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Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Merry Christmas everyone! Your present this year is dueling pop stars in swimwear and thankfully you don’t have to choose since we’ve got both Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato in sexy swimsuits! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Merry Christmas everyone! Your present this year is dueling pop stars in swimwear and thankfully you don’t have to choose since we’ve got both Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato in sexy swimsuits! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up… Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really. I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares… Watch this on The Scene . Here she is playing some tennis Watch this on The Scene . The post Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Zolciak: Look At My Natural Thigh Gap!!!

Kim Zolciak doesn’t miss a beat. Last night, the Don’t Be Tardy star Instagram’d a photo of her date night outfit, while husband Kroy Bierman got ready in the background. “Date night but only have an hour!” she wrote.”Gotta make time even if it’s quick.” We didn’t ask, but Zolciak mentioned her thigh gap anyway. “I don’t need to stick my butt out or point my feet in to have a thigh gap I have one even if I stand on my head. “#BornWithIt #ILoveYouJuicy #IDontPostForYourOpinion #ItsMYIGSoIPostPicsOfMe #ThatsNothingNew.” Back in August, Zolciak wrote something similar about her thigh gap , which has been a controversial topic over the past two years.  Some define it as a measure of beauty, which doesn’t do much for the whole “love your body” message. Zolciak was at Emory University at the time, and wanted to show off her Jimmy Choos to fans. “Listen I turn my feet in so you can see my damn shoe not to have a thigh gap cause I have that anyway!” she wrote. We get it.  You have a thigh gap. Zolciak also showed off a makeup-free selfie yesterday, the result of a lovely facial THAT SHE PAID FOR. “Thank you Magnolia Spa for my amazing Hydra facial today! “No they didn’t ask me to post, no I didn’t get paid to say this! It’s the only spa me and my entire family go to here in GA! They are the best!” View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

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Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day

You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”…. Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models… We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life….. Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb… Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything… The post Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Festive Walmart Shopping and Other Videos of the Day

Man Exposes Cheating Wife…Romance Isn’t Dead Man Threatening Staff at Burger King Taken Out Driver Uses Passenger to Hide Plates when he missed Turn..weird… Filipino TV Star “Pastilla Girl” Mother Getting Shot Close Range…weird Indonesian Lambo Crash – Aftermath Dude is Texting Man in Turkey Catches Himself on Fire Driver VS Construction Front Loader That Took Its Backend Off Dude Takes a Metal Pipe to a Fist Fight – Loses Overcrowded Train in Dubai – Ends in Death – at least he was Smiling Brazilian Bar Fight Ends Well.. What is this…Brawl…. Hospital Bed Fight The post Festive Walmart Shopping and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy

Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini…. The model is – Samantha Gradoville…. She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles….. I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter.. I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is… Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless…. The post Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day

It looks like Uma Thurman, the tits Quentin Taratino was fucking obsessed with in the 90s, are still tits…only now they are set on a skinny body…that really make her massive man hands pop…something I guess she’s into…and I am not too sure if this is for a movie, or family vacation…in St Barths…I just know that she’s rocking a vintage bathing suit, that reminds me of some old silent film from Paris in the early 1900s, that you’d see on a dude diving into a barrel..but in this case on tits with dude hands…which I guess is the same thing…in what is a tribute to the rich culture of France…or just her tapping into a really weird fetish….or swim fashion that should not make a comeback…but she’s still got those tits…and it’s still bathing suit pics..that are essentially the foundation of my existence…sex tapes and bikinis…motherfuckers… TO SEE THE PICS < a href="http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=76980" target="_blank"> CLICK HERE The post Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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