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Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

In case you haven’t been paying attention, my former #1 favorite hottie Nina Agdal has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and here’s a little sample of her latest work: her posing in a swimsuit, with a cute pooch, topless. It’s pretty much Nina’s Greatest Hits. The only thing we’re missing is her posing in lingerie and/or with her favorite blogger. Maybe next time.

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Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

Elle Fanning Is A Dirty Dancer

I always knew getting on Instagram would be good for Elle Fanning , and I’m glad to see she’s finally embracing the whole young hot nobody lifestyle. Here she is sexy-dancing for the camera, there’s even a bonus bikini picture. I mean, no one’s going to confuse her for Bella Thorne just yet, but this is a definite step in the right direction. I’m so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you can feel in your pants region, right?

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Halsey Topless!!

You guys know that I do my best to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties and wannabe celebrities out there. But every once in a while, I miss one. Like this hot topless blonde here. According to my sources, she goes by Halsey , she’s a singer and she’s got a new album coming out this week. Anyway, I can’t tell you if her music’s any good, but if these pictures are any indication, I think she’s definitely got what it takes to be a big star: a nice body and a willingness to show it off for the cameras. That’s the kind of talent you can’t teach. Or auto-tune.

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Halsey Topless!!

Madison Beer In A Bikini Top For Cosmo

I always knew  Madison Beer was going to be a big star (the Little Tuna’s never wrong when it comes to these things), but even I’m a little surprised she’s blowing up this big this fast. Here she is with her very own busty covershoot for Cosmopolitan . And sure, it’s just the Turkey edition, not the US one, but with pictures this good, I predict we’re going to be seeing Madison everywhere pretty soon. Or at least, I sure hope so.

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Madison Beer In A Bikini Top For Cosmo

Hunter King’s Sweet Cleavage Show

I know most of you guys probably don’t get to sit around in your mom’s basement office watching TV all day, so you probably never got to see  Hunter King do her busty blonde thing on whatever soap opera she used to be on. And that’s a real shame, because Hunter was a great actress… to watch in the background on mute. Anyway, here’s a recent photoshoot from her and stay tuned for more, because I’m predicting big things for this hottie. And for once, I’m not just talking about in my pants region.

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Hunter King’s Sweet Cleavage Show

Natalie Golba’s Insta-Underboob

Want to know one of my favorite things about professional Insta-hotties like  Natalie Golba here? And no, it’s not that they’re fame-desperate enough that they might actually consider going on a date with me. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) It’s how creative they are when it comes to working around the site’s rules. See, Instagram policy might ban #freeingthenipple, but it doesn’t say anything about underboob. Which makes this just good, clean, pants-meltingly hot content. So enjoy away.

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Natalie Golba’s Insta-Underboob

Sad Hibachi Chef

Well, this is just heartbreaking!

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Sad Hibachi Chef

Sara Jean Underwood Is Busting Out Her Instagram

I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood for convincing her loyal perverts fans into crowdfunding her hot nobody do-nothing lifestyle , but honestly, I guess it’s not all that different than getting some rich billionaire to do it. And at least this way, the rest of us get to benefit from all these busty pictures too. So make sure to keep donating, guys. We’re all counting on you.

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Bella Thorne Masturbates In Public

OK, so maybe this isn’t quite as NSFW as you might have been hoping for from that headline, but hey, this is still a family site, remember? Anyway, still, here’s Bella Thorne rubbing one out in a restaurant and if you ask me, this is a total double standard. How come when Bella does it, it’s super-hot and gets her a few hundred thousand more followers on Snapchat, but when I do it, it’s “gross” and gets me banned for life from Starbucks? Sometimes life just isn’t fair.

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