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Madison Beer Is Already A Professional Hottie

Madison Beer ‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of  Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Kara Del Toro In A Bikini Is Heaven

Every time I do a post on  Kara Del Toro , I always start daydreaming about how great it would be to start some kind of weekly feature on her and her bikini body. But for whatever reason, her manager hasn’t been responding to any of my tweets or emails. I thought I made them an offer she couldn’t refuse, but I guess maybe they’re holding out for 20 Burger King coupons a week instead of just 10. Anyway, I’m going to keep negotiating. And in the meantime, you guys enjoy this latest round of bikini pictures I was able to put together for free. » view all 17 photos

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Future Ex-Russian Bride Valenti Vi Makes A Hottie Comeback

Last time I did a post on  Valenti Vi , I said she just might be the hottest Russian in the world. Or at least, the hottest Russian mail-order bride  Instagram model. Anyway, now that I’ve had the chance to check out a second round of pictures from this hottie, I’ve decided that maybe I was a little too quick to make that call last time. And I think I need to spend some more time with Valenti’s Instagram just to be 100% sure. I figure another 30-45 seconds ought to do it. A post shared by Valenti Vi (@valentivitel) on Mar 19, 2017 at 1:30am PDT » view all 12 photos

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How To Escape The Cops

This is pretty damn brilliant!

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Romee Strijd Needs Some Hotness Direction

I don’t know whose “bright” idea it was to have Romee Strijd , AKA one of the world’s best bikini models, do a beach photoshoot where she’s mostly covered up in some oversized sweater, but whoever it was, they should be fired immediately. And replaced by me, naturally. Don’t laugh. I’ve got some great photoshoot ideas. Granted, they mostly involve trampolines and hand-bras, but hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

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Bella Thorne Works Her Boobs

One of the things I love about Bella Thorne is that even if the rest of the hottie world is going through a slow news day, Bella’s always doing something newsworthy. And by that I mean posting more daily hotness on Snapchat. So here’s her latest below, and the only way this could’ve been better was if she remembered to forget to wear pants. But who knows, maybe she’s just saving that for later. You’d better stay tuned for more developments on this very important breaking story just in case.

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Josephine Skriver Booty Belongs In Lingerie

In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models , I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome. » view all 17 photos

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Hailey Clauson’s Booty Chair Pose On The Beach

We haven’t seen a whole lot of  Hailey Clauson ever since she melted snow drifts in Finland (and our collective pants regions) for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue back in February. So rather than wait around for a new bikini photoshoot from the busty blonde hottie, I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through research her Instagram. So first off, you’re welcome, and second, enjoy.

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Ariel Winter And Her Festive Boobies

Apparently it was Ariel Winter ‘s friend’s birthday the other day, which explains the whole wearing-party-hats-on-her-funbags thing. And I know she’s just being “goofy” and “quirky” or whatever, but if you ask me, this could actually be a pretty good look for Ariel. You know, if she ditched the shirt underneath. In fact, I’m thinking of inviting her to my next birthday party, because that’d definitely make a great present. I’ll take a few of those topless Snapchats from bed too.

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