I have stared at a chicken’s eyes and seen and felt this stupidity Herzog is talking about… Werner Herzog on Chickens from Tom Streithorst on Vimeo . Chicken stupidity is so profound it’s philosophical. I’ve also seen a chicken run about without its head—legs, feathers, blood spurting from where the head should be. It run perfectly well without its head. It even ran across a narrow bridge that was… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Slog Discovery Date : 09/02/2012 19:13 Number of articles : 2
I realized that if you leave your house, everyday life gives you a handful of viral video….If I had a videocamera this weekend available to me, I would have got a video of a very pregnant native woman chain smoking, I would have had a weird angy biker getting hit in the face with a water bottle, I would have had a dude walking around with a stuffed wolf like some stupid fucking hipster, I would have had girls with big tits getting out of the pool compliation, I would have had a waterskiing fall, and most importantly, I would have had me in women’s panties going to retail outlets and trying on clothes outside the changing rooms for everyone to see my hustle, before breaking into a dance routine…but the art of the viral video…is actually capturing the stupidity….or staging it so it looks like you did…like these people who put their kid to work and worked the security camera to make a motherfucker look like a hero…. I’m not sure how old this is, but it is new to me…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
I realized that if you leave your house, everyday life gives you a handful of viral video….If I had a videocamera this weekend available to me, I would have got a video of a very pregnant native woman chain smoking, I would have had a weird angy biker getting hit in the face with a water bottle, I would have had a dude walking around with a stuffed wolf like some stupid fucking hipster, I would have had girls with big tits getting out of the pool compliation, I would have had a waterskiing fall, and most importantly, I would have had me in women’s panties going to retail outlets and trying on clothes outside the changing rooms for everyone to see my hustle, before breaking into a dance routine…but the art of the viral video…is actually capturing the stupidity….or staging it so it looks like you did…like these people who put their kid to work and worked the security camera to make a motherfucker look like a hero…. I’m not sure how old this is, but it is new to me…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…
So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten…. I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example…. What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic….. Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time. I’m not interested in posting the pics -cuz it is so contrived and not jerkoffable – but if you want to see them FOLLOW THIS LINK
Too bad she didn’t break her neck and Christopher Reeves herself…See I don’t wish death upon even the most disgusting humans, I prefer them to sufer and rely on a straw to get around…I can’t stand Gaga she is the devil and this stupidity should have ended in one of those Darwin Awards…you know “I was half naked, dick tucked into a leather looking bikini, in front of 100,000 people who believe the lie that I’m an artist and visionary, even though I was created in an office to reach the gay market, so I jumped on a piano bench so people know I’m a real talent who can play from my soul, and I slipped cuz my tranny boots didn’t have enough grip, I shoulda jerked off on them before the concert and not after the concert, silly me, the bullshit queen, who isn’t hot in anyway”…. She’s the Devil, make her stop, that’s all I have to say about that.
According to Breitbart TV: “Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) appeared on the Hugh Hewitt Show and revealed some startling items in the bipartisan 2012 budget negotiations, including a plan to eliminate the mortgage interest deduction for homes valued higher than $500,000.” So Coburn essentially wants to raise taxes on those who own homes worth more than $500,000? Is he on the Right team? Hat Tip Breitbart TV… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : P/Oed Patriot Discovery Date : 04/03/2011 21:30 Number of articles : 2
For last year’s Project Runway bridal challenge , I called my recap “Brides’ Dress Revisited,” and I see no reason this pun can’t be re-spun and employed again. Congrats to laziness! While we didn’t bear witness to another of Gretchen’s Medusa explosions last night, we did watch as Ivy polished her fangs and hissed to everyone in a 15-mile radius that Michael C. called her a smelly jackass (or something else made up?). Let’s break down all the stupidity using our favorite instrument: Mean jokes.
There comes a time in every man’s life when they turn 25 and pulling their friend’s pants down and drop kicking them outside some shitty hollywood bar becomes boring….I am the last person to say a motherfucker needs to grow the fuck up, especially after he made millions doing this shit…but I know I’m bored of seeing this stupidity. It was a 90s concept that worked because people weren’t on the internet and exposed to half retarded dudes who do stunts…but now that shit is saturated and whether you were an innovator or not…it’s time to move the fuck on. I’m not saying he has to wear a suit and be sophisticated…or that he even needs to really grow up. I’m 40 and pull stupid shit all the fucking time…I am just saying that I don’t find any of this funny at all…it’s lame, lazy, unoriginal and boring…motherfucker needs to step up his game…..but why bother…cuz he still gets pussy doin’ his one-trick… Pics via PacificCoastNews
It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers…. Pics via Bauer
