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South Park Keeps Up With, Kills Off Kardashians

South Park thought up a way to off the Kardashians last night. Enough said. The premise for the second episode of the season, which premiered last week mocking Tiger Woods , was the gang getting tricked into reading The Catcher in the Rye . They quickly determine it’s not dirty enough, and write their own book, The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, which they then claim Butters wrote, and he gets famous. Butters then writes a follow up, The Poop That Took a Pee , which prompts a kid to hate phonies, a la The Catcher in the Rye’s protagonist . Only this kid kills people. PHONIES : The Kardashians were labeled (and killed off) as such by South Park . Starting with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian , natch, resulting in having his book banned. Here are the reality TV phonies shortly before meeting their demise. Click here for South Park quotes from this and previous episodes, then click below to enlarge a couple of screen shots of the Kardashians being mercilessly gunned down Wednesday on the equal-opportunity offender Comedy Central show …

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The Hills’ Final Season to Premiere April 27

The Hills are alive … with a season and series finale this summer. All we have to say is that this is a sad, sad day, for Spencer Pratt . Just when Heidi Montag’s DDD “hills” were starting to rival the size of the Hollywood area the show is named after, MTV said the forthcoming Season Six will be its last . The new season, debuting Tuesday, April 27, begins the final chapter. “We owe it to the fans and the show to go out on a high note,” says MTV president Tony DiSanto. “This season will deliver on that goal in terms of drama, story, real emotion, and an organic culmination of this saga.” Not that we’re being overdramatic at all there . The ladies of The Hills filming … possibly for the last time. Final episodes of The Hills feature Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery being revealed to her mom, a scene executive producer Liz Gateley calls “touching, but heartbreaking.” The cameras will also follow the cast dealing with substance abuse: Kristin Cavallari faces rumors of drug use after partying in Miami, and Stephanie Pratt gets a DUI. Meanwhile, Audrina Patridge will date Ashlee Simpson’s reality TV ex, Ryan Cabrera. They tease the possible return of Lauren Conrad , but MTV makes no promises. As for Spencer, who’s on anger management hiatus from Hills filming to “deal with some stuff,” creator Adam DiVello says “he’ll still be in most of the episodes.” Phew. All 18 of you can officially exhale, reading this at home. Are you sad The Hills is ending? Or has it run its course?

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Kristin Cavallari: Coked Up, Gaunt, Not Showering

The Hills star Kristin Cavallari has bigger problems than terrible choices in men. She raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons during Super Bowl weekend in Miami. “She was wasted the entire time,” a source says, and we’re not talking about margaritas. “She was going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke.” Cavallari’s lawyer refutes these Us Weekly allegations, but those close to the party girl 23-year-old say those Super Bowl antics are not only true, but typical. “Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone,” an insider reveals. “She’s doing coke, getting scary-thin and not showering regularly… She’s clearly unhealthy.” Not showering regularly? Man, Justin-Bobby sure did a number on her. Kristin Cavallari seeks coke. Or a bra. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Friends and Hills co-stars Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt have all urged Kristin Cavallari to check into rehab, but to no avail . “She doesn’t think she has a problem,” a source says. They never do. It’s also effecting her “work,” if you can call it that. The erratic, gaunt actress reality star has become chronically tardy to Hills tapings, if she shows up at all. The Hills broaching her drug use may be just a matter of time, too. “Her drug problem finally became an unavoidable conversation topic on film,” an insider says. “If MTV decides to use the footage, it will be clear to everyone.”

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Reality Star Girls Gone Wild

It’s go big or go home for Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt , who brought the party to South Beach over the weekend.

Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy…

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Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman…. Pics via Bauer

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One-Shoulder Show Down

Stephanie Pratt stepped out in the glittery one-shoulder dress that Kim Kardashian wore for her birthday back in October.

Stephanie Pratt Whoring Out in a Parking Lot of the Day

You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet.

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Stephanie Pratt & Shanna Moakler — Wrong Rides

Filed under: Ride Me Shanna Moakler and Stephanie Pratt had their own version of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” last night — they each left Voyeur in the other’s car!The two reality stars, who have the same white BMW SUV, were given each other’s vehicles thanks to a serious … Permalink

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Stephanie Pratt & Shana Moakler — Wrong Rides

Filed under: Ride Me Shanna Moakler and Stephanie Pratt had their own version of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” last night — they each left Voyeur in the other’s car!The two reality stars, who have the same white BMW SUV, were given each other’s vehicles thanks to a serious … Permalink

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