I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.
I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.
Back in April, Kim Zolciak’s 4-year-old son Kash was severely injured after being attacked by a dog. Zolciak updated fans on Kash’s recovery via social media, but she kept certain details to herself, and as a result, the severity of the attack remains something of a mystery. Based on what we know, it sounds as though Kash’s injuries bordered on life-threatening. Zolciak described her son as “traumatized” and revealed that he nearly “lost a very important organ,” though she never specified which one. Kim is under no obligation to divulge the details of her son’s condition, but from what she chose to share, we can surmise that the incident left Kash with both physical and psychological scars that could last a lifetime. It’s for that reason that many fans are shocked by Kim’s choice of present for her son’s fifth birthday. According to a Snapchat from Kim posted yesterday, she and husband Kroy Biermann surprised Kash with a pit bull puppy. She shared a photo of the boy and his dog with fans, most of whom have been supportive of her decision. She captioned the image: “My heart is going to explode.” The choice of present resulted in some negative comments online for obvious reasons. Some bashed Kim as insensitive for putting the child in a position where showing fear would mean rejecting a birthday present from his parents. Others defended the reality star, pointing out that she’s posted photos of Kash playing with dogs on more than one occasion since his attack. Knowing next to nothing about Kash’s psychological state in the months following the attack, it’s impossible for us to say if the gift of a puppy was a bad idea or just what the doctor ordered. Whatever the case, it seems Kim’s youngest is recovering nicely. Kash started kindergarten earlier this week, and it seems the occasion took a serious emotional toll on Kim. “My nugget Kash is a bit more sensitive and shy. There is something about boys that just gets me,” Zolciak captioned an Instagram pic on Monday. “THANK YOU for all of your sweet comments through all my tears last night I didn’t feel as crazy knowing so many of you are going through the same. Love all of you have a fantastic day and I’ll let you know if I hop in my car and go pick him up.” No matter what she does, fans will likely continue to question Kim’s parenting methods, but there’s no questioning her love for her kids. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
Back in April, Kim Zolciak’s 4-year-old son Kash was severely injured after being attacked by a dog. Zolciak updated fans on Kash’s recovery via social media, but she kept certain details to herself, and as a result, the severity of the attack remains something of a mystery. Based on what we know, it sounds as though Kash’s injuries bordered on life-threatening. Zolciak described her son as “traumatized” and revealed that he nearly “lost a very important organ,” though she never specified which one. Kim is under no obligation to divulge the details of her son’s condition, but from what she chose to share, we can surmise that the incident left Kash with both physical and psychological scars that could last a lifetime. It’s for that reason that many fans are shocked by Kim’s choice of present for her son’s fifth birthday. According to a Snapchat from Kim posted yesterday, she and husband Kroy Biermann surprised Kash with a pit bull puppy. She shared a photo of the boy and his dog with fans, most of whom have been supportive of her decision. She captioned the image: “My heart is going to explode.” The choice of present resulted in some negative comments online for obvious reasons. Some bashed Kim as insensitive for putting the child in a position where showing fear would mean rejecting a birthday present from his parents. Others defended the reality star, pointing out that she’s posted photos of Kash playing with dogs on more than one occasion since his attack. Knowing next to nothing about Kash’s psychological state in the months following the attack, it’s impossible for us to say if the gift of a puppy was a bad idea or just what the doctor ordered. Whatever the case, it seems Kim’s youngest is recovering nicely. Kash started kindergarten earlier this week, and it seems the occasion took a serious emotional toll on Kim. “My nugget Kash is a bit more sensitive and shy. There is something about boys that just gets me,” Zolciak captioned an Instagram pic on Monday. “THANK YOU for all of your sweet comments through all my tears last night I didn’t feel as crazy knowing so many of you are going through the same. Love all of you have a fantastic day and I’ll let you know if I hop in my car and go pick him up.” No matter what she does, fans will likely continue to question Kim’s parenting methods, but there’s no questioning her love for her kids. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
Jennifer Lawrence is in VOGUE because I guess she’s promoting some bullshit…and I am sure she’s had a lot of irrelevant things to say about her and her existence in how she scammed Hollywood into thinking she’s this natural talent in a career that requires no talent…IT IS ALL LIES…but keep paying her 25 million dollars a movie…she DESERVES it…even though she irritates me and everyone I’ve ever spoke to….yet still getting work..because the industry has positioned her in a way that lets them increase budgets and make more money despite no one actually going to movies except maybe a few homeless people trying to stay warm in the winter….you’ll know that if you’ve been to a movie theater in the last year there is likely going to be under 10 people in the place…but for some reason, even the death of movies, people like this garbage still exist. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Vouge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is in SHAPE Magazine, but not necessarily in SHAPE, even though she’s been working out like a crazy person with an Athlete person to try to be as fit looking as possible, because when you have tits like that, you’re predisposed to be a fat chick, and it’s a constant battle to maintain the tits that are also the only thing people care about and a figure that’s still decent to look at and not broad, boxy, thick, or sloppy…something she hasn’t managed too well in the past, despite being a Swimsuit model, but that I guess is trying to polarize because if you’re in SHAPE magazine, you’re programming people to assume that means you’re in SHAPE…but it doesn’t… She does look better than she has in the past, so it’s nice to see a girl keep up the tits…so athletic..you can tell cuz there’s a basketball in the pic. The post Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s nice to see Ronja Furrer’s tits… She’s the kind of FURRER the world needs more of…. I just wish her name was more a nickname she got because of her pubic hair, as a fan of pubic hair, that means a lot more to me and the world as a whole, than a whore showing the world her tits…. But they are still tits… I have no idea who RONJA FURRER is…but she exists.. The post Ronja Furrer is Some Model With Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know I haven’t done a post on Kelly Brook in a while, but as one of the OG busty hot nobodies, Kelly’s always going to have a special place in my heart. And my pants region. So I’ll keep putting up her swimsuit pictures, even if it looks like she’s starting to get a little chunky these days. Hey, I’m not trying to be mean. I say that out of love. I just want the best for her. Because that also happens to be what’s best for me and the Little Tuna.