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Star Wars XXX: a Nude Hope for Porn Parodies [VIDEO]

Porn parodies are ubiquitous these days- just name a movie or a TV show, and there’s a porn parody for it. The Brady Bunch ? Yup . Seinfeld ? Uh huh . Barney and Friends ? Ew, no! That’s just gross. So it’s not news that Vivid is currently producing Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody , in stores and online September 1. The news is that, judging from the trailer, even the non-naked parts look pretty good. Usually porn parody trailers are an exercise in tedium, since of course you can’t put any of the really good stuff on YouTube, but the Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody trailer actually contains a few quality laffs. Star Wars isn’t exactly stacked with female characters, so most of the intergalactic intercourse will be perv-formed by the lovely Allie Haze , seen at left, as Princess Leia, plus an assortment of female storm troopers and cantina patrons . Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody will also be released in 3D, because if there’s one thing we can’t let the Asians overshadow us in, it’s porn. They did it first , but we’ll do it better, damn it! If this series is successful, by the time they get to Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, director Axel Braun may be able to pull off the skinpossible: a porn parody that’s better than the movie it’s based on. And yes, Chewbacca DOES get a sex scene. See the trailer after the jump!

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Who Wins in the Showdown Between Watermelon Optimus Prime and Carrot Darth Vader?

Because it’s Friday and you deserve it, here’s the latest newcomer in the world of the artistic pop culture food art wars: Watermelon Optimus Prime, forged from the flesh of a juicy, juicy watermelon. But how does the edible Autobot leader compare to the nefarious design of delicious darkness that is Carrot Darth Vader?

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Urgent: Kaley Cuoco Releases PSA About the Cliche of ‘Slave Leia’ Costumes

The Big Bang Theory actress is on to something when she calls out the ubiquity of Slave Leia costumes at Star Wars conventions. Cosplayers and Comic-Con attendees, listen up: There are plenty more ladies with perfectly hewn braids to imitate.

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Urgent: Kaley Cuoco Releases PSA About the Cliche of ‘Slave Leia’ Costumes

Josh Brolin In Talks for Gangster Squad

You might as well put Gangster Squad at the top of your must-see list for 2012. According to Deadline, Warner Bros. has begun negotiating with Josh Brolin and the previously announced tandem of Sean Penn and Ryan Gosling to star. Ruben Fleischer will direct the L.A. Confidential -like film about cops and, well, gangsters in 1940s Los Angeles. [ Deadline ]

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REVIEW: Water for Elephants Stars One Very Big Heartthrob, with Wrinkled Skin

Water for Elephants is one of those big, extravagant-looking romances that you might automatically deem “conventional” — except for the fact that almost nobody makes big, extravagant-looking romances anymore. That’s the elephant in the room that the movie’s director, Francis Lawrence, faces head on. Whatever his movie’s flaws may be, he’s alive to the wonder of spectacle, and he still believes in the old-fashioned idea of movie stars: Those with two legs, and especially those with four.

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REVIEW: Water for Elephants Stars One Very Big Heartthrob, with Wrinkled Skin

Watch Pint-Sized Thor One-Up the Volkswagen Darth Vader Kid

Remember that adorable Star Wars -themed VW Super Bowl commercial that went viral, about a tyke in a Darth Vader costume who’s duped into thinking his Force is strong by a dad with a remote-controlled keychain? (Ah, deceiving kids. Always fun.) Well, here comes Little Thor, whose frustrated attempts to similarly use Mjolnir on unsuspecting household appliances and a golden retriever culminate in a decidedly different ending.

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Watching Bad TV Was a Full-Time Job For Americans in 2010

It’s still early in the new year, which means that there is plenty of time to correct those horrible habits that plagued you in 2010. Goodbye Twinkie diet ! So long animal hoarding compulsion! Farewell, cigarettes and embarrassing Newport withdrawal-related crimes ! Now, if only you could amend your horrible television-watching habits.

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Star Wars Junk, Movie Posters and Daria: Stop By Our Gift Guide One Last Time

The holidays are finally over, but that doesn’t mean the gift giving has to stop. Especially if the receiver of said gift is you! Since not even Santa Claus could have gotten everything on your endless list of movies, music, books and gadgets, why not treat yourself to one final spin through the Movieline Gift Guide . Because buying your very own Darth Vader alarm clock on Jan. 3 is what the holiday season is all about. [ Gift Guide ]

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Who is Cheryl Cole? Ask Jeeves’ Most Searched Celebrity of the Year!

Because this is the slowest news week ever , things like British “star” Cheryl Cole topping Ask Jeeves’ most searched celebrity list is not only worthy of a blog entry, it’s also awesome . Or maybe just to me. Regardless! “This has been the year of Cheryl Cole. She’s head and shoulders above any other celebrity subject on our website,” said an Ask Jeeves spokeswoman . “The interest shown in her has been phenomenal.” Which begs the question: Who is Cheryl Cole?

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PIC: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker Move Into Williamsburg