Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait… I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini… Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird. TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE The post Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30… Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in… Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media… She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it. The post Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while grunting…. But I have eyes, and with those eyes, I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova, you know tennis clickbait sold off to Enrique Iglesias. I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is weirdly shaped and large, I mean you have to be to go against the Williams sister….and I know that she’s a local hero, since she’s a rich kid from Montreal, where she got her start…but most importantly, she’s got a slutty party twin sister who is the hotter of the two to bring her up, as she probably makes 50% of Eugenie Bouchard’s earnings in some weird twin, in it together deal…but then again, they were rich to start, so who fucking knows… I just know, this bathing suit’s not doing anyone any favors. The post Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s christmas… Here’s a slutty Christmas themed shoot…a candy cane you can’t lick…and not because your parents neglect you, but because girls neglect you…they are scared of you…weirdo. Her name is Vivien Sasdi.. I am not going to google her, I am drinking egg nog trying to challenge my arteries… I may survive…stay tuned. The post Vivien Sasdi Slutty Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was just told by one of my holes that Olivia Wilde was a hot chick on the OC where she played a Lebsian….I guess I could have worked that one out on my own but if you read this site, you’ll know that putting work into figuring out who the bikini or in this case mom in a one piece because her body hasn’t bounced back and she’s insecure about it, even though she’s made it in America, not to mention she’s a rich kid who doesn’t need to make it, hence why she’s so vapid and vain and putting an importance on her looks, when there’s nothing else for her to really put her efforts into….it’s the definition of Hollywood… She’s not that great, but not much is, it’s this or it’s instagram sluts half naked…and this get paid to be in movies so by default more worth it… The post Olivia Wilde Still in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess when you get to be in the Si Swimsuit magazine, you can consider yourself a real model, but now SI has become a joke and all they care about is getting hot chicks who have a massive followings. No longer are the days they had top level a$$. Now it’s just above average socialites and girls who gamed Instagram early on. Not that I care, because SI has been pumping out the same looking crap for an eternity and no one buys their magazine anymore. All this to say that Gigi Hadid is just an above average looking girl, who most dudes would like to bang.
I haven’t done a post on Hannah Ferguson in a long time. I think she is too busy dating an athlete or some rich dude to care about having a career. It’s a tough life for a hot model, but I do know she will probably make time for SI Swimsuit since that is the best thing to have on your resume if you want to snag a multi-millionaire. » view all 14 photos
So hey, has anyone noticed that Farrah Abraham has been kind of quiet lately? Sure, there was that whole thing where she stripped and masturbated on a live stream , but you know what we mean. Usually we can’t go a day without Farrah doing something dumb — making some ridiculous statement that barely makes sense, posting something dumb on social media. She’s still doing outrageous things for any tiny little bit of attention she can scrounge up. That masturbation thing we just talked about, and also her very public vaginal rejuvenation , if you needed any examples. But other than that, we really haven’t heard all that much from her. It turns out that she’s been spending a bit of time in Italy with her daughter, Sophia! Which is nice, right? Maybe since she’s homeschooling Sophia these days , she’s teaching her some art and history over there. Stranger thing have happened, probably. But unfortunately, this strange (relatively) silent streak of hers didn’t last for too long. Because she shared this photo of herself with Sophia wandering around Italy, and it’s … well, it’s not getting a lot of positive attention, we’ll say that. Farrah looks OK, even though that red hair is still the worst. She looks happy and sort of peaceful, which is honestly something we never imagined we’d be able to say about this girl. But Sophia, bless her heart … that swimsuit looks to be a little too small for her, and the result is that her butt is hanging out of those bottoms. And according to Instagram, this is very, very bad. “U need to buy ur daughter clothes that fit her,” one of her followers suggested. “Don’t turn her into u.” “Do won’t you dress appropriately and teach your poor little girl some values?” another person asked. “So so sad … really poor parenting.” “Please please have some damn respect for once!” yet another person wrote. “If not for yourself or your daughter, for the culture and country you’re visiting at the time ffs.” Someone really went in for the kill, telling Farrah “Just cuz your parents exploited you doesn’t mean you have to do the same. You know good darn well u saw your kid’s butt in the background cuz we did and we ain’t even the mama.” And if that wasn’t savage enough, she also received the comment “I’m sure daddy Derick is just flipping in his grave. Poor kid!” Some Farrah defenders — believe it or not, she does have some actual fans — theorized that perhaps she simply didn’t notice the wardrobe malfunction. But she posted a similar photo in her Instagram story with the caption “Suns out, buns out,” so that theory’s pretty much out the window. It’s just … why is it so hard for her to be a decent person ? Why does it seem downright impossible for her to just avoid doing things like this? Unfortunately — or fortunately, depending on how you look at it — the world may never know. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Kate Major is a totally insignificant character. She was some drunken coke whore that a drunken Michael Lohan, the father of the next Messiah, Lindsay Lohan, making him the modern day JOSEPH in this NEW NEW testament…. So pretty much the bottom of the barrel, likely a cocktail waitress, who fucking cares, she’s a scumbag and disgusting… Just tabloid fodder, who loves being in the tabloids as it is the most she’s accomplished other than finding a famous dad….to cum in her… Well, she got arrested again, they get arrested a lot, and she went off on some racist rant, calling one cop a dyke because she likely was a dyke and the other a monkey, and a slave, and all kind of other disgusting shit, like how she wants to be a White Power idiot, and it’s just too bad she didn’t get shot. This kid of attitude blows my fucking mind, but at the same time, I know she wants nothing more than to get fucked silly by a black cock, so it’s hard to take her serious…she lost me at “I’m famous”….that’s where her credibility in all this bag over her head shit was lost…because sure she’s on TMZ…but they’ll feature anyone to make that Harvey Levin more Jewish money. LOL. Here are some lohan pics to celebrate this vile mess… The post Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Some garbage movie called The Layover is coming out soon, and the promo pic they used to promote Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is a bikini shot with her bikini jacked up her pussy, and I guess that is hot enough…except when you look at her at the premiere with Kate Upton, her co-star…. The girls in the movie, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario at the premiere looking like fucking school buses, or middle aged moms on their way to a friend’s second marriage….because her husband left her for the babysitter. NEITHER look hot and you can’t look at these pics and think “UGHHH SO HOT”…. You can however look at both of them half naked and think…”big tits i want to suffocate on”…because the thing about fat, thick, big girls..is that I love the idea of suffocating on their tits… The post Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
