steve Thorne/ Redferns The Wanted are taking over America. Their single “Glad You Came” is a certified hit, and they’ve even amassed enough U.S. exposure to get covered on “Glee” and tour with Justin Bieber . The British fivesome (along with fellow Brit boy banders One Direction , who are also getting love Stateside) are proving that the new millennium is ready for a new crop of boy bands. When the Wanted stopped by MTV News while they were in the U.S. for their tour, they played a little Boy Band Pop Quiz with us, and they did surprisingly well! See for yourselves … What boy band featured Justin Timberlake? The Wanted : ‘NSYNC Did they get it right? : Yes What boy band released the song “I Want It That Way”? The Wanted : Backstreet Boys Did they get it right? : Yes What band launched the career of Robbie Williams? The Wanted : Take That Did they get it right? : Yes What group from Boston formed a supergroup with the Backstreet Boys? The Wanted : New Kids on the Block Did they get it right? : Yes What band’s name is actually a temperature? The Wanted : 98 Degrees Did they get it right? : Yes, eventually, with some hints from us! What band’s brothers are also the stars of “Camp Rock”? The Wanted : The Jonas Brothers Did they get it right? : Yes Having gotten high marks on our Boy Band Pop Quiz, the guys will come back our way later this month to be part of mtvU’s Spring Break festivities . They will head to Sin City to chill with rapper Young Jeezy and MTV Artist to Watch 2012 Dev at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. It’ll all go down March 20 to 22! How would you have done on the Boy Band Pop Quiz? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists The Wanted
The joint single ‘Ready to Go’ is the first product out of Limp Bizkit’s deal with YMCMB. By Gil Kaufman Lil Wayne and Limp Bizkit’s Fred Dirst Photo: FilmMagic/Getty Images Fans will not have to wait long to hear what the odd future pairing of Limp Bizkit and the YMCMB crew will sound like. A spokesperson for the home of Drake and Nicki Minaj confirmed to MTV News on Friday (March 2) that the crew will release a single online next week called “Ready to Go” featuring verses from their new labelmate Lil Wayne . Not much is known about the first new music from the “Nookie” act since their surprise signing to the label, but in a statement announcing the roster move, co-founder Bryan “Birdman” Williams said, “We have always admired how they have been able to blend rock and hip-hop and will bring a unique sound to the label.” His partner, Ronald “Slim” Williams, added, “We are excited to see the work and collaborations that come from the entire Cash Money family with the addition of Limp Bizkit.” “As both an artist and someone who has signed artists, I can say without a doubt that Cash Money is at the top of their game,” Durst said. “What attracted me to the label is not only their great taste and hustle, but their belief in their artists and the family atmosphere. Slim and Birdman allow their artists to be themselves and encourage creative output and continued development. I look forward to bringing my vision as a director as well as my voice to the label and to Limp Bizkit putting out some of our best music to date.” On Thursday, Birdman told Billboard that the song will be “a great way to let the world know that [Bizkit] is part of us,” revealing that the band’s frontman, Fred Durst, hit the studio in Miami the week after the Grammy awards to bang out the single. “It’s rock, but it’s hip-hop rock,” Birdman added. “I think we got that hip-hop-rock swagger.” He said that after Bizkit finish their tour of Australia, they will shoot a video with Wayne for the song and then continue work on the album, which they’ve already started tracking while on tour. “They’re just gonna go in and get it done,” he said. “We’re looking to put an album out this year, but right now we’re dropping the single with him and Wayne, and we’re gonna vibe from there. Fred’s all the way in — he understands what we’re about, hard work and dedication. To me, they’re one of the hardest workers.” How do you think a Limp Bizkit/ Lil Wayne collabo will sound? Sound off in the comments section! Related Artists Lil Wayne Limp Bizkit
