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Elle Liberachi Knows What To Do With Lingerie

I don’t know who the hell this Elle Liberachi woman is, but she’s walked into my life like a sexy bolt of lightning with amazing breasts and I don’t know what to do with myself. Actually, I know exactly what to do with myself, but I’m still afraid that somehow that’s going to make me go blind. Anyhow, whoever this woman is, she’s gone on my list. I keep a list of all the hottest women I’ve ever seen pictures of so that when I do go blind I’ll be able to remember them fondly as mother reads their names to me out loud. Good times. more pictures of Elle Liberachi here

Elle Liberachi Knows What To Do With Lingerie

I don’t know who the hell this Elle Liberachi woman is, but she’s walked into my life like a sexy bolt of lightning with amazing breasts and I don’t know what to do with myself. Actually, I know exactly what to do with myself, but I’m still afraid that somehow that’s going to make me go blind. Anyhow, whoever this woman is, she’s gone on my list. I keep a list of all the hottest women I’ve ever seen pictures of so that when I do go blind I’ll be able to remember them fondly as mother reads their names to me out loud. Good times. more pictures of Elle Liberachi here

Alyssa Milano’s Sweet Preggo Boobs

I almost forgot that Alyssa Milano was knocked up, the poor thing, here she is at some event the other day trying to hide her baby bump. She’s not doing a very good job of it, she looks like I do after about a dozen pints, satisfied and more that a little buzzed. I’m just kidding, she actually looks pretty hot, her body hasn’t really started to get all stretched out and weird yet. Do her breasts already look bigger or is that just my imagination? Awesome.

Amanda Seyfried Finally Gives Us A Peek

I can’t believe my eyes, Amanda Seyfried is wearing something other than sweatpants chicks wear on their period or to retile a bathroom. Amazing. I just wrote a post about how she needs to step it up with some sexy clothing if she wants to keep my attention. I guess she reads the site on a regular basis and took my advice to heart. Rrrrriiiiiight. Anyhow, I don’t give a crap why she did it, I’m just happy I can actually some cleavage up front instead of just a dumpy sweater. Keep it up.

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint

I was hoping that Amanda Seyfried would sex it up little more when she heads out, the last time we had her on the site she was dropping some boxes off at goodwill for crying out loud, and now she’s walking around looking like this? This is not how you’re going to get noticed in Hollywood. Sadly, I can’t stop posting pictures of her doing nothing. I guess my feelings for her are a lot stronger than I thought, I must be in love. That can’t be right, I haven’t even seen her big sweater muffins yet.

Jennifer Love Hewitt And Alyssa Milano Get Cooking

When I woke up this morning and heard that there were pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alyssa Milano embracing, I was seriously excited. Boy, am I now disappointed! Here they are helping out the homeless on Christmas. Yes, a very noble cause, but hey what about my penis? more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alyssa Milano here

Alyssa Milano And Her Sexy Elbows

Ever since I was a young man I’ve been in love with Alyssa Milano , I can’t believe my little Samantha is all grown up, so I was always going to post these pictures of her at some DVD launch. I’m probably the only one still interested in this broad, but I don’t care, we’ve been together for a long time. I can still remember her and her dad driving up i their beat up blue van. Besides, she’s still pretty hot and she’s showing off some shoulders and elbows so why not. Enjoy.

Isabel Lucas Is One Hell Of A Hottie

I don’t think I put Isabel Lucas up on the site enough, the girl has talent in the sexy department. Here she is at some event showing off her winning smile and tight little body. I like a woman who, even when she’s got this much clothing on, you can tell that she’s got a great body under there. Now if there was only some way to convince her to show it to me. If I were a millionaire I’d offer free vacations to hot chicks at my tropical villa just so I could see them in their bikinis. I guess I’d have to do it all via webcams, I couldn’t be there, I can’t wear a bathing suit around hot chicks, are you kidding me?